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He wasn't really surprised at Flambae's reaction to him outing himself as Mecha Man. Not only was the guy an asshole but he could see why he might hate him, fighting him for one and knocking his teeth out. To be honest he was more surprised at the team's response to the situation. Both Golem had definitely saved his ass from being fried. He almost didn't notice the 7 foot tall alien dude who had moved from sitting at the top of the building to right beside him. Almost in an instant. He turned his face to look at the larger man and was greeted with a stare that he couldn't quite unpack.
“You are the mecha man?” He questions, continuing his unreadable stare.
“Yep, that's what i just said” Okay maybe he would really regret making that decision based on wherever this went. Looking back at phenomeman, he seemed like he was doing better. His eyebags and unkempt facial hair seemed like a thing of the past, that was good at least.
“Wow, it was a great honor getting to make love with such a worthy hero like yourself” he boasts loudly, and robert really wishes that flambae really did just take him out when he had the chance, it was like you could hear the pin drop among the team.
“Damn robbie i didnt know you had it in you” maleovalant smirks.
“We- we didnt” he tries to exclaim guestering between him and the alien, the words unfortunately deciding not to come out.
“Then why did I see you two kissing in the parking lot?” Visi asks
“Okay he kissed me, i didn’t kiss him and can you PLEASE rephrase that sentence or so help me god i will personally invite flambae back to burn me into a crisp” he exclaims, begging the alien to start talking.
“Robert Robertson is correct. I was the one to initiate the kiss between us and I believe that you guys may be mistaking what making love is as on my planet it is what humans may describe as ‘hugging’ however here it seems to refer to human intercourse”.
“Thank you, phenomoman” he says turning back round to offer a small smile at him.
“However if he was to propose human sexual intercourse I don't think i would mind” he states boldy and he can literally hear the z team choking on their drinks after he decided to drop that statement on them.
How is this his life, he’s somehow got an all powerful alien who apparently wants to have sex with him. Not only that but also two women who keep randomly flirting with him. What is appealing about him? He’s just some depressed washed up no longer superhero who not to mention is powerless.
Yep this is his life, he thinks as he looks at the array of reformed criminals who he’s somehow in charge of, reduced to laughing fits.
“Um, thank you?”
“And you may call me Katon - ur if you wish, it was the name given to me on my planet”.