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Brought Together by a Barking Menace to Society by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom
15 May 2013
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I’ve been talking to Benedict Cumberbatch.
I am covered in dirt, grass stains and I fell flat on my face in front of him.
My dog barked at him. Incessantly.
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- Part 1 of Don't Ever Change
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Where Penguins Leap Off the Edge by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom
15 May 2013
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I blink a few times. Most of the timeline is filled with people re-tweeting a tweet with my name in it.
What the....
Why is Mark Gatiss tweeting about me in the first place?
I hit the link in the tweet.
My world goes very tiny and I drop the phone.
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- Part 2 of Don't Ever Change
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Take Advantage of His Nicesoscity (A Door Word) by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom, Tom Hiddleston - Fandom
16 May 2013
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“You don’t know her. Stranded captain,” Ben said, gathering up the take away containers that smelled delicious. Even if they were stone cold and likely empty.
Tom blinked. “Where’d you find her?”
“A Tube station.”
“You simply felt the need to go out and find a service member in a Tube station? The American service at that,” Tom added, slowly getting to his feet. He cracked his neck and ran a hand through his unruly hair.
“Well, I couldn’t find a British one,” Ben easily replied, binning the left overs. “Door sent me for her.”
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- Part 3 of Don't Ever Change
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Burden of a Glorious Purse by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Sherlock (TV) RPF, Tom Hiddleston Fandom
17 May 2013
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He felt Pamela tense up for a moment.
“You owe me for making me carry this horrid tote bag around all afternoon,” he whispered into her ear.
He felt her shiver and grinned.“But you’ve been doing such great advertising for Door’s shop,” Pamela said in a level voice. “I sent her photos each time I’ve managed to pick up some free wi-fi this afternoon.”
Tom groaned and banged his head on the glass above Pamela’s head while she quietly laughed.
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- Part 4 of Don't Ever Change
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Insert Curse Words Here (Even Ones Door Made Up) by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom, Tom Hiddleston - Fandom
20 May 2013
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Today, though, failing to recognize Tom Hiddleston was NOT Pamela’s fault.
He didn’t LOOK like Tom Hiddleston with the stubbly facial hair, the short kind of dark blond messy SHORT hair. His ears kind of stuck out. Tom Hiddleston’s ears didn’t— as far as Pamela could remember— stick out like the man she’d met in the kitchen ears did.
His hair was ALL WRONG.
Then again, his hair was usually wrong. Except in Wallander.
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- Part 5 of Don't Ever Change
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Glitz, Glam, and Doolally with a Side of Potato by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF
22 May 2013
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“It won’t work,” Pamela insisted. “I mean…it won’t. I…he’s…I’m going to Del Rio.”
She looked at Benedict, sure he’d understand what she meant by that. Going to Del Rio was such a loaded thing for her to say. Del Rio was another world, so far away it was almost unreachable from Tom’s London World.
“Del Rio,” she restated when Benedict only stared at her.
“Del Rio,” he agreed.
In that moment, she knew he understood.
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- Part 6 of Don't Ever Change
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- English
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That Time Door Forgot Tom at the Airport and Basil Barked A Lot by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
25 May 2013
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“What?” I ask, not knowing what Door is trying to tell me. The words slowly filter into my brain and I realize what she just said. “Why are you picking up Tom?”
“He’s here to see Pamela! He got in at one in the morning or something Broadway whacky and I FORGOT TO PICK HIM UP AT THE AIRPORT.”
I look at my watch, attempting to figure out what time it is in Texas.
I fail and give up.Wait, what does Broadway whacky mean?
“I FORGOT TOM HIDDLESTON!”
“And you are calling Benedict Cumberbatch because…?”
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- Part 7 of Don't Ever Change
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Londoner Subjugates Ranch in Hill Country by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Tom Hiddleston Fandom
30 May 2013
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“This is the part, in a perfect world, where you’d be stunned into silence by the appearance of one Thomas William Hiddleston,” I tell her, enjoying the puzzled expression on her face. “However, because I’m a twit, I left him at the airport in the wee hours of the morning for an extended period, made him come back to my apartment where Basil the Barkapotamous barked in his face because she doesn’t like him for some unknown reason and now he’s passed out cold in the backseat of the 4Runner.”
Pamela’s eyes go wide and she appears to have stopped breathing.“Thus, not here to shock the socks off of you!” I finish, doing a ta-da motion with my hands.
Pamela stares blankly at me. It’s like I’m speaking Greek or something to her.
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- Part 8 of Don't Ever Change
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A Contradiction, Something Beautiful by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF
03 Jun 2013
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“Amanda told me Cricket posted a picture of Tom and a cow.”
“Tom is visiting Texas,” I explain, then sigh. “I’m sure he found a cow.”
“Do they just roam aimlessly around Texas looking for him?”
“Well, no. But, it is Tom. I’m sure they found a Texas cow for him.”
“Longhorn.”
I sigh.
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- Part 9 of Don't Ever Change
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The Mot Juste by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF
09 Jun 2013
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“We should have the conversation.”
“What conversation?”
“You know.”
“No, Thomas, I do not know. Aren’t we having a conversation?”
“Yes, we are having one, but we ought to…sort things out before I go back to London.”
“Sort things out?”
“Yes, you know…”
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- Part 10 of Don't Ever Change
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Door Invades a Press Junket and Some Other Stuff by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, Actor RPF
12 Jun 2013
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“So, do you know the strangest thing that happened today?” Chris asks, arching an eyebrow as he looks at me.
“No,” I hedge as we reach the line of cars waiting.
Chris smiles, opening up the door for me. “I met your friend Cricket today. She announced who she was, set up a camera, and began to talk about a movie I made a long, long time ago.”
I smile, nodding.
