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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY.
Responses:
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
Remember, you're not winning this.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
@pikehayd You're unbiased. You're going to be the judge.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
What kind of weird foreplay is this?????
Hollanov Foreva @Amda2la
My hollanov is fighting? :((((
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial posted:
Responses:
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
hahahahaha that's oddly accurate
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
It's Rozanov-Hollander 😭
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
Zero points just for that.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd responding to Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
He gets 10/10 points because he pissed you off 😂
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
I swear he sits just like this without his ginger ale.
Responses:
Hollanov_Mommy @mommyhollanov
Poor overstimulated baby 🥹
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial responded to Hollanov_Mommy @mommyhollanov
I take very good care of him.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
0/10
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial responded to Hayden Pike @pikehayd
YOU'RE LITERALLY BIASED
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
I do not look like this.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
All lies and slander.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
Though I admit I really liked wearing your hoodie the last time.
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial responded to Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
You looked pretty 😏
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial posted:
Responses:
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
WASN'T MY FAULT
crystallinecaroline299 @crystallinecaroline299
This is outstanding 😂
Ottawa Centaurs Official @ottawacentaurs
Ilya is NOT allowed to look for another job.
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
@shanehollanderofficial SEE
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
smh or something.
Responses:
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
This is getting personal.
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial responded to Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
Was always personal.
Hollanov Foreva @Amda2la
Are macrobiotic diets at least tasty????
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
That's 10/10. Marvellous work.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial posted:
Responses:
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
Can it be a meme if it's the truth?
Svetlana Vetrova @svieta299
ahahahhahahahahhdahhadshsdjhfis
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
What is it called? Oral fixation?
Responses:
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
resignation
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
5/10
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
👎
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial posted:
He's leashed. By me.
Responses:
Hollanov Foreva @Amda2la
🥵🌶️💦
Hollanov_Mommy @mommyhollanov
#ShaneHollanderWalksIlyaRozanovLikeADog WHY ISN'T IT A TAG YET
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
I might still bite.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
2/10 for style. That was painful.
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
Responses:
Rose Landry @theroselandry
Awwwwww what a grumpy kitten!!
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
That was way too sweet.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
10/10
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial posted:
Responses:
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
I deem Shane a winner.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
@shanehollanderofficial & @ilyarozanovofficial now go kiss.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
@pikehayd I have literally the best friend in the whole world <3
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial responded to Hayden Pike @pikehayd
UNFAIR.
Hayden Pike @pikehayd responded to Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial
QUIT COMPLAINING AND GO KISS SHANE.
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanovofficial posted:
@pikehayd happy?
Responses:
Hayden Pike @pikehayd
The world's order is restored.
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderofficial
❤️