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LJ and Zofia's Adventures of Simpsorama

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And so, the Planet Express ship took off, but it bumped all over across the galaxy and did unspeakable damage to the moon.

"Okay, NOW I see why not!" Leela ranted. "Gimme that wheel!"

"D'oh!" Homer grunted.

"And give Old Bender that case of beer you're drinking!" Bender then said.

"Well, I guess the Fudos are having an interesting time with the Griffins," Cherry randomly commented as she took out a random postcard to show Atticus and Mo looking uncomfortable around Peter and Lois while Akito, Estelle, and Vincent seemed disturbed around Meg, Chris, and Stewie. "I wonder if we should've gone with them?" she then hid a sly smirk.

"Nah," Lionel responded. "...also, I didn't know that was their adventure."

"Stranger things have happened I guess," Cherry shrugged. "Like Toot and Guano taking the Warners to South Park to meet some new friends because they heard that there were friendly faces everywhere and humble folks without temptation."

"Ample parking day and night?" Lionel guessed.

"With people spouting 'Howdy, neighbor!'." Cherry added and nodded.

"Other than that, I think we should be fine." replied Lionel.

"Yes, we're all going to be just fine," Cherry nodded. "I also think some more adventures are waiting for us back home."

"Well, I can't wait to have them!" LJ responded as the ship continued on.

Eventually, everyone made it back home where they properly belonged.


However, back in the future of Earth, three certain men were discussing something together.

"That's strange! It should be a full moon tonight!" Larry pointed out. "You think those werecreatures who use the power of the full moon will transform and scare the daylights out of us again?"

"I miss our daddy!" Igner whined.

"He was never our father!" Walt told his stupid brother with a scoff. "He was just a make believe character and now he's gone!"

"Still, it was nice having both a mom and a dad slapping us around for a while." Larry commented.

"I wonder if Mommy's sad," Igner pouted as he took out a lock of silver hair. "All she has left of him is a lock of his hair!"


INSIDE MOM CORP...

"Oh, Monty. Our time together was much too short, but you gave me the gift that keeps on giving! Your sample of DNA!" Mom cackled as she was inside her laboratory and used it on one of her machines before there was a huge explosion, making her recoil until she suddenly had a clone of Mr. Burns being slowly brought to life.

"Your clone is ready. Please allow one year for clone to cool." The machine told Mom.

"Patience, my love, patience. Soon we'll be together again!" Mom grinned in excitement. "Then this stink pit of a universe will learn the true meaning of pain! It'll be brutal! It'll be vicious! It'll be... EXCELLENT!" she then added with her fingers together as the clone of Mr. Burns did the same.


AND THEN...

"Seems like we need something normal after the craziness of that adventure," Cherry commented as she and Lionel came inside and the kids followed them. "Maybe the beach or something if we're up for it."

LJ and Zofia followed behind there appeared to be an envelope with a certain group of five kids on the seal with the letters "KND" stamped on while taped to the living room TV that said "URGENT BUSINESS".

"We might have to postpone that trip, Mom, Dad," said LJ. "Looks like we got a message!"

"Is this one of those Kids Next Door things?" Cherry asked.

"Yes./Affirmative." LJ and Zofia confirmed.

"Then you guys better go see what it's all about," Cherry suggested as she understood very well. "Seems like we came home at a good time then."

So the kids went over and removed the envelope from the TV surface. Then, they got it open.  Inside was a small compact disc and the two siblings faced each other before they went to the nearest laptop and put it in. The DVD loaded for a bit and soon came a black screen with white text that was typed out as "INCOMING TRANSMISSION".

"Attention, all of Kids Next Door in every Sector and team," Numbuh 362 said as she was shown on the screen. "I am your very own Rachel T. MacKenzie, also known as Numbuh 362 of MoonBase Command. As you all know, Numbuh 1, Nigel Uno, was sent away to The Galactic Kids Next Door and is not only the leader of Sector V, but also the son of former operatives: the one and only Numbuh 0, Monty Uno and Numbuh 999, Agatha Uno, who was the first female Kids Next Door operative. In other news from Numbuh 10, you are invited to the Decommission/New Sector Leader Ceremony."

"I wonder who's getting decomissioned?" LJ commented.

"I wonder who the new Sector leader will be?" Zofia added.

"The one being decomissioned is Numbuh 363, Harvey MacKenzie, AKA my little brother," Numbuh 362 then began to say, showing a photograph of her beaver-faced little brother with a hatred about being touched along with his sector members, Sonya and Lee, not even enjoying his company while LJ and Zofia shared a small snicker over that. "And the new leader of Sector W will be the one from the town of Hazelnut, known as Margaret Rose Pearson, who has this to say."

A small clip appeared of a brown-haired kid who looked more like a boy than her name made her sound. "Hey, I'm Moose. I hope you join me at my new ceremony of becoming a new member of The Kids Next Door as I replace Harvey who was deemed to be too immature and annoying to stay in the organization like his sister." she then said in a very deep and husky voice.

"We look forward to seeing you at the ceremony, await further instructions," Numbuh 362 then said before concluding the video. "End Transmission."

"Sweet, a ceremony!" beamed LJ. "And any chance to see that little jerk get what's coming to him is great by me!"

"I'll say!" Zofia agreed. "I just wonder if the others will know?"

"I'm sure they will, this has to be a worldwide delivery," LJ guessed. "Also, I guess a lot of Kids Next Door will be there... Mom, isn't it time for summer vacation for school?" he then asked aloud.

"Why, yes, I think it is," Cherry replied. "Some kids will be going to summer camp though, unless you kids have an interest in Acorn Flats and Camp Kidney? I'm not really crazy about summer camp personally to be honest with you." she then pondered thoughtfully.

"That makes two of us," said Lionel. "Besides, I think they'll be able to find some sort of adventure to get into on their own."

"I'm sure I feel the same way," Cherry agreed. "After all, I've had my share of adventures when I was their age and then you came along."

"That is true," nodded Lionel. "I guess we'll see what happens."

"Yes, we shall, I'm just glad we were able to help the future." Cherry agreed.

And so, they agreed, as their kids were going to get into another new adventure.

The End

Notes:

This is not after the Cat in the Hat story, that one's still in production, also apologies for lack of uploads lately, but real life has gotten in the way if anyone really cares or is patient enough with me rather than demanding more and more stories no matter what. Enjoy what you get at least.