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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like hockey
Stranger: asl
You: 21, Male, Canada
Stranger: 21 m us
Stranger: u play hockey?
You: Yes. You?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what level?
You: University, what about you?
Stranger: mlh
You: Yeah, sure lol
Stranger: am serious
You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people
You: Sure. What position do you play?
Stranger: center
You: Yeah, right. What team?
Stranger: what team is your favorite?
You: Montreal
Stranger: ok i play for montreal then. shitty team but sure
You: What are you doing? Trying to role play as a player on my favorite team?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what players do you like
You: Hayden Pike is cool. I met him, actually. He thinks I’d be a good fit
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: hayden pike
Stranger: jfc. ok so you are really good at university? montreal will scout you?
You: I mean, I hope so
Stranger: i won’t roleplay as hayden pike for you, sorry
You: ???? I’m not asking you to role play as anyone, man. Are you just a hockey fan? What’s your favorite team?
Stranger: no, i told you
Stranger: i am player in mlh
Stranger: i lied about metros tho. other team
Stranger: do you like scott hunter
You: Yeah, he’s had a great career
Stranger: lol but?
You: Nothing. He’s just maybe past his prime a bit, but he still plays great
Stranger: you have bad taste. i don’t believe you play at college
Stranger: what about rozanov
You: I mean, he’s an objectively great player, the stats don’t lie. It’s just not my play style, and the guy kinda seems like a jerk
Stranger: oh?
You: He’s just kind of a party guy, right? Focus on hockey, it’s like he’s trying to get photographed with women every night you know?
Stranger: he’s hot though
You: What? He’s a guy
Stranger: guys can’t be hot?
You: I mean sure, they can be. I just haven’t thought about it
Stranger: ok so think about it. is he hot?
You: Sure? I guess, like, objectively, he’s fit and has a nice face
Stranger: you love this word
Stranger: ‘objectively’
Stranger: am i doing a poll for the public or asking what you think
You: He’s hot, yeah. Lots of hockey players are, they’re professional athletes
Stranger: are you
You: Am I what? Hot?
Stranger: yes
You: That’s kind of conceited if I say yes, right?
Stranger: not if it’s objective ;)
You: I’m fit, I’m not short or anything, I guess I have a good face
Stranger: ok so you’re hot
Stranger: good, so am i
Stranger: what do you look like
You: Why??
Stranger: so i can picture you?
You: Why do you need to do that?
Stranger: i am 6’1, very muscular, good ass, big thighs, big chest, biceps, blonde hair, light eyes
You: Okay? Good for you?
Stranger: your turn
You: I’m muscular too, I don’t know. Dark hair and eyes, freckles. I’m half Japanese
Stranger: wow wow
Stranger: you sound hot
You: You’re weird. I should go
Stranger: no don’t
Stranger: you don’t want to chat with mlh player?
You: I don’t want to chat with a weird liar who’s focused on how I look
Stranger: ok how do i prove it
You: I don’t know????
Stranger: i have the most goals so far this season lol
You: Ilya Rozanov has the most goals this season
Stranger: ah, yes. exactly
You: Ok, so you want to roleplay as Ilya Rozanov. Right, sure.
Stranger: i am ilya rozanov
You: Whatever. Doesn’t he speak Russian? Prove it.
Stranger: да
You: You just used Google Translate
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what would you do if you saw me in public
You: Nothing because I don’t know who you are
Stranger: fuck you are boring
You: If I saw Ilya Rozanov in public, I’d probably ask why he was at my university in Canada, and I’d say he’s an awesome player to watch, and ask for an autograph
Stranger: ok. and id say hello, i am here because i wanted to watch you play, hm? maybe i want you on my team, take you away from hayden pike
You: Sure. I’d rather stay in Canada than Boston
Stranger: why?
You: My family is here
Stranger: girlfriend?
You: What? No. I don’t have a girlfriend
Stranger: mm if you play for boston you would get many more girlfriends than in boring canada
You: Well good thing I don’t need multiple
Stranger: lol you are funny
You: What other players do you like?
Stranger: this is what you’d ask ilya rozanov?
You: No. I’m asking you
Stranger: if you don’t want to play I’ll find someone else
You: To roleplay with?