“Turns out she loves McFly. Found out about them when she was living in London way back in 2004,” Chris goes on. He pauses for a moment, glancing out the window. “I looked her up after she left.”
“I take it you found Tom burdened with a glorious purse?”
Chris laughs, turning back to me, his eyes sparkling. “I did. What was she doing there today?”
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- Part 11 of Don't Ever Change
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Of Sheep Blankets and Hester by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch - Fandom, Sherlock (TV) RPF
20 Jun 2013
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“I know it’s wrong now. It took me five years, but…I’m Hester. Oh my fracking god, I’m fracking Hester!”
Door pulls at her hair and makes eye contact with me for the first time since she began talking. She looks wild, crazed and alive. Oh, god, does she look alive. It’s like she’s just had the Eureka moment she’s been looking for since she got here.
“I’m Hester…Oh, god, I’m Hester, Jason is the old dude and…well, I don’t have a Freddie. So, I guess it’s not…but, no. I am like Hester, only without a Freddie.”
I’ve no idea what the hell she’s talking about. The only Hester I can think of is from A Scarlett Letter and there was no Freddie in that story if my memory is correct.
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- Part 12 of Don't Ever Change
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Just Like a Paperback Novel (Complete with Country Break-Up Songs) by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF
27 Jun 2013
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“Please, stop her,” David begged. “It’s like she’s in high school all over again. We’ve been cannonaded to the same five songs for a fortnight!”
Pamela blinked. “You’re one of them, too!”
“He likes archaic words,” Door grumbled. “Fine. I’ll stop. But, if you bad mouth my need for country music again, I’ll cut you do bad you won’t know what cut you so bad.”
Door made a menacing face (which looked ridiculous with the oversized sunglasses sliding down her nose) and turned heel and walked off.
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- Part 13 of Don't Ever Change
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Domicile by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, Real Person Fiction
19 Jul 2013
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“This is not your bedroom,” I say, eyeing the flower patterned wallpaper and boarder. Oh, look, there’s white and pink stripes behind the door. And flowered cut-outs near the light switch.
Dear Lord.
“Uh, yeah. It is. I reclaimed it!” Door shouts from behind me, pumping her fist into the air. “Davy took it over after I moved out, but I took back the man cave!”
“He had a pink man cave?” I faintly ask.
The room is alarmingly girly. I cannot see it being a man cave at all (even with the oversized telly, state of the art sound system and rather fancy looking futon that reside in the room).
“Yeah, complete with a pirate flag,” she snickers.
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- Part 14 of Don't Ever Change
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Don’t Ratiocinate, My Life is the Stuff of Dreams by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, Real Person Fiction
07 Aug 2013
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“Tom is plotting,” I said a few days (weeks, hours, I don’t know) ago.
“Huh?”
“Tom. Is. Plotting.”
“Isn’t Tom always plotting? World domination? Enslaving the masses with charming smiles?”
“Benedict.”
“Okay, that’s the second time someone’s said my name that way today. What gives?”
“Tom. Is. Plotting.”
“Okay. Check. Tom is plotting. Why should I care what he is plotting…other than if it’s to do something drastic…like marrying Pamela without telling her? That would be bad. Also, I suspect that would upset the fangirls.”
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- Part 15 of Don't Ever Change
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Loki of Asgard Burdens Mortal with Glorious Purse by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston Fandom, British Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction, Marvel Avengers Movies RPF
26 Aug 2013
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“Smile, darling,” Tom says out of the corner of his mouth.
People are shouting at him, asking him who the hell I am.
It’s that moment I realize what he is doing and why he is doing it.
Oh, Tom Hiddleston, you fracking genius.
“This is Cricket Heidi of Chicago,” Tom booms in his Loki voice, letting go of me to address the crowd of photographers. “And she is burdened with glorious purpose.”
Am I smiling? Please, dear lord, let me be smiling.
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- Part 16 of Don't Ever Change
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Not a Bit Sophrosyne by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston Fandom, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, British Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
24 Sep 2013
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“I find it so interesting,” Tom begins, throwing himself face first onto my couch, “that we both got pictured with female friends around the same time and now we’re supposedly dating them.”
He gives off a full belly Tom Hiddleston™ laugh, which is only tinged with the slightest of the bone numbing exhaustion the man must feel.
I do not know why he keeps flying back to London between his promotional gigs.
Then again, Tom Hiddleston is mental.
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- Part 17 of Don't Ever Change
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Come Together Right Now (Over Me) by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, Tom Hiddleston Fandom
29 Oct 2013
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“Here.”
I look up from the sewing machine to find my dad extending a credit card at me. It appears to be his credit card, which is weird on all kinds of levels. Besides the fact I’m an adult now and have my own, my dad proclaimed after I graduated from college he’d never let me anywhere near his credit card again.
“Uh, Dad, that’s yours,” I point out, figuring he’s simply confused.
“I know. I want you to buy yourself a plane ticket to wherever the hell Ben is at the moment,” he orders me.
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- Part 18 of Don't Ever Change
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Jar of Preggo by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom
06 Dec 2013
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I told Ben I couldn’t have his kids. Yeah, we had that conversation before I left Toronto. Mostly because I remembered his dream of having a house full of children. He stared at me and said, “We can adopt.”
We don’t have to adopt.
I’m knocked up with his kid.
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- Part 19 of Don't Ever Change
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Fêtes and Some Lodger by ScotlandEvander
Fandoms: Benedict Cumberbatch Fandom, Tom Hiddleston Fandom, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
07 Jan 2014
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I’ve never celebrated Thanksgiving before, as it’s one of those holidays Americans celebrate. It’s about food. That’s what I’ve learned from American TV shows. Americans gather around a table, eat too much rich food, watch their silly football games, and usually fight.
Or something.
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- Part 20 of Don't Ever Change