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Nahyuta
@khurainspride
Can't believe I'm forced to share breathing space with that pathetic man of black and white.
Holy Mother, give me strength before I send him to Bahlgilpo'kon.
Blackbird Jin
@Blackened_Quill
Believe me, I'd take on the challenge right now, winter's bloody freezing. Besides, good luck getting close. Taka's trained at swooping.
Nahyuta
@khurainspride
I believe you're simply annoying for no reason, other than to simply be a distraction to everyone else left within our office.
Blackbird Jin
@Blackened_Quilll
Yet I believe you're just a twat in religious clothing.
May death's kiss leave visible teeth marks, against your very neck.
Nahyuta
@khurainspride
May the Holy Mother curse you and your bird for a thousand years, you scoundrel. 🙏
Nahyuta
@khurainspride
Also, may death's kiss linger all over you, marking each part of you seperately for death. 🙏
Chief Miles G. Edgeworth
@ChiefProsecJPNIFA
1/3 - Can we not start a war in the prosecutor's office again. Clean-up was enough of a headache, without rubbing both of your noses in it.
Chief Miles G. Edgeworth
@ChiefProsecJPNIFA
2/3 - Also unfortunately, I have experienced Taka's swooping habit. They've ruined the paperwork on my desk
several times now.
Chief Miles G. Edgeworth
@ChiefProsecJPNIFA
3/3 - Next time that happens, Blackquill, you're sorting it all by hand.
Wright Anything Agency
@TheWrightAgency
SERIOUSLY CAN HE STOP SWOOPING AT ME MID-TRIAL. HORRIFIC. WHY DOES EVERYONE TORTURE ME IN COURT.
- Phoenix Wright
Chief Miles G. Edgeworth
@ChiefProsecJPNIFA
Due to personal reasons, I will be stepping away from work, and the internet until early January.
If you need to reach me, please contact @TheGummiestShoe.
Det. Gumshoe! 🔎
@TheGummiestShoe
no problem sir! take care of yourself okay pal?
Small Medium in a Large Robe
@FeyrMePunyMortal
Hope you're okay man, you got my digits if you need someone to reach.
Small Medium in a Large Robe
@FeyrMePunyMortal
fucking come back this time, okay?
none of us can handle that again. love you.
Photos By Hart inc.
@LottasPhotography
KYS Mr. Edgeworth! <3
Det. Gumshoe! 🔎
@TheGummiestShoe
What the actual hell. No damn heart left in the heartland nowadays, pal.
Expected better from you, Ms. Hart.
Photos By Hart inc.
@LottasPhotography
What? I'm telling him to keep yourself safe!
My momma taught me that acroynym, thank ya kindly.
Wright Anything Agency
@TheWrightAgency
LOTTA WHAT THE FUCK. - Phoenix Wright
Photos By Hart inc.
@LottasPhotography
WHY IS EVERYONE MAD AT ME? I'M TELLING HIM TO KEEP HIMSELF SAFE. LIKE, DAMN.
Small Medium in a Large Robe
@FeyrMePunyMortal
fucking christ lotta. didn't realise how much you hated him.
Photos By Hart inc.
@LottasPhotography
I DON'T! I SCREWED UP!
MY MOTHER TOLD ME SOME DAMN BULL AND I BELIEVED HER, HOOK LINE AND SINKER.
Whipholder Franziska
@VonKarmaChameleon
Delete this tweet now, Lotta Hart. This is past simple foolish behaviour; this is unbecoming of you.
Evil must reside in your heart, for you to tweet this.
Photos By Hart inc.
@LottasPhotography
I'm sorry ma'am.
I'm deleting the tweet.
Wright Anything Agency
@TheWrightAgency
We're here for you any time of the year! We wish you a festive holiday season, and hope you have a great new year. And if it doesn't go well, we can still represent you!
Wright Anything Agency
@TheWrightAgency
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Blackbird Jin
@Blackened_Quill
I'm dealing with a Khura'inese child, in his mid-twenties. What the hell made him even decide to come to America, just to prosecute...? #bitchquill
Whipholder Franziska
@VonKarmaChameleon
I've seen the footage of him in court.
Believe me, I was much better behaved as a child, than your newest prosecutor. That also applies to Miles Edgeworth, the fool.
Chief Miles G. Edgeworth
@ChiefProsecJPNIFA
I remember the riding crop. It's hard to tell if you truly were, compared to him.
I do take offense to you, insulting me though.
Whipholder Franziska
@VonKarmaChameleon
Good. That was the goal, and I shall do it again.
Your Therapist in Law
@TheCykesIsIn
oh my god you're such a child, stop throwing your toys out of the stroller.
Blackbird Jin
@Blackened_Quill
pram.* Also, shut up.
Your Therapist in Law
@TheCykesIsIn
hahahaha, how does the american spelling piss you off more than the call-out?
🎸 Klavier 🎸
@GavinnerInLaw
das ist gut, you've stopped bitching out loud in your office, and just started the subtweeting.
Blackbird Jin
@Blackened_Quill
I'll burn your guitars worse than your last concert.
🎸 Klavier 🎸
@GavinnerInLaw
you don't have to be an arschloch about it. 🙄