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"The self-proclaimed greatest chatroom!" "Shut up Timekeeper"

Chapter 4: Four - the chatroom smells like fish now

Summary:

The feesh are here now! Usernames of people added this chapter are as follows;

Abyss Monarch > AbyssMonarch
Black Pearl > LeviathanClassLifeform

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Menacehehe: Any updates??

ETERNALFLAME: FRWESSDOM

Menacehehe: Close enough welcome back

WindArcher: Fire Spirit, where are you??

ETERNALFLAME: WJNDYSUYYUYY

LIGHTING: WHAT KIND OF MEDS DID YOU GIVE HIM

WindArcher: THE KIND MEANT TO KEEP HIM FROM DOING THIS

MillieTree: Oh my me.

WindArcher: WHERE ARE YOU

ETERNALFLAME: VELLAY

seafairy: gf has popcorn now <3

NightLight: <3

Timekeeper: Allow me to add to this beautiful chaos >:]

[ Timekeeper added AbyssMonarch and LeviathanClassLifeform to ‘The Greatest Chatroom Ever’ ]

NightLight: Welcome!

SugarSwan: Welcome in

LIGHTNING: HIII

AbyssMonarch: Hello, I am here against my will.

FrostQueen: Welcome

GoldenAnanas: Welcome

LotusTheBraincell: Welcome

WindArcher: Welcome

AbyssMonarch: Thanks.

LeviathanClassLifeform: I’m Not!!

LeviathanClassLifeform: Hello Puny Cookies

LotusTheBraincell: How dare you.

Menacehehe: how DARE U

seafairy: oh now you’ve done it.

GoldenAnanas: Several people in this chat are not cookies. Also, Timekeeper, who exactly have you invited?

Timekeeper: Abyss Monarch and Black Pearl!!

GoldenAnanas: …What.

Menacehehe: LOL THEY WENT OFFLINE

LIGHTNING: Wait- why?????

LotusTheBraincell: They have one fear and one fear exactly… besides losing their island.

Menacehehe: Big fish woman

LeviathanClassLifeform: OH THATS SOOO FUNNY HAH

AbyssMonarch: No it’s not.

Menacehehe: It kinda is!

seafairy: no it isn’t…

LeviathanClassLifeform: SHUT IT. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JOY.

NightLight: Don’t be mean! >:(

NightLight: Also yes she does!!

Timekeeper: No professionalism remember

FrostQueen: She’s not being professional, she’s angry

FrostQueen: For some reason.

WindArcher: I HAVE CAUGHT MY BOYFRIEND

LIGHTNING: WOOOOOO!!!

MillieTree: Good to hear, son!

AbyssMonarch: What?

LotusTheBraincell: Scroll up.

AbyssMonarch: Ah, I see.

WindArcher: He is complaining somehow help how shut up boy

SugarSwan: Soothing words?

LeviathanClassLifeform: Murder <3 !

pitayADRAGON: Agreed. Murder.

Menacehehe: YOU.

pitayADRAGON: Wha’d I do THIS TIME??

LotusTheBraincell: the HATCHLING, PITAYA.

Menacehehe: WHERE’D YOU GET THAT???

Menacehehe: OR WHO LET YOU REPRODUCE???

LotusTheBraincell: LYCHEE

Menacehehe: WHAT

LeviathanClassLifeform: What?????

Timekeeper: Scroll up

pitayADRAGON: That’s Snapdragon! I found them. They are mine now.

Menacehehe: Yeah you would be the one to just FIND A BABY

LotusTheBraincell: …Are we allowed to meet the child?

pitayADRAGON: Yea just let me fly back to the islands the baby took me on an adventure trying to get the phone back.

pitayADRAGON: …how did you all learn about Snapdragon?

Menacehehe: The baby sent a photo

pitayADRAGON: ah

pitayADRAGON: And where is Ananas?

seafairy: um-

LeviathanClassLifeform: Hehehe

pitayADRAGON: That explains it. Hi Black Pearl!

LeviathanClassLifeform: Hello There, Fire Fruit!

NightLight: Wait, they know eachother???

Timekeeper: THEY'VE MET?? WHEN??

pitayADRAGON: When Ananas first admitted they were scared of her and made the mistake of telling Lychee

Menacehehe: oopsie daisy :>

seafairy: wait don’t abyss and pearl live underwater?

Timekeeper: Ye want me to change ur phone model?

seafairy: please

Notes:

Hey look! Wind Archer didn't try to leave the chatroom this time! :D

Notes:

Actually plan to have an update schedule with this one! But no promises. Will either not upload in a week, upload 1 chapter on Wednesdays, or upload 1 on Monday and 1 on Friday. All depends on how many chapters I have pre-written ^v^

Also shout out to the two fics that caused me to love cookie run chatfics to begin with!!