Stranger: sure
You: Okay, whatever. I’d ask him how his playstyle has evolved since training in Russia
Stranger: he would say boring, boring
Stranger: ask something more interesting
You: Okay, I’d ask who his favorite team to play against is
Stranger: hmm. depends. if traveling, i like going to the fun places. new york, la. florida. they fucking love me there
Stranger: if home, maybe toronto. i like to beat that fucker kent. but if montreal drafts you, then i will like to play them ;)
You: I think I could beat Rozanov
Stranger: wow wow. so you must be very good, hm? to beat me?
You: I am good. Best on my team
Stranger: hmm. what is your name? i will youtube clips of you
You: Not a fucking chance
Stranger: why? stranger danger? i told you my name
You: A fake name
Stranger: boring
You: Yeah, so I’m boring. Okay. Anything else you want to talk about?
Stranger: why don’t you have a girlfriend
You: I’m busy with hockey
Stranger: do you fuck
You: ??? Like in general?
Stranger: yes
You: I had sex with my ex girlfriend
Stranger: was good?
You: Sure
Stranger: i love sex
You: Okay
Stranger: is a nice perk of being famous. so much sex
Stranger: i can get it anywhere. people throw themselves at me
Stranger: but sometimes is boring, you know?
Stranger: like there is no challenge
You: That makes sense, I guess
Stranger: is why fucking men is fun. sure they want it too, probably more bc men are horny. but you have to figure out if they’ll want it with you or if they’ll call you a fag and punch you for asking lol
You: So you’re bisexual?
Stranger: mm yes i think so
You: Ilya Rozanov isn’t bisexual lol, he’s like a huge ladies man
Stranger: but you don’t think i’m ilya rozanov so…
You: I know you’re not
Stranger: pretend then
You: Fine
Stranger: yes?
You: Sure, whatever. You aren’t dropping it
Stranger: ok. so i go to your game. i watch you play so well
Stranger: everyone is talking about how im there. is a big deal, famous hockey player watching a college game
Stranger: maybe you wonder why im there
You: I mean, yeah. I’d be pretty curious
Stranger: after the game, your coach tells you i was impressed by you
Stranger: i want to meet you, to compliment you
You: I’d be excited. Confused maybe, but so excited. Even if he’s not my favorite player, I’d be freaking out a little lol
Stranger: nervous?
You: Of course
Stranger: ok. so you change in the locker room, and then your coach brings you to meet me. i’m waiting outside the rink
You: Okay. I’d listen to my coach, I guess. I’d still be freaking out
Stranger: i shake your hand. i tell you that you played well
You: I’d shake your hand back, I’d say thank you, Mr. Rozanov. It’s an honor that you watched me play
Stranger: honor is all mine. boston would be lucky to have a player like you.
You: Wow, that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Rozanov
Stranger: so polite. ilya is fine.
You: Okay, Ilya
Stranger: let me take you to get a drink. we can discuss what your future in the mlh could look like. your coach said montreal likes you, but i flew all the way out, do you think you’d hear me out?
You: You want to get a drink with me? Of course, Mr. Rozanov. That would be incredible
Stranger: ilya, remember?
You: Sorry, right. Ilya
Stranger: one small problem though
You: Oh?
Stranger: many people saw me at the game. probably hard to go get a drink without fans approaching and interrupting. i want you to have my undivided attention
You: Oh. Yeah, that makes sense
Stranger: i have a hotel off campus. no one will bother us there. is okay?
You: Are we really gonna keep doing this? What’s the point?
Stranger: is it fun to think about? fun to think about a famous hockey player spending time with you?
You: Sure, yeah. I guess so
Stranger: ok, so it’s fun. fun for me too. so we keep going.
Stranger: you want to come to my hotel?
You: Yeah, of course. Anything that works for you, Ilya
Stranger: so polite, aren’t you. i have a car around the back, i can take us
You: Okay. Shit, I’d be so nervous if this happened
Stranger: no need to be nervous. i don’t bite ;)
You: I’d follow you to your car?
Stranger: good boy. I’d open the door for you. i like renting nice cars when i travel. you like cars?
