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Human Em wandered into the Recreation Deck to the sound of a dozen suddenly hushed conversations.
"I'm still Galactic Quality Assurance, lads, even if my kind have been Officially Reclassified" as demons," ey said, patiently. "Do I have to remind you of this daily?" Ey gasped, "wait, do I get to enter a room and say "Be Not Afraid" like an Old Testament Angel now?"
Without warning, Human Em felt an odd tugging sensation in their middle, then the Recreation Deck dissolved like a Powerpoint Presentation, only to be replaced by a dark room lit by candles, and several of the crew's juvenile offspring, chanting. Human Em looked down to see that ey were standing in a summoning circle. Ey sighed. IT and QA are different disciplines, but the aliens didn't know quite how to differentiate between them, and there was a flickering screen behind one of the kids.
"Be not afraid, kids. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"