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The afternoon sun filtered through the slats of the office window, casting soft lines of light across the worn floorboards and the cluttered desk. Though not the Hokage’s office itself, this room was tucked just adjacent to it. With a shared hallway and a paper thin wall, it had long since become Tobirama’s own domain. A space carved out by necessity. It was quieter here, more manageable, yet still close enough for his presence to be felt when policy turned to strategy and diplomacy to logistics.
The village pulsed with the rhythm of recovery — blacksmiths hammering out fresh armor, children shouting as they darted between newly rebuilt fences, and elders murmuring over the price of rice and steel.
Inside, Tobirama sat rigidly behind the desk, the sharp angles of his jaw tight with irritation, silver brows knit in concentration. He looked very much like the war tactician he had always been. He didn’t wear his armor anymore, but the presence of it still clung to him in the way he moved.
The office itself bore the marks of his efficiency. A small set of ink brushes gleamed like weapons beside a stack of half-written letters. But even Tobirama’s relentless order was struggling to hold back the tide of bureaucracy that now flooded his desk.
“Tobirama,” Hashirama called out, his tone casual, someone who knew he didn’t need permission to enter.
Tobirama didn’t lift his head. “If you’re here to ask whether I’ve eaten today, the answer is yes.”
“I wasn’t going to ask that,” Hashirama said, though his eyes briefly flicked to the untouched tea cooling on the corner of the desk. “Izuna said you’ve been barricaded in here since morning. Thought I’d check if you’d drowned under all that paperwork.”
Tobirama let out a breath through his nose. “Izuna exaggerates. And spies.”
“That's half his charm,” Hashirama grinned, walking in and surveying the controlled chaos.
“He’s been far too cheerful lately,” Tobirama muttered. “Which means either he’s planning something, or he's found a new way to torment me through council politics.”
Hashirama laughed, then paused as he took in the sheer volume of scrolls spilling across the desk. His brow furrowed. “What are all these scrolls?”
Tobirama finally looked up, expression flat. He pushed a small stack aside with thinly veiled irritation. “Marriage proposals.”
There was a pause.
“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
Hashirama blinked, clearly unprepared for that answer. Helooked like he wanted to say something else, but was distracted by a scroll bound in crimson ribbon and waxed with the Nara clan’s insignia.
“This one smells like incense.”
“Don’t open it,” Tobirama warned. “It’s a poem. A very long one.”
“About you?”
“…Yes.”
Hashirama looked up at him, eyes wide. “Tobirama, you’re a heartthrob.”
Tobirama stared at him, entirely deadpan. "Would you like to see how long it takes me to summon a water dragon indoors?”
Hashirama laughed again, then tilted his head, a thoughtful expression forming. “What about Madara? He’s also a founder. A strong political figure.”
Tobirama’s face twitched before he could stop it. “Madara has a reputation.”
Hashirama raised a brow. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“He’s… imposing.”
Terrifying. Unpredictable. Unhinged. Difficult.
….Compelling.
“You’re imposing,” Hashirama shot back, gesturing broadly. “You walk into a room and half the council stops breathing.”
“I suppose that’s true as well,” Tobirama admitted, tone dry as he reached for another scroll. “But I don’t encourage it the way Madara does.”
Hashirama chuckled, then leaned against the window frame. “Well… are you thinking of entertaining any of them?”
Tobirama’s hands stilled.
He hadn’t been expecting that question. Not from Hashirama and not phrased like that.
He looked up slowly, eyes narrowing slightly with something that wasn't irritation for once. Because there were answers to that question he hadn’t dared to think too hard about. Answers that didn’t come sealed in scrolls or stamped with clan wax. Answers that looked too much like someone with dark hair and a gaze that always landed too heavily on him.
He would do anything his brother asked of him. Had followed him through war. Had shaped his vision of peace even when it meant drowning in compromise. But this... this was different. Personal in a way Tobirama hadn’t prepared for. The kind of decision that required more than discipline. It required want.
“…Do you want me to?”
Hashirama blinked, startled. “No—Tobirama, no. I would never ask that of you.” His voice softened, genuine now. “I’m just saying… it might be good for you.”
Tobirama’s his grip on the scroll loosened.
“You carry everything,” Hashirama continued. “You don’t let anyone else help. Not really. Maybe this—maybe having someone—could help with all that… tension.”
“Anija.” Tobirama’s voice had an edge of warning, but it lacked the usual bite.
Hashirama just smiled, undeterred. “I’m just saying you might find someone who eases your mind. Shoulders the burden with you. You’d never admit it, but you’re good with kids. You always have been. Don’t you want a family of your own someday?”
Tobirama didn’t answer right away. His gaze drifted to the side — to the soft flutter of a curtain in the open window, to the faint laughter of children echoing from the street below.
He didn’t say no. That in itself was telling.
“Just think about it,” Hashirama said gently.
Tobirama gave a slow nod. A small grin tugged at Hashirama’s mouth, he pushed off the windowsill, heading for the door with a stretch of his shoulders and a low, thoughtful hum.
“I’ll leave you to it,” he said, pausing with his hand on the frame. “But try not to glare too hard at the poetry. I’m sure it was written with great sincerity.”
Tobirama gave him a flat look. “That’s the problem.”
Chuckling, Hashirama stepped into the hallway, the soft creak of the floorboards trailing after him. For a long moment, Tobirama remained still, the echo of his brother’s words lingering louder than the silence he left behind.
He glanced once more at the scrolls, then leaned back in his chair, exhaling slowly.
Just think about it.
He would. Eventually.
---
“Those flood barriers near the eastern canal won’t hold another season,” Madara said, tapping two fingers against the edge of the parchment spread between them. “The foundation is too shallow.”
“They’re already being reinforced,” Hashirama replied. “I approved the extra stone shipment this morning.”
Madara gave a small nod, but his eyes didn’t leave the diagram. “And the academy?”
“Roofing’s delayed,” Hashirama said with a sigh, flipping a scroll open. “But I placed some trees along the walkway! I thought the kids might like the shade.”
Madara made a noncommittal noise, the kind he used when he didn’t disagree but wasn’t about to say you’re right either.
Hashirama shifted the scroll aside. “We’ll need to bring it up at the council meeting tomorrow. Especially the canal — they’ll want updates on resource allocation.”
They stood side by side, the quiet between them filled with the rustle of papers and the occasional scratch of ink. This was how most of their meetings went now, long stretches of silence punctuated by bursts of old rhythm, like a blade edge dulled but not broken.
Then, without warning, Hashirama glanced up and said, almost offhandedly, “Have you ever thought about marriage?”
Madara paused. A half-second hitch in movement, a subtle tightening of his jaw before he set his brush down. “No.”
Hashirama looked over at him. “Why not?”
Madara shrugged. “Doesn’t interest me.”
“Really? Not even once?”
“Why are you asking?”
“Tobirama,” Hashirama said, setting down his brush, “he’s been getting flooded with proposals lately.”
Madara’s hand stilled, resting lightly over the edge of the blueprint.
“Oh?”
“There must be at least twenty,” Hashirama went on, a faint chuckle in his voice. “Some clans are practically falling over themselves. I told him he should at least consider a few.”
Madara’s fingers curled, just slightly, around the edge of the scroll.
“Is he thinking of entertaining any of them?” he asked, too casually.
“I’m not sure,” Hashirama admitted, rubbing a thumb over the edge of the scroll. “I told him he should at least think about it. He deserves someone who can take care of him — someone who doesn’t expect him to carry everything alone.”
