Tumblr Trash
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Padfoot and Moony meet over mutual follows on Tumblr. Remus, the blind student, hires Sirius, the fallen Aristocrat, to be a reader for his classes. They fall in love in separate ways, and fall apart. Then fall together. Their love is almost as ridiculous as they are.
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Trash
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He pulled out his laptop and found the post and reblogged it, tagging it for his selfie and adding the caption, “Tumblr Trash Romance Novel: How a Padfoot Woo’d a Moony.”
“We are disgusting,” Sirius said. “Like so disgusting. Like I want to vomit all over your computer.” He eyed the selfie with Remus’ unbidden and happy smile, and his shut eyes and lips puckered all over Remus’ cheek. “God, I can’t stand it. We need to break up right now immediately because I can’t survive this.”
“I always knew I was fatal,” Remus said from behind a sigh. He pulled Sirius down. “Sorry, love. But there’s no cure. You’re stuck forever.”
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Trash
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‘Oh you glorious bastard, I’m going to take you somewhere hot and sunny on holiday so I can worship your bare skin in public and it won’t even be considered lewd.’
‘Everything you do is lewd. The way you drink your tea and eat your sodding toast and do the dishes. Lewd.’
‘Ah but you love it.’
‘Too much. Now fuck off I’m heading into class.’
‘I meant it about the holiday. Just so’s you know. Beachy. Sunny. Not British. Or sunny British. That’s not even a thing but we could find it a way to be a thing.’
‘You’re not talking sense. Fuck off, Pads. Class.’
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- Part 3 of Tumblr Trash
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For All the Things My Hands Have Held by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2015
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“I’m just so excited. It’s not every day I get to introduce my sexy boyfriend to my parents.”
Remus huffed and shoved Sirius away. “You do realise this trip isn’t about you and your sexy boyfriend. They’re meeting James’ fiancée for the first time.”
“Oh…whatever. I mean it’s about me a little.” Sirius swept himself off the bed and checked the floor for stray objects—which there were none. “It’s always about me a little.”
“Christ,” Remus muttered, but he was smiling.
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Trash
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He nuzzled into Sirius’ neck when the duvet was pulled up around them. “Well that was…”
“Hell yeah,” Sirius grinned. “Why’re you so good to me?”
“Well mostly,” Remus drawled, as his fingers began to trace a lazy pattern round Sirius’ chest, “it’s because I fancy you so much.”
“Yeah? This old thing?”
“Mmm, seems so. I mean he’s a bit contrary on his good days, and exasperating, but I’m besotted.”
“Besotted. You’re a ninety year old man with the body of a twenty-one year old god.”
“And yet here you are, loving every second,” Remus murmured into the side of Sirius’ face.
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- Part 5 of Tumblr Trash
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Remus is poorly, Sirius takes care of him.
"First we’ve got to make sure you aren’t dying.”
“M’not dying, you git,” Remus huffed. He put his face right in the crook of Sirius’ neck where he liked it best, and breathed in. “And I’m being very well taken care of.”
“Oh,” Sirius said, and his cheeks went flush with pleasure. “Well…that’s…that’s good. Good.”
Remus laughed. “Aye, it is rather. Now shut the hell up so I can get sleep. I want to be better before you catch this and I’m stuck taking care of you. I can only imagine what sort of dreadful, whinging piss-baby you’re going to be.”
Sirius grinned. “Oh love, you have no idea.”
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- Part 6 of Tumblr Trash
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Remus is a bit more efficient when taking care of a very feverish, and slightly delirious, Sirius.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Trash
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Remus has been contemplating the love of his life, and he knows one thing--he can't imagine a future without Sirius in it. So he decides to make it official.
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- Part 8 of Tumblr Trash