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Two for the price of one

Summary:

Human bill cypher and Caine wants pomni... So Caine sets up a pick your partner duo adventure but it goes wrong when Bill gets to her first... They have fun but find out something is wrong..

Notes:

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Chapter 1: Choice's need to be made

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Pomni's pov

 

* Ughh why is he so HOT FBDBDBDBDBRB...BFBDBD ahhh!! *

I was kicking and giggling my feet on my bed clutching a pillow and trying to not wake everyone up at two thirty in the morning. 

A new person and fairly powerful person who was a skinny man with yellow and black hair named bill cypher had come in just last week. He immediately took a liking to me. I don't know what was with his touch but his first  impression was everything. He immediately knelt down and  held his hand out as he kissed my hand and my hand alone... ok that was a total lie he did kiss ragatha and Gangle's hand but he did it to me first!!

something as simple as that hand kiss he gave me was just so PERFECT!!! He was really kind to everyone and was a total gentleman. He didn't swear like zooble but he slipped  up once in a while which made me laugh. He never smelled bad like Jax either and boy did Jax smell. I don't think has ever showered since the update. We had to force him into the shower on Tuesday. 

 

The next day when I got up giddy as I could be opening the wardrobe and selected a more casual outfit for the day. Short blue denim overalls with yellow buttons and a white and red striped shirt with tall red lace up shoes that went to my thigh were put on. I selected a star pattern for my hat and left it at that. 

 

Caine said my hat was a default thing and removing it would cause issues.... But I was so used to it that I would feel naked without it. 

 

As I opened the door bill was in a short sleeve yellow button down with black buttons and a black bowtie as my gaze wandered down to his.. belt.. yeah belt. That's what I was looking at

 His gold belt Buckle is what I was looking at. 

 

Bill: do you want to get breakfast with me? 

He asked as he offered his arm out and I gladly took it. 

As he pulled out the chair for me ragatha was cooking breakfast and he put a pink frilly apron on that Jax wouldn't dare to even look at and he asked ragatha if it was ok to tie her hair back

 

Ragatha: go ahead. I don't mind. 

 

As he did Caine came in and was flustered 

Caine: how h h how did you.. um sleep my crazy cucumber? 

He said as he was sweating bullets, what was with him?

 

Pomni: I slept fine Caine, just... The bed needs to be adjusted. But I can do that on my own. 

Jax: are you jealous of Bill being a thing with pomni?

Pomni &Bill: NO!

well at least not yet..

As we finished up breakfast Caine said today's adventure was a pick your partner thing and that a special surprise was gonna be involved. 

Zooble and gangle wasted no time running off to who knows where as ragatha chuckled and Jax gagged. Kinger looked... Horrified but he said nothing as Bill smirked at me taking my hand and snapped us elsewhere 

 

As I shook my head never fully used to that feeling we were bill's  room. A checkerboard of yellow and black lay neatly on the bed  with black and red pillows as he loosened his bowtie 

Bill: my  queen, I would like to-ahem do what the humans call.. mating..

He leaned to me as  my Eyes were  wide, face red I snapped something around his neck, a black spiked collar. He leaned back in shock

Bill got all flustered as he tried to pry it off but I stopped him

 

" Are you going to be good for me tonight?" I said as I started pulling down his trousers. 

 


Ragatha's pov

As I watched Caine paced   the main room  circling the couch many times Biting  and gnawing off his non existent nails off I asked if everything was ok

 

Ragatha: Caine, you seem tense. I said 

 

Caine: I'm_ I'm alrighty my licorice lollypop! Just... Worried.. 

 

He said trying to keep calm but he  must have been doing a bad job because I placed a hand on his  shoulder as he jumped a bit

 

Caine: I'm.... Worried about.... This is a private matter, could we take this to my office. 

 

No one was around. Kinger was in his pillow fort and Jax was probably with him so he doesn't abstract. 

 

As I was taken to his office  everyone but pomni and Bill was there.  Jax was picking paint off the old desk as he didn't care. 

 

 

 

 

Ragatha: what's the matter? 

 

I asked as he got a seat for me

 

Caine: whenever I see pomni I start heating up, I'm more likely to to freeze up and there's this weird feeling in me. Like... It's wet mushy happy things that I can't explain too well and I want her to feel that way about me too

 

Kinger: he needs help setting up the perfect date for him and pomni. I don't think Bill will take too kindly to this so me, Jax and him will have a guys night, you two ladies and zooble will have a night for you guys as well. No offent zooble. 

 

He said holding his hand up

 

Zooble sat up from crossed arms , crossed legs to open legs  closed arms as they leaned forward and then back a bit tapping a claw on the seat. 

 

Zooble: so you love pomni, but you don't want Bill to get jealous right? 

 

 

 

 

Caine: Yeah, I don't think he likes me very much but I want to do this

 

 

 

 

Zooble: I'm willing to help if you really promise that I can have the parts to do it. I had my hopes up for this one

 

 

 

 

Caine: I really promise zooble..