Madara didn’t respond immediately. He kept his gaze fixed on the plans, but his jaw tightened again, the kind of small shift only someone who knew him well might notice.
Then, too abruptly, he straightened. “Right. Well. I have to go.”
Hashirama blinked. “You just got here!”
Madara was already rolling up the blueprint with a swift, practiced motion. “I remembered something.”
Hashirama squinted at him, clearly unconvinced. “You didn’t even finish your notes.”
“I’ll get to it later.”
He turned on his heel, cloak brushing the floor, movements just a little too sharp to be casual.
“Madara,” Hashirama called after him, half laughing, “what’s the rush?”
But the door had already opened, and closed. Hashirama stared after him, still holding the same scroll in his hand.
Madara moved fast through the village streets, cloak snapping behind him like the edge of a banner caught in wind. He didn’t speak to the shinobi who bowed in passing. Didn’t look up at the merchants who greeted him. Didn’t stop when a patrol captain joggde to catch up with a question and quickly thought better of it.
By the time he reached the Uchiha compound, the clouds had started to roll in overhead — heavy and grey, like they were waiting for something to break. He stepped through the main gate and crossed the inner courtyard in long, sharp strides. The sparring ring was empty. The fountain was quiet. The silence pressed down.
Izuna was sprawled on the steps of the main hall, arms behind his head, a stalk of something vaguely edible in his mouth, and the extremely irritating look of someone who’d been bored long enough to become dangerous.
He sat up as Madara passed.
“Well, well,” he drawled. “Back early. What happened, did the canal insult your honor? Or did Hashirama finally snap and kick you out?”
Madara didn’t answer. He kept walking.
Izuna tilted his head and called after him. “Okay. Not even a grunt. That’s new. What’s got you in such a prissy mood?”
Madara’s shoulders tensed slightly.
“Nothing.”
Izuna grinned. “Ah. So it’s Tobirama again.”
Madara stopped at the top of the steps. Slowly turned his head.
“Are you psychic,” he said, very calmly, “or just deeply annoying?”
“Why not both?” Izuna stretched lazily. “What’d he do this time? File paperwork too seductively?”
Madara stared at him.
Izuna snapped his fingers. “No, wait. Let me guess. He adjusted his collar. Or looked at you directly. That’s always dangerous.”
Madara exhaled through his nose. “Shouldn’t you be preparing for the council meeting tomorrow morning?”
“Wow. A schedule reminder. That’s dangerously close to affection.”
Madara turned, eyes narrowing just slightly. “If you’re late again, I’m seating you next to the Shimura delegation. On purpose.”
Izuna placed a dramatic hand over his chest. “Low blow. That’s actual cruelty.”
But Madara was already gone, disappearing into the inner hall with a sharp sweep of fabric and a door that clicked shut. The finality of ending a conversation by force. Izuna let the silence stretch, then kicked his feet up on the step and grinned to himself.
“Still prissy,” he muttered. “Definitely something.”
---
The council room was filled with a low murmur, papers shifting, robes rustling. Representatives from the major clans were seated around a circular table — an intentional design, meant to encourage equality. In practice, it just made it easier for everyone to argue at once.
Hashirama sat at the head, chair slightly raised. He looked tired already.
Tobirama was to his right, ink-stained fingers folded neatly over a set of clipped notes. To his left, Madara sat like a carved statue, silent and unmoving, his eyes unnervingly steady. And yet, Tobirama could feel them on him. Occasionally. Like a pressure in the air that shifted whenever he spoke.
“I’m simply saying,” Izuna said, leaning forward with his usual sharp-edged smile, “if we’re truly aiming for equality, then the placement of the Uchiha compound should reflect our role in founding the village. We shouldn’t be pushed to the outskirts like an afterthought.”
Tobirama’s jaw tightened, but his tone remained calm. “No one’s pushing you anywhere, Izuna. The current layout places the Uchiha on higher ground. Better vantage, natural defenses. It’s strategic, not personal.”
Izuna raised a brow. “Funny. Every time it’s the Uchiha involved, it’s always strategic.”
“And every time you disagree,” Tobirama said evenly, “it’s always personal.”
A few members of the council shifted in their seats, glancing between the two shinobi like they were watching a familiar storm form over familiar waters.
Hashirama clapped his hands, too loudly. “Gentlemen. Can we not do this before lunch?”
“We can’t ignore the optics,” said a member of the Sarutobi from across the table. “The Uchiha need to be seen as part of the village, not set apart from it.”
“They are part of the village,” Hashirama insisted. “We all are. That’s the point.”
Madara finally spoke, his voice low and smooth. “Then let the village see it. We’ve already had whispers about favoritism, about divisions. If the people start to believe it… we’ll have a much bigger problem than zoning.”
His eyes flicked, just briefly, to Tobirama. The contact lasted a second too long. Tobirama met the gaze, unreadable.
“We’ll revisit the compound placement,” Hashirama said quickly, sensing the shift. “But let’s move on.”
Izuna opened his mouth, clearly ready with another point, but Hashirama raised a hand. “I said we’re moving on.”
Izuna sat back with a huff, muttering under his breath. Tobirama caught the words dictator of diplomacy , but chose to ignore them.
An older council member from the Nara clan cleared his throat. “There’s also concern about the academy curriculum. With clans sharing space now, there’s uncertainty around how we handle bloodline training — especially things like the Sharingan.”
A few murmurs of agreement rose. One of the Inuzuka elders chimed in, “My nephew said a boy tried to copy a jutsu off him mid-spar. Said it was like being mirrored in real-time.”
“Sounds like a great learning opportunity,” Izuna said, grinning.
Tobirama didn’t look up from his notes. “It’s also a potential liability. Children need structure and safety, not unregulated access to techniques they don’t fully understand. We need protocols.”
“And those protocols will include clan consultation,” Hashirama said firmly, before another back-and-forth could ignite. “We’ll appoint academy advisors from each of the major clans to review the curriculum. That way no one feels blindsided.”
Izuna leaned over toward Madara, stage-whispering, “Are you sure he’s not trying to regulate our breathing too?”
Tobirama didn’t look up. “If I could, I would.”
Madara chuckled, quietly. Tobirama paused, eyes flicking sideways just long enough to catch the flicker of amusement that softened Madara’s features for a heartbeat before it was gone again, buried beneath the usual steely expression.
Another council member — a lean, sharp-eyed man from the Shimura clan — cleared his throat. “On a related note,” he said, “we’ve received word that the Hyūga are interested in formally joining the village.”
Izuna sat up straighter, immediate and unimpressed. “Of course they have. Perfect timing, now that we’ve done the hard work.”
“You mean now that others have done the hard work?” Tobirama said mildly, not bothering to hide the edge in his voice.
A few of the other Uchiha murmured in disapproval, one shaking his head. Another muttered something under his breath about “posturing peacocks.” Madara didn’t react, but everyone could feel the tension bleed from him across the table like ink in water.
Hashirama raised a hand before the commentary could escalate. “The Hyūga have valuable abilities and strong numbers. If they’re willing to commit to the village’s vision, they deserve to be heard — same as any of us.”
“We shouldn’t be the ones to bend every time someone new wants in,” Izuna argued.
“Cooperation isn’t bending,” Hashirama said. “It’s the foundation of this alliance. We are stronger when clans bring their strengths to the center, not hoard them on the outside.”
