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This is the official noteboard of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
(Since both of us have crazy arse schedules)
1/8/99
Get milk, we’re out and if you insist on having that muggle cereal about I would like to be able to drown it in the stuff.
~DM
Get your own damn milk.
-HP
1/15/99
Can you keep your fights with Weaslette to a minimum? I can’t sleep with her screaming at you.
~DM
Fuck you.
-HP
This is the official noteboard of Draco Malfoy H.M.
(Since I forget too many things)
1/19/99
Get milk.
1/21/99
Find Potter.
Get bruise ointment.
1/22/99
Find Potter and apologize.
This is the official noteboard of Unspeakable Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy H.M.
(Since both of us have crazy arse schedules)
2/14/99
Malfoy,
Firewhiskey or wine? If we’re going to be lonely on Valentine’s Day, might as well be drunk while doing it.
~DM
2/15/99
Malfoy,
We will not speak about last night to anyone
-HP
2/17/99
Pot
You know I don’t do well with apologizes and all that, but I am sorry about Weaselette, Weaselbitch Weasley-girl. I wouldn’t think she would stoop that low about this sort of thing. You can talk to me when I get back from my shift.
~DM
2/22/99
Malf Draco,
I have a Ministry thing tonight. Do you want to come along?
-HP
3/24/99
PoHarry,
Chicken or tuna for dinner tonight since it’s my turn to get the stuff from the market?
~DM
4/28/99
MalDraco,
I’m going to be gone for about a week for a research project, don’t let yourself starve alright?
-HP
5/4/99
Harry,
Come to the room for my welcome back present. ;)
~DM
5/5/99
Draco,
Do we have any smelling salts? We might need to get some if Ron keeps coming over unannounced.
-HP
5/10/99
Harry,
We’re out of whipped cream now.
~DM
Draco,
My bad.
-HP
5/12/99
Draco,
Did you pay the electric? It’s much too hot if we’re going to be forgetting that sort of stuff.
-HP
5/13/99
Harry,
Yeah, I did. I guess Ms. Lucille is going on strike because of our… activities.
~DM
5/16/99
Draco,
I thought she liked us!
-HP
Harry,
Apparently not.
~DM
6/6/99
Harry,
Come on, talk to me! It was an accident, a mistake! We were both drunk.
~DM
6/7/99
Draco,
That isn’t a good enough excuse for this.
-HP
6/10/99
Lover,
Come on, you know that I only want you. Please, come home.
~DM
7/1/99
It’s too hot here without you.
~DM
7/5/99
Sorry.
-HP
7/13/99
Draco,
Alright, do you want to know why I’m still not home? Because I hate the fact that you didn’t just tell me. Instead you left a note on this stupid noteboard to try and apologize and I had no idea beyond that stupid note what your thoughts were on this. It looked as though you were just trying to make up for your own mistakes, do damage control. I am tired of people doing damage control. If you had just told me, then everything would be alright, I would have bitched and yelled, but if you had just told me that you two were drunk and Blaise had taken advantage of that, then I would have been okay. But you didn’t and now it’s been a month since I caught you and I don’t know if I even want to come home.
~HP
7/14/99
Harry,
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I am a coward. I am a prissy, overdemanding bastard of a coward who doesn’t do well with confrontation without getting upset or trying to compensate for it in some way. Please know that I didn’t want to try and hide when you caught us, but Blaise knows that I am not happy with him and I’ve blocked him from the Floo or talking to me right now. Please come home.
-DM
7/19/99
I’m back.
~HP
7/31/99
Happy birthday, lover. I hope you enjoyed your gift; you’ll get the continuation later.
-DM
8/3/99
Harry,
We need milk.
-DM
8/7/99
Draco,
Get your own damned milk.
~HP
8/8/99
Harry-lover,
Come on, I have a late shift tonight and we still need milk.
-DM
8/9/99
Draco-dearest,
Too bad.
~HP
8/10/99
Harry,
You’re horrible.
-DM
8/12/99
Draco,
How long are you going to keep begging me for milk and not just going down the road to get it yourself?
~HP
8/13/99
Harry,
Until you get the milk!
-DM
8/14/99
Draco,
You got lucky this time, but if you keep on begging me to get your milk, I will put you on a sex ban.
-HP
8/18/99
Harry,
Oh, please. You wouldn’t dare.
~DM
8/24/99
Draco,
How is day four going for you? I am perfectly happy right now.
-HP
8/29/99
Harry-lover,
This is not fun for me. I’ll start getting the milk, I promise. Just stop with the ban!
~DM
8/30/99
Draco,
Ha. I win.
-HP
9/2/99
Harry,
Pansy got these tickets to some muggle play but she just broke up with her boyfriend, so do you want to go?
~DM
9/4/99
Draco,
Which one is it?
