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    Dan and Phil revisit their past

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    In his deepest fantasies from months ago, Dan never imagined he’d be in this situation: his favorite YouTuber on top of him, looking at him through hooded eyelids, lips swollen, sexy even with faded Sharpie decorating his face.

     

    It's 2009, and Dan Howell is in his YouTube crush's bedroom to film a Q&A video. They can't keep their hands off each other, even with the cameras rolling.

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    When 2009!Dan is missing Phil a little bit extra, he watches a video of them to ease the ache.

    (or PINOF kiss fic)

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    Dan Howell thinks The Kiss is silly. Maybe it isn’t.

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    Dan and Phil film their first video and then have sex

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    Daniel Howell met a beautiful boy on the internet, even though his parents had told him one thousand times that “IT’S TOO DANGEROUS TO TALK TO STRANGERS ONLINE,”  but he couldn't give a single fuck, because Dan was a crazy bitch living life like a cocaine-addicted speed running an overdose. Dan sent a dozen messages to this beautiful boy named Phillip Lester (who could potentially be an old pervert guy in his 60s pretending to be a twink), and so a magical “friendship” started. They both set their date on a random day and met in the most romantic place that Manchester could give to a young couple… the fucking TUBES. And that’s how the most iconic love story of the internet begins: with a couple of crazy teenagers going on overwhelming and dangerous blind dates.
    That's the story of Dan and Phill, a power couple.

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    Dan's back hit the floor, the air kicked out of his lungs by the force and the surprise of the tackle—leaving just enough for a chuckle to escape—and his arms loosely wrapped around Phil's body pinning him to the green, messy, carpeted floor.

    He barely registered Phil's own laugh—because then, two lips promptly pressed against his, the contact wandering between shy and impulsive, both overthought and thoughtless.

    Dan forgot everything from the still-filming camera pointed at them to the pair of underwear pressed against his back on the floor. He even forgot what to do for a few seconds.

    *
    PINOF 1 tackle & the aftermath of kissing your mysterious (probably wig owner) lover from the internet for the first time.

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    everyone always talks about the first day you meet someone. but what about the second? when all the initial nerves have passed and something deeper is beginning to bloom?

    october 20, 2009. the second day dan and phil met.

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    October, 2009: Dan is meeting Phil for the first time tomorrow. He just has to get through this night.

    ///

    “The precious desire burning deep in Dan's gut is intoxicating and he should be so much more scared than he is. He’s still plenty terrified, but maybe just this once he can allow his heart to want this. He’ll pick up the shattered pieces later.”

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    formidable: (adj.) causing you to have fear or respect for something or someone because that thing or person is large, powerful, or difficult

    (title and inspiration from Formidable by twenty one pilots)

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    Dan and Phil's story retold in the omegaverse, starting from the first time they ever met in person. Just two people struggling in an unconventional relationship in a society very set in their ways.

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    phil is bored and forces dan to make a pinof 11 with him but they freaking kiss

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    October, 2009

    Montreal, Canada

    Shane waits at an airport for a man he’s been talking to for approximately three months but probably less.

    OR

    Shane and Ilya experience a similar journey that YouTubers Dan and Phil did.

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    Dan doesn't know what he and Phil are, but he doesn't really have to.

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    Dan is a yapper and Phil is usually very happy to listen but sometimes Dan is an interrupter or a mindless unintelligible squawker and Phil is like woah. Fortunately Phil’s got the ability to do the one thing that shuts Dan up without fail and that’s a kiss.

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    Dan hated that fucking lion soft toy. Couldn't stop staring at it or thinking about it, wanting to chuck it in the charity bin where it belonged. Anything to avoid thinking about Phil's face too long. Anything to avoid the self reflection he so deeply needed.
    Fuck, he just wanted to make YouTube videos for Christsakes

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    “I mean, you weren’t expecting it.” “It was funny.” - Phil in 2018 explaining why he tackled Dan at the end of pinof 1
    “Why can’t two bros just tackle each other, you know?” - Phil in 2023 answering the same question again

    It's 2009, Phil just met Dan, and he has the urge to tackle him to the floor and catch him by surprise. It doesn't matter why, just that it worked perfectly.

    Inspired by “phil is not on fire”

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    “How do rabbits get protein?”
    “From eating a lot of meat.”

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    The American leg of the Terrible Influence Tour was just beginning and what better time to let the builders put the finishing touches on the phouse while they’re away.
    For Dan, everything is perfect. Phil is perfect, their life is perfect and it feels like nothing could possibly go wrong.
    That is, until they decide to go get dinner at a local IKEA. Dan finds out something that threatens to break his heart and things start to go wrong. Then they go very very right…

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    it's 2009. the second day of dan and phil hanging out together irl.
    phil refreshes his youtube, only to mysteriously see the 2024 dan and phil games channel on his screen.
    they decide to look through their future channel, introspection ensues

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    BODY!

    ❛ tired of this body ❜

    ❛ fall apart without me ❜

    ✧ or, in which dan is dying and phil can't live without him

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