No one spoke for a moment, the previous conversation on compounds and positioning replaying in their mind.
Madara broke the silence
“Let them come.”
Izuna turned to him, brows drawn. “You’re serious?”
Madara didn’t look at him. His gaze was fixed forward, unreadable again. “If we gatekeep every new clan, we’ll be a fortress. Not a village.”
A few council members nodded slowly. The Inuzuka elder gave a soft grunt of agreement. Even the Nara representative looked mildly impressed.
“Fine,” Izuna said, leaning back. “But if a Hyūga tries to seal my chakra, I’m filing a complaint.”
Tobirama muttered, “You’d file one even if they looked at you the wrong way.”
“That has happened,” Izuna snapped.
A few people snorted under their breath. The tension that had gripped the room seemed to softening into a mixture of mild exasperation and weary amusement. Hashirama let out a long-suffering sigh and leaned back in his chair.
“Unless anyone else has something critical to add,” Hashirama said, glancing around the table, “I suggest we table the remaining items and call this session concluded.”
No one objected. The scraping of chairs resumed, scrolls shuffled, and murmured conversations began to bloom as the room slowly emptied. Tobirama remained seated, methodically aligning the corners of his notes. The precision of someone trying very hard not to be spoken to.
Naturally, someone spoke to him.
“Lord Tobirama,” came a polite, carefully measured voice.
He looked up. A silver-haired council member from the Nara clan stood nearby, hands folded neatly into his sleeves, a pleasant, faintly apologetic smile playing at the edges of his mouth.
“Elder Nara,” Tobirama greeted with a small incline of his head.
“I hope you don’t mind the interruption. I simply wanted to inquire — my granddaughter Hotaru, has expressed interest in… well, in becoming better acquainted.”
From across the room, Izuna’s eyebrows shot up with dangerous interest. Hashirama, on the other hand, perked up like someone sensing a matchmaker subplot blooming before his very eyes.
“She’s very bright,” the elder continued. “And we were wondering if you’d received the proposal from our house. I know things are hectic, of course, but the offer stands.”
Tobirama blinked once. Then twice.
“I… may have,” he said stiffly. “I haven’t reviewed all of them yet.”
“Of course. No pressure.” The elder bowed slightly. “We simply thought it best to mention it directly. She has a fondness for quiet conversation and academic pursuits.”
Tobirama opened his mouth to respond, but all that came out was a faint, noncommittal sound that could’ve meant anything from I’ll consider it to please never bring this up again .
The Nara elder seemed satisfied either way. With another polite nod, he turned and slipped into the thinning crowd of departing council members.
For a moment, there was blessed silence.
“Well,” Izuna drawled, “that was adorable.”
Tobirama sighed without looking up. “Izuna.”
“No, really. Quiet conversation and academic pursuits? If that’s not the setup for a thrilling romance, I don’t know what is.”
Tobirama didn’t dignify that with a response. His gaze had flicked, unintentionally, toward the doorway.
Madara hadn’t left. He stood near the threshold, one hand resting on the edge of the open door. His expression was unreadable, but his eyes were fixed on Tobirama. Steady. Flat.
Hashirama, entirely missing the undercurrent of tension, beamed. “You should consider it, Tobirama. Hotaru sounds lovely. And you two might actually get along — imagine the quiet.”
Tobirama pinched the bridge of his nose. “I don’t need encouragement.”
“You need something,” Izuna said, smirking. “Preferably someone with the patience of a monk and a high tolerance for brooding silences.”
“I’m not brooding.”
Izuna raised a brow. “You’re brooding right now.”
“I’m organizing my notes.”
“That’s just brooding with stationery.”
Hashirama chuckled, still chipper. “Come on, Tobirama. What’s the worst that could happen? You go on a walk, talk about calligraphy, maybe discover she likes long strolls on the beach—”
Izuna leaned in with a sly grin, voice dropping just enough to be dangerous. “Or maybe she’s the type who prefers someone strict with his ink.”
Tobirama froze.
Hashirama blinked. “Wait—what does that even—”
“We’re leaving,” Madara cut in sharply from the doorway, his voice suddenly much closer.
All three turned to see him stepping fully into the room, his expression composed in the way only someone extremely irritated could manage. His jaw was tight. His eyes flinty. He didn’t even look directly at Tobirama.
“Izuna,” he snapped, not waiting for a reply. “We’re going. Now.”
Izuna looked delighted. “Oh, did I hit a nerve?”
“You’ve been hitting nerves since we arrived,” Madara muttered, already turning on his heel, cloak swishing behind him.
Izuna let out a dramatic sigh but followed, boots tapping lightly against the floor.
At the threshold, Madara paused, just long enough to throw a final glance over his shoulder.
“Enjoy your proposals,” he said, cool and flat. “I’m sure they’ll make excellent reading material.”
The door creaked softly as it closed behind him.
---
The sun hung lazily overhead, casting warm light across the rooftops of the village, where the scent of steamed buns mingled with fresh-cut wood and the metallic tang of steel. Madara walked with his hands tucked loosely behind his back, every inch the composed warlord-turned-politician, which was exactly why Izuna was doing his best to disrupt that composure.
“You know,” Izuna said conversationally, “if I get one more old woman offering me pickled radish as a ‘thank you for your efforts,’ I may start charging for autographs.”
Madara didn’t glance at him. “You like pickled radish.”
“I like being feared more.”
“You’re still feared.”
“Not by the pickling community,” Izuna said darkly. “They think I’m adorable.”
They passed a pair of merchants who bowed quickly. Madara inclined his head, but his pace didn’t slow.
Izuna clicked his tongue. “We should spar later. Or start a fake fight in the market square. Remind people who we are.”
“Start one by yourself,” Madara replied coolly. “I’ll watch.”
“Ouch. You wound me.”
A sharp whistle cut through the air, followed by the unmistakable rhythm of sparring feet and scattered laughter. Both brothers glanced toward the open training ground just past the road’s bend.
Children. At least a dozen. Circling a tall figure in blue and grey. White hair caught the sunlight like frost, and beside him—
“—Oh,” Izuna said, grin blooming. “Look who’s playing academy sensei.”
Madara’s eyes had already found him.
Tobirama stood at the center of the field, sleeves rolled up, wrist wrapped in gauze, guiding a small boy through a slow grappling maneuver. His stance was exacting, his tone clipped, but there was something careful in the way he adjusted the child’s footing. Something warm and familiar.
And there, just beside him, was a woman.
Elegant. All smooth voice and fluttering lashes. One hand rested on his shoulder, fingers curled like vines. Tobirama didn’t shrug her off, but his entire posture screamed discomfort. It was in the set of his jaw, the subtle lean away from her touch. She laughed at something he hadn’t said.
Izuna let out a low whistle. “Is that one of the suitors?”
Madara’s gaze sharpened. “I wouldn’t know.”
Madara slowed to a stop just beyond the low fence bordering the field. His shadow spilled across the ground, long and unmistakable. A breeze stirred the dust. A small boy with dark features and unruly hair turned, eyes lighting up as he spotted them.
“Uchiha-sama!” he shouted, waving both arms as he ran over. “Lord Madara! Lord Izuna!”
Tobirama’s head lifted. His eyes locked with Madara’s across the field. The woman didn’t seem to notice.
“What’s all this Kagami?” Izuna asked, hands slipping into his sleeves, already enjoying himself.