You: I don’t know, I don’t pay much attention. I’d thank you for opening the door
Stranger: i get in the seat. once you’re in the mlh, you could buy any car you want, hm? and anything else too
You: I guess. I’m just in it because I love hockey.
Stranger of course, but the money is a nice perk, hm?
You: Yeah, definitely. It is
Stranger: anything fun you’d buy right away?
You: I don’t know. I guess it depends what the signing bonus is. I’m kind of into real estate, so I think it would be cool to get a condo in the city I play and do some renovations
Stranger: ahh ok mister real estate. nice private gym for you? pretty views?
You: Probably. I’d love a yoga studio
Stranger: ahh you do yoga? so you are very flexible?
You: I guess so. It’s really meditative and helps with flexibility and strength and balance
Stranger: flexibility is good. you can do a lot with that
You: Yeah
Stranger: maybe you can show me some yoga moves
You: Oh, yeah. I’d be happy to
Stranger: id pull up to my hotel. bring the car to valet. they’d probably open your door for you, but id want to.
You: You would?
Stranger: i can be a gentleman
You: Thank you
Stranger: such good manners. polite canadian boy
You: We’re the same age lol
Stranger: and? it bothers you when i call you a boy?
You: I don’t know. It’s kind of weird, right? I wouldn’t actually say that to Ilya Rozanov though lol, I’d be too nervous
Stranger: so you’d let him call you what he wants?
You: Yeah, probably
Stranger: what if he wanted to call you a girl?
You: What? Why would he do that? I’m a man
Stranger: hypothetical
You: I mean… I don’t know. He’s Ilya Rozanov
Stranger: people at the hotel heard a rumor i was here. hotel bar is crowded. you don’t mind having the drink in my room, do you?
You: Whatever you prefer
Stranger so agreeable. id bring you to the elevator. probably wrap my arm around your shoulder, tilt your head down so no one sees us
Stranger: i’d take us up to the top floor. hopefully there is a nice hotel in your college town, hm? i’d open the door for you, offer to take your coat. you’re polite, you’d probably take your shoes off at the door
You: I would, yes
Stranger: i always make sure to have good vodka stocked where i stay. expensive stuff, russian
Stranger: id tell you to get comfortable while i pour us a drink
You: Thank you. I’d sit on the bed and wait
Stranger: wow, the bed. you ever been to a nice hotel? they have couches, chairs. but you picked the bed. is bold. might give me ideas. sending me a message
You: Oh, shit. I didn’t realize. I’d go to a couch
Stranger: mm, no. too late now. i set a hand on your shoulder and hand you a glass of vodka and cheers. На здоровье
You: That’s the Russian cheers? Like nostrovia?
Stranger mm, close enough. cute to see you try. you would drink the vodka?
You: I’d take a sip to be polite. Vodka always makes me kinda gag
Stranger: cute boy. you need to man up a bit for the mlh hm? can’t gag on vodka or your teammates will tease you
You: I guess. I’d try not to
Stranger: can help if someone else pours it in your mouth. all you have to do is swallow
You: Really?
Stranger: yes. and ilya rozanov is standing above you, asking you to open your mouth. you will do it?
You: Yeah. lol. It’s Ilya Rozanov. I would
Stranger: do you have vodka at home? probably something shitty for a college student
You: My roommate does
Stranger: get some
You: I wasn’t gonna drink tonight
Stranger: get some.
You: Whatever. Give me a sec
You: Okay I poured a shot.
Stranger: im standing above you. i tell you to open wide
You: I do
Stranger: wider
Stranger: then i tilt the glass
Stranger: i pour vodka right down your throat
Stranger: i tell you that you are being such a good boy, swallowing it all down. you don’t want to waste my expensive vodka, do you?
You: No
You: I don’t. I’d be good and drink it all
Stranger: you take your shot?
You: Yes. It was gross
Stranger: such a good boy. so obedient
Stranger: you’d do whatever i asked hm?
You: I don’t know
Stranger: oh, you don’t know? you think you’d say no to me?
You: If you asked me to do something I shouldn’t. Something not appropriate
Stranger: what would you do?
You: I’d say no?
Stranger: do you think that would work?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: i mean, you met me in the dark. you got into my car. so easily. so trusting. you came with me to this hotel. was no work at all to get you to agree to come up to my room. you sit in my bed without me even asking. and you open your pretty mouth to take what i give you. you think you can do all this, and then say no?
