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"It was an inappropriate thought."
"Shit, now you got me more curious." Robert teased.
"It wasn't my intention to pique your curiosity further."
"Just spit it out. I know you wanna say it as badly as I wanna hear it."
"Well.. If you must know, I was going to ask if you could pull down your pants so I could examine your genitals."
Robert is tasked with shaping up Z-Team's newest member, Phenomaman. Thanks to his tragic break up with Blonde Blazer, Phenomaman is left with zero passion for anything in his life. That is until a certain dispatcher helps him find new meaning.
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That's a load off | Phenomaman x Robert | Dispatch by Tailsplane
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Jun 2026
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"Robert" Phenomaman's voice chimed in through comes.
Robert sat up, giving more attention to his screen. He looked over the teams locations before his gaze settled on Phenomaman's icon.
"Robert? is my communicator malfunctioning? Can you hear me?"
"Yeah, I can hear you. What'cha need pal?"
"If you were not busy, I was wondering if I could discuss something with you in private after this evening's shift. It is of great importance."
"Is this gonna take long or-"
"I don't know but it is greatly impacting my shifts. It is disabling my ability to focus. I do not wish to be a bother, nor do I wish to impede on your personal time but... Your assistance could prove quite valuable to me."
Phenomaman's body is going through a rough phase. Once a year his body makes an excessive amount of testosterone, causing a discomforting rise in libido. When Robert is tasked with helping him with his sudden spike in sexual arousal, the dispatcher is almost too eager to please.
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Third Wheel | Phenomaman x Robert | Dispatch by Tailsplane
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Jan 2026
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"Robert... I need to know.... Will you look at it?"
"You're not.... actually serious, are you?"
"I am. I realize my statement of incompatibility might be able to be proven false. You have further knowledge on what would be compatible with the human body considering you are a human."
Phenomaman had invited Robert out on a date in Tokyo with him and Blonde Blazer. Having no better sense to decline, he get's dragged along for the ride only to witness the couple's falling out in person. What starts off as Robert trying to soothe the sensitive man's feelings slowly transitions into a sexual lesson about the human anatomy.
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Slip and Slide | Phenomaman x Waterboy| Dispatch by Tailsplane
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Jan 2026
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“Fascinating…. Your body’s self-lubricating abilities are astounding.”
“It… It doesn’t bother you?” Herm managed to ask in between breaths.
“Not at all.”
With Shroud defeated, the Z-team soon return back to business with their hero work. With Waterboy and Phenomaman now both possessing a spot on the Z-Team, things surprisingly escalate between SDN's poster boy and his biggest fan.