“We’re doing taijutsu drills!” Kagami said excitedly. “Tobirama-sensei was showing us counters. He blocked my elbow like it was nothing!”
“Was it nothing?” Madara asked, stepping forward.
Tobirama’s expression flickered. “They asked for instruction.”
“And you obliged,” Madara said mildly. “Very generous.”
The woman finally noticed the newcomers. She straightened, smoothing her sleeve, but didn’t step away. “He’s been so helpful. You wouldn’t think it to look at him, but he’s wonderful with children.”
Izuna made a noise that was probably supposed to be a cough and failed miserably.
Madara smiled, just barely. “Is that so?”
Kagami beamed. “He was just about to show us how to counter a spinning sweep!”
“Oh?” Madara said, his voice still smooth, too smooth. “Let’s see it, then.”
Tobirama narrowed his eyes. “I’m not sparring with the children.”
“I meant with me.”
The training ground went silent. Even the birds seemed to hold their breath.
Kagami’s eyes went wide. “You’re gonna spar ?”
Izuna looked like it was his birthday.
Tobirama’s gaze didn’t leave Madara’s. “This is a training field. For children.”
“Then you’ll have no problem keeping up.”
The challenge hung in the air, bright and cold as steel. Tobirama exhaled slowly, like someone deciding whether a blade needed to be drawn or not. Then he stepped away from the children, rolling his sleeves back to his elbows.
“Fine.”
The woman made a small sound of concern. “Are you sure—?”
Tobirama didn’t answer. He moved to the center of the field.
Madara followed.
The moment they squared off, the shift was immediate. The village faded. The laughter, the trees, the curious eyes, all fell away beneath the crackling current between them.
“Try not to make a scene,” Tobirama said quietly.
Madara’s eyes glittered. “No promises.”
Kagami called the start. Madara moved first—fast. Faster than necessary.
Tobirama ducked the first strike, a clean jab, and twisted low, sweeping his leg in a sharp arc. Madara caught it mid-motion, grip solid around his ankle. For a breathless moment, Tobirama was suspended, one foot off the ground, spine coiled tight. He twisted, planting a hand to the dirt and using his upper body strength to flip himself free in a smooth, practiced maneuver.
He landed lightly, feet skidding against the packed earth, and came up fast.
Madara was already moving.
Tobirama’s elbow came in hard toward his ribs, meant to break stance rather than bone. Madara blocked it with his forearm, twisting his body to absorb the impact, and countered with a quick step and palm strike that Tobirama deflected with the side of his wrist.
It escalated fast.
Tobirama stepped in with a flurry of strikes — palm, fist, heel — each one flowing into the next like water over stone. Madara met him blow for blow, turning, redirecting, matching speed with equal ferocity. They moved in tight circles, feet kicking up shallow bursts of dust, every movement refined to brutal efficiency. No wasted effort. No room to breathe.
To the children watching from the edge of the training ground, it looked like choreography. Their eyes darted back and forth as the two founders exchanged hits at a pace no academy spar could prepare them for.
Tobirama pivoted, aiming a controlled heel kick toward Madara’s hip. Madara sidestepped, grabbed his arm mid-turn, and instead of redirecting or releasing, drove forward. His palm struck Tobirama square in the chest.
It wasn’t a lethal blow. It wasn’t even a technique.
But it was hard .
Hard enough to knock Tobirama off his footing, send him stumbling back a step, boots scraping through the dirt. Hard enough that the sound of it landed just as loud as the thud of impact, harp and final.
Gasps rippled through the group of watching children.
Tobirama righted himself in an instant, but his expression had shifted. Eyes narrowed, jaw tight. Not from pain, from the sheer audacity of it.
Across from him, Madara stood with perfect posture. Breath steady. Hands loose at his sides like he hadn’t just struck the Hokage’s brother in the middle of a lesson.
“You’re holding back,” Madara said, breath even but eyes sharp.
Tobirama’s reply was a low snap, stripped of its usual composure. “You’re not.”
They moved at the same time.
Tobirama launched forward, fast and low, aiming a strike toward Madara’s center of gravit, calculated, measured. Madara didn’t deflect. He met it.
A hard block that jarred through Tobirama’s arm, followed by a brutal elbow aimed toward his collarbone. Tobirama barely deflected it, twisting his torso to absorb the momentum. He struck back, palm flat against Madara’s shoulder, a clean, controlled push meant to create space.
Madara didn’t yield. He closed the distance instead, spun, and swept Tobirama’s legs out from under him. Tobirama hit the ground hard, the air knocked from his lungs. He rolled to his feet with practiced ease, breathing hard, face thunderous. He didn’t wait this time, went straight in, jabbed toward Madara’s sternum, followed by a kick that snapped out low and fast. Madara caught the kick, twisted it, yanked him sideways—
—and threw him.
Tobirama hit the dirt again, shoulder-first, the impact echoing across the field.
The children were silent. Even Kagami’s wide-eyed excitement had turned into something else. uncertainty. Unease.
Dust curled in the air between them as Tobirama stood, slower this time. He didn’t brush himself off. He didn’t speak right away.
Madara stood across from him, still and unreadable. Too still.
Tobirama stepped forward, eyes blazing. “What the hell is your problem?”
Madara’s expression didn’t change. “It was a spar.”
“That was not a spar,” Tobirama snapped.
Then Madara said, very calmly, “You said you wanted to teach.”
Tobirama took another step toward him, jaw tight. “You don’t throw someone like that in front of a group of children. You don’t make a point on my back.”
Madara’s voice was low. “Then don’t make yourself so available.”
Tobirama stared at him, like he was seeing him clearly for the first time in years. Like he didn’t quite believe what he’d just heard.
Tobirama opened his mouth. A sharp breath. A half-formed word caught at the back of his throat. He closed it again.
The silence was louder than anything he could have said.
He walked off the field without another word.
Kagami hesitated only a second before scrambling after him. “Tobirama-sensei—wait, are we done? Are we—should I bring the others—?” He stumbled a bit in the dust, nervous energy crackling off him like static.
The two of them disappeared toward the far edge of the field, the steady rhythm of Tobirama’s footsteps gradually swallowed by the chatter of wind and the faint sound of the village beyond.
Madara didn’t move.
He stood exactly where he was, face blank, jaw set, fists loose at his sides.
A few of the children murmured uncertainly. The woman, the one who had been at Tobirama’s shoulder earlier, made an awkward excuse about a prior engagement and slipped away.
That just left Izuna.
He strolled up to Madara with infuriating ease, hands folded behind his back, looking like he’d just watched a particularly entertaining stage play.
“Well,” he said brightly. “That was not subtle.”
Madara didn’t look at him.
Izuna tilted his head. “You planning on sweeping him off his feet with footwork like that? Because from where I was standing, it looked like you threw a temper tantrum and the Hokage’s brother at the same time.”
Still no answer.
Izuna gave a long, theatrical sigh. “You do know there are other ways to express your feelings, right? Like words. Letters. Gifting him a scroll with unnecessarily dramatic calligraphy.”
Madara finally turned his head, slow and deliberate.
“Izuna.”
“What?”
“Leave.”
Izuna held up his hands in mock surrender. “Fine, fine. Just saying. If I tried to suplex my crush in front of children, I’d at least bring snacks to apologize.”
He turned on his heel with a little whistle and sauntered off. Madara stayed where he was, the laughter from earlier long gone, the training field eerily quiet. Dust still hung in the air where Tobirama had stood.
