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Danny sat down next to Billy who was draped across his bed head hanging off. “You know there is an alternative to Strangling Marvel.”
“And that is?” Billy lazily pulled his head up to look at Danny.
“Revenge.” Danny hands his hands pressed together and a too wide grin upon his lips.
“What kind of revenge?” Danny leaned in close to Billy. Billy could feel his cold breath on his ear as he spoke.
“But Marvel hates being babied. "
“That’s the point.” Billy was smiling now. Danny leaned back.
“So what do you think?” Billy surged forward kissing Danny on the lips.
“I knew there was a reason I’m dating you.”
“What are my looks not enough?” Billy shrugged. “What?”
“Well one of us has to be the good lo-Hey.” Danny pushed Billy off the bed.
“Wanta retract your statement?”
“Nope.” Billy grabbed Danny’s leg and yanked him off the bed along with the blanket. Danny ended up on top of Billy. “You have such pretty blue eyes.”
“Don’t you dare think compliments will get you out now.”
“It’s not a compliment, if it's true then I’m just stating a fact.”
“Oh really?” Danny’s face came very close to Billy’s face.
“Ahem.” Both boys were startled by a sudden new voice. Danny scrambled to get off of Billy. Billy was just very thankful for the blanket that fell on top of him.
“Hi Jazz.” Danny said innocently.
“Hi Danny, Billy,” she nodded, eyebrows raised.
“I thought I told you to close your door when Billy’s here I can hear the pair of you in my room.”
“You told me not to close my door if I had a boy over.”
“Billy doesn’t count, I've already had a talk with him. Isn't that right William?"
“Yes ma’am.” Billy said from his place on the floor. Jazz gave a sweet smile.
“Remeber I’m just right next door studying, Right next door.” Jazz closed the door, eyes locked on Billy.
“Danny?”
“Yes Pikachu?”
“Did I ever tell you that your sister is the most terrifying person I ever met?”
“I think that's a given.”
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So is Godzilla real? According to Batman no, according to Flash’s own eyes yes. Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern, Superman, and him were currently fighting Godzilla with anger issues if you think he had them before you are mistaken.
“Everyone, Status.” Batman, charming as always.
“A little banged up but good to go otherwise.” Superman said from the creator he had landed in.
“Wonder Woman.”
“Holding strong." And she was.
“Doing my best.” Green Lanterns constructed hand pushed against Godzilla's twin’s chest.
“The Creature is a magic based entity we need a magic user.”
“Constantine should be arriving soon. Captain Marvel has already been called for.”
“I’m fine, not that anyone cares.” Flash called out and they all ignored him. Flash rolled his eyes as he continued to evacuate the civilians.
“This is bloody great.”
“I see Constantine has arrived.” Green Lantern said.
“What’s Captain’s ETA?”
“No Idea he left us on read.”
“Fuckkkkkkk.” Constantine groaned. “Hold him for a second. I think I could get a ritual up fast.”
“He’s not some baby.” Green Lantern yelled as his construct slipped.
“Technically he is.”
“Not the time.”
“Just keep him back while I set up the spell.”
“What do you think I’m doing?” Another Construct failed. Superman flew up to help GL but was backhanded into another building. Wonder Woman was doing a great job of using her lasso to pull Godzilla’s magic powered cousin backwards. The blacktop had two lines of rubbled from where she had been pulled from.
“We’re losing him, Constantine.” GL’s last construct started cracking. Wonder Woman’s lasso started slipping.
“I need a bloody minute!”
“You're not getting your bloody minute, you're lucky if you get a bloody 30 seconds.” The construct broke the monster sent Green Lantern flying. Wonder Woman’s lasso slipped out of her hands.
“Shit, shit, shit.” The creature’s tail swung around knocking Wonder woman over and cracking the base of the building Constantine and Batman were on. Batman reached for his grapple not sure what to do as all the surrounding buildings were in a similar state. Superman pushed the rubble off of him ready to dash over to save the pair wobbling on the Increasingly unsteady building when a green light knocked into the Insomniac writer’s excuse for a monster scorching its flesh. The creature screamed.
“What was that?” Flash looked to see where the light had come from to see two figures standing on one of the only still steady buildings, both draped in black cloaks. One of the figures was slightly floating right hand out and steaming a little.
“No idea but it came from over there.” Superman flew by grabbing the dark night and the trench coat damsel bringing them to the ground. The members of the justice league gathered together as more blasts from the floating figure seared the monster's flesh grabbing its attention.
“We must warn them that those burns are only temporary.” True to Wonder woman’s words the burned skin was already starting to heal. Setting a course for the building, Flash set out to join her when they were stopped by Constantine.
“There’s a massive amount of Magic building up you don’t want to be there when it goes off.” It did. When the monster was only about 200 feet away from the pair it suddenly shrank. Flash ran around the block to get a better look to see the creature hadn't shrunk instead it had fallen through a massive portal right in front of the building. The second the monster was clear the portal closed leaving a stretch of undisrupted pavement. The rest of the stragglers joined Flash at the base of the building.