You: I don’t know. I guess I didn’t think about how all of that would look. We were just gonna talk about hockey
Stranger: are you stupid? are you a fucking tease? you think you can go along with everything and then say no to ilya rozanov? stupid stupid little boy
Stranger: you think i don’t have better ways to spend my time? i couldn’t get any sorority bimbo into this bed with me? i picked you. you want to make me work for it, or you want to do as i say like you’ve done so far?
You: Fuck
You: I’d do what you asked. You’re like hockey royalty. Of course I’d do what you asked, I wouldn’t want to disappoint you Mr. Rozanov
Stranger: smack yourself on the face for disappointing me
You: I did
Stranger: did you make it hurt
You: yes
Stranger: good slut
Stranger: have you sucked cock before
You: No
Stranger: nothing with a man?
You: Kissed a guy once in a bar bathroom. We grinded I guess. I was drunk
Stranger: fucking slut
Stranger: did you cum
You: Yes
Stranger: easy fucking whore
Stranger: take my cock out
You: Fuck
You: Okay. I would. I’m shaking sobad my hands are shakign
Stranger: skittish baby
Stranger: youve heard the rumors about my cock?
You: Maybe
Stranger: what about when that bitch leaked a picture of it? i sent her a dick pic and she posted it on twitter. did you see it?
You: Yea.
Stranger: on accident? or did you look it up? don’t lie
You: I looked it up… i thought he said it wasn’t him? There was an official statementt?
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: naughty thing
Stranger: you hoped it was mine, yes?
You: it’s so big
Stranger: take it in your hand
You: Yeah. So big in my hand
Stranger: i can feel your fingers shaking around it
Stranger: take another shot of vodka. it will calm you down
You: You’ll pour it in my mouth?
Stranger: yes, baby. right from the bottle this time, hm? don’t measure
Stranger: pour until you choke on it
You: Fuck
You: burns
Stranger: i know it burns, little one. but it will make it easier for you to handle me
You: thank you
Stranger: so polite
Stranger: keep your mouth open
Stranger: i want to fuck it
Stranger: clumsy dumb thing like you would just choke on me
Stranger: virgin sluts always use too much teeth
Stranger: you just have one simple job to keep your mouth open and let me fuck your dumb face
Stranger: can you manage that?
You: Yes
You: please
You: it’s open wide for you
You: Mr rozanov
Stranger: dumb bitch
Stranger: fuck it feels good. wanna make you gag on me
You: im putting my fingrrs in my miuth
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: are you wasted that quick or just can’t type with one hand
You: second one
You: maybe both idk
Stranger: you’re so hard for me aren’t you
You: yes
Stranger: don’t touch until i cum
Stranger: greedy needy slut
Stranger: so lucky you get to suck your favorite hockey player’s cock
Stranger: i am, aren’t i? say it. fuck your stupid throat with your fingers until you gag and tell me im your favorite player
You: fuck
You: you’re my favorite player
You: ilya rozanov is my favrite hockey plsyer
Stranger: fuck im already close
Stranger: you’ll have to show me those yoga moves next time
Stranger: gonna fold you in half and make you take my cock
Stranger: fuck your ass til you cry
Stranger: but now i just wanna shoot my load down your throat
Stranger: send you home with a belly full of my fucking mlh cum
Stranger: make you taste this elite fucking sperm
You: that’s so fucking gross…
Stranger: you love it
Stranger: you’d lick my ballsweat after a game and thank me for it bitch
Stranger: im a fucking star
Stranger: youre a university wannabe
Stranger: fuck fuck gonna cum
Stranger: swallow my fat load you nasty slut
Stranger: choke on it
You: fuck
You: please can i touch
You: i need to cum
Stranger: sure. knock yourself out.
Stranger: got an early flight tomorrow though.
Stranger: half japanese, canadian university, best player on the team
Stranger: i’ll keep my eye out for you if you actually make it. not many asian players, right?
Stranger: you still think im a liar
Stranger: is ok
Stranger: if i see you in person, i will ask you who your favorite player is
Stranger: and i think you will know how to answer
Stranger: bye slut
Stranger has disconnected…