---
“He’s unbelievable .”
Tobirama yanked off what remained of his light armor, jaw clenched, spine ramrod straight on the low bench just inside Mito’s greenhouse. It smelled faintly of herbs and damp soil, and he was already regretting coming here — not because it wasn’t peaceful, but because Mito had eyes. Sharp ones.
“Did he actually throw you?” she asked mildly, not looking up as she pulled a jar down from the shelf. “Or are you just dramatic when you’re bruised?”
“He threw me,” Tobirama snapped. “Deliberately. In front of the children.”
“Mm,” Mito hummed, clearly unimpressed. She popped open the jar and dipped two fingers inside, swirling the salve around before turning back to him. “Shirt off.”
He glared.
With a muttered curse, Tobirama pulled the fabric over his head and let it drop beside him. Mito clicked her tongue the moment she saw the bruising along his shoulder, back and side— dark, blooming purples and angry reds.
He wasn’t like Hashirama. Not everyone was blessed with magical healing abilities. His frame was leaner, less forgiving to impact. Mito dabbed the salve onto the worst of it with firm but practiced hands.
“You could’ve just walked away,” she said, tone casual.
“I did walk away,” Tobirama muttered. “After he body-slammed me in a public setting.”
“And you went into it thinking he wouldn’t try to humiliate you?” She arched a brow. “Honestly, you should know better.”
Tobirama hissed softly as she pressed into a tender spot. “He’s a clan leader. He’s not supposed to act like a petty child.”
“Well, you did provoke him by existing in proximity to a woman who touched your arm,” Mito said, deadpan.
He didn’t dignify that with a response.
He wasn’t stupid. He was a strategist. He knew how to read body language, tone, the sharp tilt of a jaw when someone was holding something back.
And Madara, for all his power and posture, had never been particularly subtle with his emotions. He smothered them, yes, buried them under layers of control. But he didn’t hide them well. Not from Tobirama. Not anymore.
Jealousy was a childish word. Too petty, too small.
Mito must have known he was rationalizing it all in his head. She smirked and moved to the next bruise.
“Why didn’t you just ask Hashirama to heal you? He’d have it done in seconds.”
“Because,” Tobirama bit out, “then I’d have to explain what happened.”
Mito paused. Looked at him over the rim of the jar.
“Ah,” she said, a little too knowingly. “So the bruises are fine. The questions, less so.”
Tobirama glared at the far wall. “I don’t need advice.”
“I didn’t say you did,” she replied smoothly, re-capping the salve. “But if you’re going to keep having emotionally charged wrestling matches with Uchiha Madara in public, you may want to work on your poker face. Or, at the very least, stretch first.”
He gave her a long, flat look.
Mito smiled sweetly. “You’re welcome.”
Tobirama rolled his eyes, then laid a palm over the bruise she hadn’t reached yet, the ones he actually could. A faint glow of healing chakra lit his fingertips — controlled, sharp-edged. He wasn’t too practiced at using it. Never really had to. But the ache was starting to settle into something worse, a reminder.
The door opened behind them with too much energy to be casual.
“I knew something was off,” Hashirama’s voice rang out, loud and unmistakably brotherly . “Kagami looked like someone had kicked his dog. Then Izuna said something about a ‘dramatic public suplex’ and I—”
He stopped short, eyes landing on Tobirama — shirtless, bruised, mid-heal. Mito, poised beside him with the salve. The entire room practically exhaled in judgment.
“Tobirama,” Hashirama said, voice suddenly very soft, very fatherly in that way Tobirama hated. “What happened?”
Tobirama didn’t look at him. “I’m fine.”
“You don’t look fine,” Hashirama said, frowning as he stepped closer. “Is that from the spar? Kagami said it was just a demonstration.”
Tobirama sighed. “It was supposed to be.”
Hashirama’s eyes narrowed. “Did Madara—?”
“ Yes, ” Mito cut in, smearing the last of the salve with more force than necessary. “Madara threw him. In front of a dozen children. I’m sure it was a deeply mature and constructive experience for everyone involved.”
Tobirama muttered, “It’s not a big deal.”
“Of course it is!” Hashirama said, clearly gearing up into full protective sibling mode now. “He threw you? That’s not how a demonstration works. That’s a challenge. That’s—”
“It’s done,” Tobirama interrupted, voice sharp enough to cut the air. “I don’t need a lecture. Or a war declaration.”
Hashirama frowned deeper. “I just—he’s your colleague. Your equal. If he’s pushing boundaries—”
Tobirama stood. Too fast. Mito stepped back just enough to let him pass, arms crossing with that look that said I’m staying out of this but also I’m judging all of you .
“He’s not the problem,” Tobirama said, voice low.
Hashirama blinked. “Then what is?”
For a moment, Tobirama didn’t answer. His jaw worked like he was grinding down a truth that refused to be swallowed. Then he shook his head.
“It doesn’t matter.”
Hashirama looked like he wanted to push. Really wanted to. But Mito cleared her throat, pointedly, and he caught himself.
Tobirama turned to leave, tugging his shirt back over his head with slow, stiff movements. Just before he stepped past them, he added, almost as an afterthought:
“If you talk to him, don’t mention this.”
Hashirama blinked. “I wasn’t going to—”
Tobirama looked at him. Hashirama’s mouth shut.
Tobirama nodded, then walked out.
Silence followed him.
Mito glanced at Hashirama, brow arched. “This is not going to end well.”
Hashirama ran a hand through his hair, visibly flustered.
“I don’t even know what this is.”
---
The Hyūga arrived with the kind of ceremonial precision Tobirama had come to expect from old clans. They were punctual, immaculately dressed, and moved with quiet discipline. People who considered posture a matter of honor.
The negotiation room was not the council chamber — intentionally so. Hashirama had suggested something smaller, less formal. A sunlit annex lined with paper screens and a long, low table, meant to feel more like a conversation than a treaty.
Tobirama, once again seated to Hashirama’s right, looked calm. Not at all like someone who had been thrown across a training field just a few days before. The bruises were gone — healed thoroughly by Hashirama’s chakra and not a small amount of persistent hovering. What remained was stiffness, and the a silence that was harder to mend.
Madara sat across the table, his posture deceptively relaxed, one leg crossed over the other. His expression was stoic, but his gaze drifted to Tobirama often. Too often. Each time, Tobirama looked elsewhere. Izuna lounged beside his brother with far too much amusement in his eyes for a diplomatic meeting.
At the opposite end of the table sat the Hyūga delegation. Clan head Hyūga Akihiro was a man in his late fifties, tall and composed, with hair pulled tightly into a knot and a regal bearing that made everything he said sound ten degrees more important than it was.
But it was the man beside him who drew attention.
His son, Hyūga Daiki, was younger than Tobirama by only a few years. He was tall, sharply handsome, with long dark hair tied at the nape and pale eyes that held the subtle gleam of quiet calculation. He wore his robes well and his smile even better.
And he was watching Tobirama like he was something worth studying. Or unwrapping.
Izuna noticed first. Of course he did. He leaned in toward Madara and whispered, just loud enough:
"Is it just me, or is tall, pale, and Byakugan-y over there practically undressing our favorite ice sculpture with his eyes?"
Madara's jaw flexed. He didn’t respond.
Hashirama cleared his throat. "Let’s begin."