 

 

 

 

Ragatha: I know she likes apple and cinnamon smell, she likes to have fancy dresses and from what I've picked up she likes guys who umm

 

Jax: ask to touch her. Even if it's something as simple bad a hug or handshake. You're too handsy. And according to Bill he owned this guy's soul who was just like that and Bill hates non contested. 

 

Zooble: you're too loud and she likes her men skinny and... Um... Jax help me out

 

Jax; she liked twinks. Skinny men who seem gay but aren't. You,  don't cover any of that.

 

 

 

 

Caine looked like he was trying to not blow a fuse 

 

Caine: so what I'm picking up is that I need to wear a corset or change my model. I don't want to change my model too much but I'm sure something can be done

 

 

 

 

Ragatha: stand up Caine. I'm gonna take measurements.

 

 

 

 

As I took his measurements he kept doing his best to not move. As I wrote things down gangle came up to him and had something that looked really pretty 

 

Gangle: I um... I made this for you to try out.. it's a matching set for you and pomni

 

She said as I  wound up the measuring tape and looked at my notebook  and he looked at hers 

 

Caine: would I look better with a corset or model change?

 

I looked at the measurements and then the dress plans 

 

 

 

 

Ragatha: a model change would be better, although Gangle I do request changing the shoulders up  to make his model seem more of an inverted triangle. That will look best. Kinger I know you can help him with the model change so let's do that

 

Kinger: I can't fully remove the code so the spare code from his waist needs to go somewhere. Not the shoulders...

 

Zooble: either his ass or his c(squeak). That's the two options. Or add  some muscle to him chest.

Caine: I um... Don't want to add to my um... Parts down there. 

Ragatha: then do muscle. 

Gangle showed me her fixed drawing as I looked at Caine's numbers and realized I needed pomni's as well

Ragatha: oh dear. I need pomni's measurements as well. 

Caine: um... How about you go do that..

As I took my stuff down stuffing Caine's numbers into my cleavage I heard lewd sounds come from Bill's room. I knocked 5 times as the shuffling sounds came to a halt and pomni opened the door, yellow robe poorly tied, messy hair and she had black lipstick stains on her face which was nothing because bill's mouth was covered in black lipstick marks which trailed down to his lower abdomen. His pants were undone which gave me a pretty good idea of what happened 

Ragatha: hey pomni, I need your measurements to make some tight fitting clothes so If Caine makes a winter adventure everyone would have something comfortable and more personalized than what's in the wardrobe. And it's your turn to be measured. 

I said as pomni came with me as I handed her a wet wipe for her face and a brush for her hair

As we went to my room I took her bust size which came to be a mere 30 or a 28AA. I was a 48B!  She was so small standing at a height of 4 foot 5.. shorter than Caine who passed the 5 foot mark... Barely... By 1 inch....

Pomni: I was hoping it was Caine at the door to be honest. I wanted to tell him I liked him as much as I do Bill. 

She said as I wrote down more numbers. 

Ragatha: really? 

I said pretending to be shocked about it

Pomni: if it's not too much of a hassle could you have Caine come down later today so I can tell him?

She asked as I handed her the robe and let her leave

Ragatha: tell Bill I need his measurements as well. 

I said as he was right by the door when it opened. He was cleaned up for the most part. I didn't really need his measurements but I had to lean into the lie

As I finished with him I quickly went back to Caine and he got started. 

 

 

 

 

 

The next day 5:30 rolled around and we went into action 

Caine came back and told everyone was going on

Caine: today for the adventure it's gonna be what the girls call a girls night and a guys night while I go through the suggestion box for more adventures! 

As I took pomni to my room gangle and zooble followed 

Gangle: ooh! We should get into fancy dresses! 

As we got pomni into her fancy dress we had her look in the mirror. 

 

As she touched the mirror she was pulled through with a squeal 


Pomni's pov 

 

EEEP! 

As I fell through the mirror I was transported into a fancy floor with an open sky. On the stage Caine looked a bit taller and his shoulders were a bit wide. He had red hair with a strip of two of white . His green and blue eyes shine with his suit as my deep blue dress touched the floor. High heels tapping as he spun me around

" Live to see a ray of sunshine through the rays other the morning ether" 

 

A deep blue suit that sparkled  in the moonlight, coat tails trailing behind as he took me by my waist as the music kept going.

"Live to live again tomorrow"

He smelled of apple and cinnamon which I loved. His eyes were focused on me but my eyes trailed down to his lower abdomen. 

Caine: keep your eyes on me queen bee. 

He said as his hand brushed my chin up and kissed me. Blue lipstick stained his lips as he tucked a strand of my brown hair behind my ear. 

 

He nuzzled my neck and smiled 

Caine: you smell of lavender. It's nice. 

 

Pomni: do we want to take this to the bed? 

Caine: are you sure? 

Pomni : yes. 

 

As we we took this to the bed he took off my corset and I ran my hand down his now undone shirt I kissed him down as I started to undo his pants he stopped 

Caine: pomni, do you.. love me?

Pomni: I love you both. I can't choose. I love both of you. 

Caine: but who would you pick?

Pomni: bee, don't make me choose. I want both of you. So please. Let Bill into your heart like I did with you and him. 

Caine: but... 

Pomni: please. Trust me.