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    Penelope (Dill)
    Omg get on with it, Cass!

    Cassie (Bood)
    Thank you
    Now, we must behave ourselves, ladies
    We have royalty in our midst

    Arden (Pointy)
    What the hell are you on about, Cassie?

    Cassie (Bood) has added Jane (Rozy) to the conversation

    Jane (Rozy)
    Uhh
    What is this?
    ______________
    or; "Jane" gets added to the Ottawa WAGs chat after Ilya drunkenly tells his teammates about "her"
    or or; Shane Hollander in his WAG era

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”

    If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.

    But Ilya’s not here.

    And Shane is bored.

    Or.
    Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov are creating a dynasty. Five years as teammates and two Stanley Cups under the Ottawa Centaurs banner has ushered in a comeback legacy for the team. Now, the First Husbands of Hockey may have met their match in their spunky adopted daughter, Mila.

    From post-game press conferences to All-Star Weekend shenanigans, Mila has turned the NHL into her personal stage — with Nana Yuna as her fiercely competent mom-ager and her dads as very willing supporting cast.

    OR: Shane and Ilya’s five-year-old daughter is the most powerful (and adorable) spokesperson in hockey.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    After Ilya's almost-plane crash and Shane's proposal soon after, they agreed to come out and get married that summer. On their own terms. The way it fits them: Chaos.

    OR

    This is the author's attempt to further her agenda: Risk It All by Bruno Mars IS THE Hollanov anthem.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    06 Jun 2026