Akihiro inclined his head. "We appreciate the opportunity. The Hyūga have watched the founding of this village with interest. Now that your infrastructure has proven stable, we are prepared to discuss terms of integration."
"We're honored," Hashirama said warmly. "And eager to welcome your strength."
Tobirama kept his eyes on the documents in front of him. He could feel Daiki watching him. His chakra was not so subtle either.
Daiki spoke next. "We've reviewed your academy structure. The shared learning model is... innovative. We do have concerns about bloodline security."
Tobirama glanced up. "All clans do. It's why protocols are under review. Sharing knowledge does not mean surrendering technique."
Daiki smiled faintly. "Then you understand the delicacy."
"Intimately," Tobirama replied, voice cool.
Izuna bit the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing.
Madara finally spoke, voice even. “Your clan’s ability to observe chakra pathways would be a strong addition to the village’s defenses. Especially if you’re willing to lend your support to border patrol efforts.”
Akihiro nodded. “We would be amenable to that. With proper representation in any deployment decisions.”
“Of course,” Hashirama said quickly, ever eager. “We want every clan to feel ownership in the village. We rise together, not in pieces.”
Madara’s eyes flicked toward Tobirama again. Tobirama didn’t return it.
Daiki, on the other hand, leaned forward slightly. “And what of the research wing?” he asked, tone light. “I’ve heard rumors of a developing jutsu archive. I assume there will be restrictions?”
“There will be tiers of clearance,” Tobirama replied, gaze still locked on the document in front of him. “No clan’s techniques will be forced into public access.”
Daiki’s smile was polite, but it lingered. “And what tier would you fall into, Lord Tobirama? I imagine very few doors remain closed to you.”
Tobirama didn’t look up. “Naturally. I created the system.”
Izuna snorted into his tea. Madara’s jaw twitched.
Daiki only chuckled softly. “I’m sure you did.”
The conversation continued. They talked about the sharing of resources, training oversight, the legalities of Byakugan usage in civil disputes, all the slow machinery of forming a long-term alliance. Hashirama did most of the speaking, though Tobirama stepped in whenever phrasing needed sharpening or someone got too comfortable with vagueness. Which was often.
And through it all, Daiki continued his campaign of subtle interest. A glance that lingered too long. A comment dressed as a compliment. A light brush of chakra, so smooth it must have been deliberate.
Tobirama ignored all of it. Mostly.
When the discussion began to wind down, Akihiro folded his hands. “These are acceptable terms. We’ll bring them to the clan for review, of course. But I see no reason why we can’t proceed to more formal discussions.”
“I’d like that,” Hashirama said, smiling. “In fact—if you're willing—we’d be honored to host your delegation tonight. A small celebration. No politics.”
Akihiro glanced toward his son, who gave a slight nod of approval. “That would be acceptable.”
Hashirama beamed. “Wonderful! We’ll make sure the kitchens are ready. I think they’re roasting sweetfish tonight—though don’t quote me on that,” he added quickly, already half out of his seat. “I’ll inform the staff. Tobirama, you’ll help coordinate seating, won’t you?”
“I’m not assigning chairs for a dinner,” Tobirama said flatly.
“You’re so good at logistics,” Hashirama insisted, already heading for the door with the momentum of someone who had decided everything was already settled. “It’ll be fine!”
Izuna leaned toward Madara once the Hokage disappeared down the hallway. “Does he think people want to sit next to Tobirama?”
“I don’t think he thinks at all,” Madara muttered, standing to follow.
---
The sun dipped low behind the Hokage monument, casting the village in soft amber light. Lanterns had been strung from beams overhead, casting flickers of gold across the floors of the reception hall. The air was thick with the scent of grilled fish, plum wine, and some kind of citrus glaze that had several of the younger Inuzuka loudly praising it.
Madara leaned against one of the support beams near the back of the room, a shallow dish of sake in hand, sleeves pushed up to his forearms. His cloak was gone, replaced by dark civilian robes. He looked, for once, like he belonged at a party.
That did not mean he was enjoying it.
His eyes were trained on one end of the room, where Tobirama stood stiffly at the edge of a low conversation circle. He wore navy robes with understated silver embroidery, the fabric sharp and clean. He looked, as always, like someone who had been dragged to a function against his will and was tolerating it purely out of social necessity.
And Daiki was there. Again.
Too close. Too casual.
Madara watched as Daiki leaned in to say something that made Tobirama blink slowly, like he was recalculating the minimum amount of social effort required to be polite.
The Hyūga heir had clearly taken the lack of a formal no as encouragement.
Madara drank his sake without tasting it.
---
Tobirama was halfway through refolding a napkin that didn’t need refolding when Daiki appeared at his side with two cups balanced in one hand.
“Lord Tobirama,” he said smoothly. “You look like someone in need of a rescue. Or a refill.”
Tobirama looked at the offered cup, then at him. “I don’t drink during diplomatic visits.”
“It’s a toast,” Daiki said. “To new alliances.”
Tobirama didn’t move. Daiki smiled, just a touch too knowing.
“Or is there someone else you’re waiting to drink with?”
Tobirama took the cup.
Daiki clinked his own against it gently, the sound soft. “To beginnings,” he said.
The brush of chakra that followed wasn’t accidental.
Across the room, Madara refilled his sake. And then refilled it again. Izuna, now seated on the edge of a low platform stacked with cushions, watched his brother with an expression that implied both amusement and deep concern, mostly amusement. He lifted his cup toward Madara.
“You’re brooding.”
“I’m drinking,” Madara said, voice low.
“You’re drinking while brooding. Which is worse. You’re going to end up saying something sharp and emotionally revealing, and then we’ll all have to pretend it didn’t happen.”
Madara didn’t answer. His eyes hadn’t moved. They were fixed on Daiki, who was now standing entirely too close. One hand lightly touched Tobirama’s sleeve — a gesture meant to look accidental but required precision and intent. Tobirama stiffened but didn’t pull away.
Daiki said something. Tobirama responded without looking at him.
The hand didn’t move. Madara set his cup down with a quiet clack .
Izuna blinked. “Don’t do anything stupid.”
Madara had already started walking.
“—so I said, if the Hokage’s brother won’t accept tea, I suppose I’ll have to offer dinner instead.”
Daiki’s voice was low, easy. Confident in the way of someone used to charming people. Tobirama did not look charmed. He looked like he was weighing the social consequences of throwing the man into a koi pond.
Before he could answer, a shadow fell across the table. Tobirama didn’t even turn his head.
“Lord Uchiha.”
“Hyūga,” Madara said, eyes fixed on Daiki. “I didn’t realize you were also interested in hosting diplomacy through flirtation.”
Daiki blinked, then smiled — a slow, unapologetic curve of the mouth. “I didn’t realize that was off-limits.”
“It isn’t,” Tobirama said quickly, stepping slightly between them. “Madara.”
Madara ignored him. “Some might consider your tactics unprofessional.”
Daiki’s eyes flicked, amused. “Some might consider your proximity a little possessive.”
Madara took one step forward.
Tobirama stepped in. “Lord Hyūga,” he said crisply, bowing just enough to be polite, not enough to be deferential. “I apologize for any discomfort. If you’ll excuse us, I need a word with my colleague.”
He caught Madara’s sleeve, firm but fast, and steered him toward the garden doors. Madara didn’t resist, but the tension in his shoulders said he wasn’t being led so much as redirected like a storm toward open ground. They didn’t stop until they were past the trellis, down the curved stone path behind the hall. Out of sight. Out of earshot. Just far enough that only the faint hum of music reached them.