“That was,” Constantine gulped. “Impressive.”
“I guess we go up to say Hi?” GL asked. Batman grunted and started towards the building.
“I guess there’s your answer.”
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Superman opened the roof access door to find the two figures sitting across from each other playing uno.
“Don’t you dare put down another plus four. I know where you sleep.” One shouted at the other.
“Fine I won’t place another plus four.” The other figure put down a Custom “draw 25” wild card. “Uno.” they said smugly. The first figure lunged at the other knocking them over scattering playing cards around them.
“Ahem” The pair stopped their fighting, spotting the justice league standing on the side. They immediately straightened up dusting off their cloaks. The uno card picked themselves up flying into the other figure's hand.
“Sorry didn’t see you there.”
“Who are you?” Batman asked, wrist computer out and ready.
“Oh” the figures removed their hoods in tandem, “Billy and Danny at your service.”
“Marvel sent us.” The other figure, Billy, mock bowed.
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Back in the watch tower the Present members of the Justice League sat in their seats. Danny and Billy sharing Caption Marvel’s. It had been a silent stare down for a while Flash hadn’t noticed when Zatanna had joined them.
“So I heard what you did Billy, that is an impressive feat.”
“Thanks.”
“How old are you Billy?”
“17 Ms Zatanna.”
“Wow Being able open a portal of that magnitude at your age is impressive.”
“Having the Champion of magic as your Cap-pa has it’s advantages.”
“What Billy means to say is that he’s been doing master level magic since age 9.” Zatanna let out a low whistle while Constantine’s mouth hung open.
“He makes it sound impressive.” Billy rubbed the back of His neck.
“Don’t discount your achievements Billy.” Zatanna said, making Billy blush. Zatanna About to say more but Danny's stomach rumbled. Billy opened a small portal grabbing what Seem to be the Unholy offspring of a meat stick and a popsicle. The meat pop was the color of raw meat floating in blood like how its popsicle counterpart sits in its melted juice. There was a mix of a neon green that made Batman grimace. Danny seemed happy with his war crime of a snack using his teeth to tear open the top and taking a bite like a normal kid on a hot summer's day. He kidded his feet back and forth taking in the space station.
“What is that?”
“Meat pop.” Billy answered like it was the most normal thing in the world, “Cap made them so my siblings wouldn’t try to eat superman or something” He laughed a little to himself.
“I never liked Kryptonian meat, the hide is too tough for the meat that’s their. I don’t care how lean and crispy Dan says it is. It is not worth chainsawing your teeth for an hour for one bite.” Danny said Absent mindedly sucking the juice out of the pouch. “Speedster meat is where its at. The constant vibrations make the meat so tender it melts in your mouth and the bones are just so crunchy there like rock candy.” Flash currently was regretting ever joining the Justice League. This was the second time he had heard how crunchy his Bones are. It hadn't even been a week yet.
“Have you ever actually eaten a speedster before?” Green Lantern had to open his big mouth.
“You haven’t seen Reverse Flash in a while have you?” Nope nope not going to think of the Implications of that.
“Danny no,” Billy spritzed Danny with a water bottle like he was a misbehaving cat. “Cap said we’re not allowed to talk about eating his coworkers.” Danny just hissed.
“Hey, can I ask a question?”
“You just did.” Hal just sighed at the smile on Billy’s face.
“What is Phantom actually? We have a betting pool and the hard moneys on vampire.”
“Oh he’s a realms being.” Danny said more focused on the second Meat pop than the conversation.
“What?!?!” Constantine yelled at the same time Zatanna turned very pale. Constantine Immediately turn towards the door.
“Where are you going?”
“To teleport myself into the sun, because it will be kinder.”
“What?”
“Captions Fucking a Realms being.”
“That depends on the day.” Danny sucked the juice out of the second meat pop. Flash Wondered if anyone else will see the error message in their brain.
“Danny!!” Billy hid his face in his hands.
“Sorry Billy is this about the incident.” Billy nodded, not looking up from his hands. “I told you not to go back for your spell book.” Flash wasn’t going to ask nope not now or ever.
“Speaking of Captain Marvel, where is he?” Danny perked up at that giant smile on his face.
“We’re getting a sibling.” He sang, throwing his arms around Billy.
“Oh,” Wonder Woman smiled, “I must tell him congratulations.”
“He’ll be back soon Dad won't want him to, he'd rather mom stay home.”
“Why would Phantom want Marvel to stay home, Phantom can’t be that far into the pregnancy." Now it was Danny and Billy's turn to look confused sweet Revenge even though it just made the JL more confused as well.
“Why would Dad be pregnant? Am I saying this wrong? I thought humans called their carriers mom.” It took the JL a Collective 10 seconds and four shared brains cells before they understood.
“Marvel's pregnant?" The brothers nodded. Flash’s mind fell apart.
“Great, just great.” Flash forced. Billy winced like he heard a loud noise.
“Billy whats wrong?” Wonder woman asked.
“The voices in my head are angry.” Of course they were. Someone please end Flash’s suffering? Please?