-HP
9/5/99
Harry,
I don’t know. Some French one. Les Miserables.
~DM
9/6/99
Draco,
Oh, Hermione told me about that one. She liked it a lot and said it was really good.
-HP
9/8/99
Harry,
We’re getting the record of that musical. We are getting it and I am playing it religiously.
~DM
9/10/99
Draco,
I have “Do You Hear” stuck in my head. I blame you.
-HP
9/12/99
Harry,
Ha.
~DM
9/15/99
Harry,
Relinquish my record. Now.
~DM
9/17/99
Draco,
Stop with the playing of it, and I will. I thought you were joking about playing it religiously, but now its getting annoying.
-HP
9/18/99
Harry,
My voice will not be silenced!
~DM
9/20/99
Fine, its silenced.
~DM
8/5/99
This is the third time you’ve used the sex ban against me and this time it doesn’t even have a good reason!
~DM
8/9/99
Draco
-HP
8/10/99
Fine, okay, I’ll stop playing it so much. But you owe me lots and lots of sex for being so much of a prat about this.
~DM
8/11/99
Deal, I was going to stop it tonight if you hadn’t given in.
-HP
What?? Damn it! You really should have been a Slytherin you prat.
~DM
I’ve been told.
-HP
9/13/99
Draco,
There was someone from St. Mungo’s who wanted to talk to you, something about someone named Benji? Who’s Benji?
-HP
Harry,
I’ll be back late tonight.
-DM
9/14/99
Draco,
I’m not letting you go back to work after the condition you were in yesterday. I simply won’t let you. You need to grieve.
-HP
Harry,
I’ll be back after my shift.
-DM
9/15/99
Harry,
Where are my robes?
-DM
Draco,
You were being stupid, so I made you stay home myself.
-HP
9/20/99
Harry,
I have to go to work. I’ve seen plenty of death in my life, so Benji’s, while it hurt for him being so young, isn’t that much of a surprise. He was sick and his death was a welcome thing for him. He was in more pain than I could ever imagine for someone at the age of five.
~DM
Draco,
I wish you hadn’t left so early that I couldn’t even try and stop you, but I guess this is probably the best way for you to heal yourself.
-HP
10/14/99
Harry,
It was a joke!
~DM
Draco,
I. Am. A. Male. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Wear. A. Maid’s. Outfit.
-HP
10/15/99
Harry,
But you would look so good in it.
~DM
10/16/99
Draco,
No.
-HP
10/27/99
Harry
~DM
10/28/99
No.
-HP
10/29/99
I’ll wear the vampire one.
~DM
10/30/99
After we go visit my parents’ graves. Maybe.
-HP
That’s what this was about? Gods, I wish you had said something.
~DM
11/1/99
Gods, you were beyond sexy, I’m glad we had fun last night.
~DM
11/12/99
Harry,
Did you take my Slytherin scarf and if you did, where is it? I need it, it’s getting too cold for me to not have it on.
~DM
Draco,
Did you check the coat room?
-HP
Harry,
Fuck you.
~DM
Draco,
I plan to.
-HP
11/14/99
You two do realize other people can see this thing right?!
~RW
11/15/99
Weasel,
You don’t have to look at it.
~DM
Ron,
I’d come up with a response, but he’s right. You really don’t have to.
-HP
Harry! You’re not defending me against the ferret?!
~RW
11/20/99
Ron,
There’s nothing to defend, you don’t have to look at our noteboard if you don’t want to.
-HP (Also, Draco, get that smirk that I know you have off your face! It is neither funny nor sexy in this context)
Blegh!
12/3/99
Harry,
I don’t want to go to the Weasel-den. Why can’t we go to the Manor for Christmas?
~DM
12/11/99
Draco,
I’ve been going to the Burrow since I was twelve, I’m not going to stop that because I am not interested in Ginny or because we are together. You might have some fun.
-HP
Harry,
Please read over what you just wrote.
~DM
12/19/99
Draco,
Please, try? Please?
-HP
12/22/99
Harry,
Dear Merlin, I can actually feel your pout. You’re pitiful. Fine.
~DM
12/26/99
Draco,
Ha! You had fun last night, just admit it.
-HP
Harry,
I didn’t think she’d actually knit me a Weasley sweater. It’s… really warm. I could have gone without the twins pranking me though.
~DM
Draco,
That’s just their way of saying they like you.
-HP
12/28/99
Harry,
Alright, we spent Christmas at the Weasel-den, can we please spend New Year’s at Malfoy Manor? Mum hasn’t seen me since my Healing exams.
~DM
Draco,
I don’t see any reason why not.
-HP
1/1/00
Harry,
To a new year filled with fights and sex.
~DM
Draco,
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
-HP
Harry,
We still need milk.
~DM
Draco,
Fuck you.
-HP