Tobirama let go of his sleeve. The silence cracked between them like dry kindling.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” he snapped.
Madara didn’t answer.
“You think threatening anyone who talks to me—throwing me in front of a dozen children—hovering like some jealous specter every time someone breathes in my direction—is how you get my attention?”
Madara’s jaw was tight. “It worked.”
Tobirama stared at him.
“No,” he said. “It didn’t. It infuriated me. You made a public scene, humiliated me, undermined weeks of diplomatic effort, and now you’re making the Hyūga second-guess their welcome because you can’t stand to see someone speak to me without clenching your teeth—-
Tobirama’s breath was shallow, clipped. His voice was steady, sharp as wire, every word honed. Madara just stared at him, as if he was watching a dam crack. And then he leaned in.
Tobirama’s words died on his tongue. His lips parted, instinctive, mid-breath.
Madara kissed him. Urgent and unsteady, the kind of kiss fueled by frustration, alcohol, weeks, years of unresolved tension. A sharp, desperate thing with no grace.
Tobirama froze, everything seemed to still in that moment. Then his hand slid into the front of Madara’s robes and dragged him closer.
The second kiss was different. Hotter. Controlled in the way only Tobirama could manage, as if even now he was cataloguing weaknesses, testing angles, learning how Madara moved under pressure. Madara made a low sound in his throat, half growl. Tobirama pulled back just enough to breathe, eyes narrowed, lips wet and flushed.
“You’re drunk,” he muttered, assessing.
Madara smirked, breath ghosting against his cheek. “So are you.”
“I’m not.”
“You kissed me back.”
“You kissed me first.”
Madara leaned in again. This time Tobirama didn’t stop him.
They stumbled back a step, then another, until Madara had him braced against one of the wide wooden beams under the trellis. Hands found cloth, tugged robes loose. Tobirama’s fingers curled in Madara’s collar, dragging him in.
It was fast. Messy. Heat coiling in tight spaces. The sound of breath and friction and soft, surprised groans caught between them. Madara’s hand slid down, gripping the back of Tobirama’s thigh.
Tobirama bit his lower lip and tilted his head—
“OH—oh no—”
Both of them froze.
Hashirama stood a few feet away, eyes wide, mouth somewhere between shock and betrayal, and posture radiating the unmistakable energy of an older brother walking in on a very intimate mistake. One hand full of what might’ve been grilled skewers. The other flailed helplessly in the air.
Madara’s grip loosened, but he didn’t move away. Tobirama slowly turned his head, breathing a little too hard, face a little too flushed to look convincingly unbothered.
“What is going on?!” Hashirama barked, already moving forward, arms flailing with sheer disbelief. “Are you—are you—What are you doing?!”
Madara blinked. “It’s fairly obvious.”
“Madara don’t speak.” Tobirama scrubbed a hand down his face. “Anija—”
“Don’t you Anija me!” Hashirama exploded, pointing an accusatory finger like he was preparing to banish both of them from the continent. “I am occupied for a minute and you’re—What is this?! Under a trellis?!Is this—Is this a feud-based mating ritual?!”
Madara snorted. Possibly a laugh. Definitely a bad idea.
Hashirama spun on him. “And you! You threw him across a training field last week! And now you’re trying to kiss it better?!”
Tobirama muttered, “He's succeeding.”
“Do not encourage him!”
Hashirama was pacing now, one hand on his forehead, the other gesturing wildly at the garden, the trellis, the very existence of the situation.
And then, just as suddenly, he froze.
His head turned slowly—painfully—to face them again.
“This is a diplomatic occasion.”
He paused.
“This is a diplomatic occasion.” The words left him in a strangled whisper as his hands dropped in horror “Which means there are clan heads, advisors, and nobles inside. With eyes. And ears. And a significant interest in both of you not behaving like—like hormonally unstable teenagers in the garden.”
Tobirama exhaled through his nose, slow. “No one saw.”
“Do you know that?” Hashirama asked, voice rising an octave. “Do you know for sure that no one saw the Hokage’s brother making out with the head of the Uchiha clan under a decorative trellis with his hand halfway up his thigh?”
Madara coughed, badly disguising a laugh. Tobirama elbowed him.
Hashirama made a sound like he was being slowly throttled by the Will of Fire itself. “You cannot do this. Not here. Not now. You are symbols —do you understand that? You’re founders of this village, not side characters in some forbidden-lovers arc!”
Madara raised an eyebrow. “Would that make you the meddling guardian figure?”
“Yes!” Hashirama snapped. “It would! And you’re both grounded.”
Tobirama sighed. “I’m nearly thirty”
“Then act like it!” Hashirama hissed. “You can—whatever this is—later. With privacy. Doors. Walls. Preferably a suppression seal. But not at a state function!”
Another pause. He inhaled deeply, centering himself.
“I’m going back inside,” he said flatly. “To make sure the Hyūga don’t pull their alliance because their heir saw the Uchiha patriarch get handsy with the village’s chief tactician. You—both of you—fix your faces. And your robes.”
He turned. Stalked off.
Pointed backward without looking.
“I mean it. Not a minute longer than necessary!”
They stood there in silence, the air thick with lingering heat and secondhand embarrassment. Somewhere back in the reception hall, music resumed, the soft lilt of strings, the murmur of conversation, someone laughing too loudly over too much sake.
Madara was the first to break it.
“…Who would’ve thought he’d be the responsible one.”
Tobirama gave him a sideways look, sharp and unimpressed. “He’s the Hokage.”
Madara shrugged. “Still.”
They both stared at the trellis for a beat too long. Madara adjusted the front of his robes, trying and failing to look casual about it. Tobirama straightened his collar with clipped, precise fingers like he was warding off the idea that he’d ever been disheveled.
“I shouldn’t have thrown you.”
Tobirama blinked. Turned to him fully this time. “Excuse me?”
“At the training ground,” Madara said stiffly. The words sounded like they were being dragged out one syllable at a time, pried loose from some internal fortress. “I… overreacted. It was stupid.”
Tobirama stared. “That’s the apology?”
“I acknowledged it was stupid.”
“That’s not the same thing.”
Madara’s jaw flexed. “I don’t do this often.”
“Apologize?”
“Talk,” Madara said, voice dry. “Like this. With… feelings.”
Tobirama snorted softly, but it wasn’t unkind. “You’re doing terribly.”
Madara nodded once. “I know.”
There was a pause, but it wasn’t awkward. Tobirama glanced back toward the glow of the reception hall. Then to the ground. Then, finally, to Madara. “You’re lucky I know how to read you.”
Madara smirked faintly. “I’m luckier than most.”
Tobirama arched an eyebrow. “Don’t push it.”
The garden air had cooled slightly, the evening breeze curling around the edges of the trellis like it was trying to erase the heat that had lived there a moment ago.
Madara rolled his shoulders. “We should go back in.”
Tobirama adjusted the last fold of his robe. “Yes. Before Hashirama has an aneurysm.”
Madara stepped beside him, matching his stride as they turned back toward the reception hall.
Just before they reached the threshold, Tobirama glanced sideways, voice low. “Next time you want my attention… use your words.”
Madara didn’t look at him, but the corner of his mouth curled.
“I’ll try.”
---
The Hyūga negotiations had gone surprisingly well.
The terms had been accepted, the clan heads had nodded in approval, and no one had stormed out mid-sentence which, by the standards of inter-clan diplomacy, counted as a resounding success. Now, with the ink still drying and the political theater momentarily paused, the founders had gathered again. This time, not for council or crisis, but for what Hashirama had insisted be called a celebratory dinner.
The dining room was tucked near the edge of the Hokage’s residence, quiet and warm. Sliding paper screens were drawn back to let in the spring breeze, which carried with it the faint scent of wisteria and rain-damp earth. The spread was generous — grilled river fish, lotus root glazed in citrus, pickled plum, braised pork, and an almost suspicious number of mochi dishes. Clay bottles of warm sake steamed gently beside mismatched cups. The entire setup reeked of Hashirama’s overeager planning and Mito’s reluctant efficiency.
The clink of chopsticks echoed softly through the room, undercut by the occasional whistle of wind outside.
And around the table, in carefully arranged symmetry that no one dared comment on, sat five of the most powerful shinobi in the world, a little too quiet. A little too composed.
Which, for anyone who knew them, meant absolute chaos was imminent.
Hashirama cleared his throat, enough to be heard over the otherwise peaceful sound of shared silence and restrained chewing.
“It’s nice,” he said, tone breezy and completely disingenuous, “when things go according to plan. When people behave predictably. Rationally. Professionally.”
Tobirama didn’t look up from his rice.
Madara took a slow sip of sake.
Mito blinked once, then resumed pouring herself a measured half-cup. Izuna, who had just taken a bite of pork, narrowed his eyes slightly, suspicious.
Hashirama went on: “I mean, for instance — diplomacy. It’s so rewarding when everyone sticks to verbal negotiations. Really makes you appreciate restraint.”
Mito hummed. “We’re still talking about the Hyūga, right?”
“Oh, of course,” Hashirama said, smiling so hard it was almost a threat. “It’s just... comforting, knowing that our founding members can be trusted to maintain a certain level of composure. During formal events. With guests.”
There was a small, sharp pause. Tobirama suddenly found his cup very interesting.
Madara adjusted the sleeve of his robe, a movement so slow it might have been meant to pass as boredom.
Izuna tilted his head. “Why are you saying that like someone threw a kunai through a peace banner?”
“No one threw anything,” Hashirama said quickly. Too quickly. “Just reflecting. On decorum. And boundaries. And how wonderful it is when people don’t cross them.”
Mito gave him a sidelong look. “Is this about the Hyūga heir asking Tobirama for tea?”
Tobirama closed his eyes.
“I’m not judging,” Hashirama said, still smiling, “Tea is lovely. Just as long as it stays tea. ”
“I didn’t have tea with him,” Tobirama muttered.
“Oh, no, of course not,” Hashirama said, waving a hand. “That would require consent, communication, and not vanishing into a courtyard for forty minutes and missing your Hokage’s speech!”
Madara didn’t even look at him.
“It was either that,” he said smoothly, “or start a war with the Hyūga heir in front of the rice table.”
There was a beat of silence.
Then Izuna blinked. Turned slowly toward Mito.
Mito, who had paused mid-pour, looked back at him.
Their eyes met. A brief, shared moment of understanding passed between them.
“Oh,” Mito said aloud.
Izuna grinned, sharp and delighted. “ Oh. ”
Hashirama let out a groan and buried his face in both hands. Mito tilted her head, voice deceptively mild.
“That’s why you were both missing.”
“I was not—” Tobirama started, but Madara cut in.
“Well, I wasn’t alone.”
Hashirama’s chair nearly toppled as he shot to his feet. “Madara!”
Madara leaned back just a little, calm as the surface of a lake. “Don’t start with me, Senju. Your brother’s an adult. Who he chooses to spend time with is his business!”
Tobirama pinched the bridge of his nose. “This is deeply beneath all of us.”
“You’re not helping,” Hashirama snapped, turning on him. “You let it happen! Whatever ridiculous tryst—”
“Tryst?” Madara echoed, voice suddenly a lot less smooth and a lot more sharp. “That’s what you think this is?”
“I think it’s completely inappropriate!”
“You’re out of line,” Madara said, tone flat and low.
“I’m family,” Hashirama shot back. “That puts me exactly in line.”
Madara’s eyes flicked to Tobirama, who was studiously examining a very unlucky grain of rice in his bowl like he could teleport through it.
“I think you’re projecting your personal discomfort because you can’t stand the idea that someone other than you might mean something to him.”
Hashirama’s face went red. “Don’t you dare make this about—”
“Oh no,” Mito muttered into her tea.
“—he is my brother —”
“And he’s not property.”
The table had gone silent. Even the warm clatter of serving dishes had stilled, like the food itself was too polite to intrude. Tobirama, still seated, still composed, slowly set down his cup with surgical precision.
“You are all,” he said with excruciating calm, “so loud.”
Hashirama’s mouth opened. Tobirama raised a hand.
“No. I don’t want rebuttals. Or interpretations. Or commentary from the gallery,” he added with a glance at Izuna, who was half-raising his sake cup like a man watching theatre.
Tobirama stood. Adjusted his sleeves. Straightened the lay of his robe.
“This has been inefficient and embarrassing. I’m ending it.”
Mito arched a brow. “Ending what, exactly?”
Tobirama turned to Madara. “Uchiha Madara,” he said, with all the clarity and conviction of a tactical report. “If you are serious about your interest, I am prepared to enter a formal courtship. Publicly. With full transparency, as outlined by our intra-clan relational bylaws. Including dinner.”
Izuna made a strangled sound that was half gasp, half laughter.
“Assuming,” Tobirama continued, unfazed, “you are capable of said dinner without provoking a diplomatic incident or my brother’s cardiac arrest.”
For a brief moment no one moved.
Slowlu, deliberately, Madara rose from his seat. His posture was as composed as ever, but his expression had shifted. Softer at the edges. Almost amused. Something sharp and fond flickered just beneath the surface as he looked at Tobirama like he was both the beginning and the end of a very long, very satisfying argument. A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, entirely unwise.
“I accept,” he said, voice quiet and even. “Though I’ll need a copy of those bylaws. For review.”
Tobirama gave a short, approving nod. “I’ll have them sent by morning. Annotated.”
Hashirama looked between them, horrified. “You can’t be serious—Tobirama— Madara —this is—!”
“Resolved,” Tobirama said, reclaiming his seat. “Finally.”
Hashirama looked like he’d been spiritually steamrolled. His mouth opened, closed, opened again, and then settled into a grim, thousand-yard stare over the mochi platter.
Then Izuna, bright-eyed and gleeful, lifted his sake cup high. “Well. In the spirit of diplomacy and terrifying emotional efficiency…”
He raised his cup toward them with a grin. “To the courtship.”
Mito took a sip, perfectly dry. “May the bylaws protect us all.”
Madara tapped his cup lightly against Tobirama’s. Tobirama didn’t say anything.
But he smiled a little, sharp at the edges. And then he drank.
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Two days later, the Hyūga sent a formal inquiry to the Hokage's office.
A respectful, elegantly phrased letter.
Was inter-clan courtship to be considered a new diplomatic pathway? And if so, would the Hyūga be receiving a schedule for eligible Senju?
They received a reply the following morning. From Tobirama.
It was seventeen lines long, annotated in the margins, and ended with a postscript in red ink that read simply:
“Absolutely not.”
The rest of the council didn’t bring it up again. At least not where he could hear.