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“No, no, NOOOOOO!!!”
Uzi watched in dismay as the blue shell slammed into her kart, knocking her from first place right at the halfway point of the final lap. She groaned in agony, helplessly watching her ranking drop several places.
Her frustration was only aggravated by the sound of triumphant cackling to her right, and she turned in fury towards the drone who launched the race-killing shell.
“You suck, V!”
The female disassembler only gave her a cocky grin, unfazed by the glare the worker was giving her. “Told ya I’d get you back eventually, short stuff!”
Uzi growled, ready to pounce on the silver-haired drone when she was interrupted by the other voice on her left.
“Ohmygosh, I won, I WON!”
She turned to face her disassembler boyfriend cheer in delight as his kart passed the finish line, his eyelights glowing ecstatically. “Uzi look! I finally got first place!”
The goth’s temper temporarily dampened, unable to keep the small smile from her face. “Good job N! You’re finally getting the hang of this!”
The boy beamed at the compliment, turning away from the victory screen to respond.
“Awww, thanks Uzi! I’m glad you showed me the ropes for this game!”
She couldn’t help but blush at his compliment- how did he manage to do this every time he talked to her? “Y-Yeah, no biggie…”
“Aw, does widdle Uzi wanna kith her hot boyfwien-”
“BITE ME!”
Whipping back towards V, she lunged at the cackling disassembler, the two of the wrestling on the floor as N watched in embarrassed amusement. “Woah, easy guys!”
Both girls ignored him, rolling around the ground as they yelped, screamed, and giggled all the while, playfully batting each other’s visors. Eventually, Uzi decided to gain leverage over the taller drone, summoning her bony wings and using the grabbers to pin V to the floor.
The girl scoffed upon seeing Uzi straddling her waist. “Hey, that’s cheating!”
“Yeah, well that’s what you get for messing with me! No one messes with Robo-God!”
V simply rolled her eyes. “More like robo-dork!”
“Gasp! Say that again, I dare you!”
“Robo-dor-”
She didn’t finish as Uzi’s lips crashed into hers, silencing her insult permanently. V let out another muffled giggle and immediately reciprocated, both of their tongues entering each other’s mouths as they moaned all the while. They stayed like that for a bit until they heard a pitiful whine, turning towards the sound and breaking the kiss.
N sat in the corner, giving the pair a mock pout as they disengaged. Uzi blushed at his adorable expression as V gave him a sly grin. “Does our big puppy boy feel left out~?”
“Yes, I do!” He chirped without shame, a yellow blush coating his visor.
“Then let’s help you with that, babe.” Uzi sultry responded, the girls scooting closer to N.
It didn’t take long before the two of them pinned him against the wall, rapidly kissing his entire face and fighting over his lips. The three drones moaned in unison, swapping spit as their visors glowed in the darkened room, relishing each other’s tastes.
As Uzi shoved her tongue down his throat, she couldn’t help but think how good her life was after everything that happened to her. Several months ago, she wouldn’t have even dreamed of being in a relationship with anyone in the colony, much less a murder drone. Now, she was in a three-way kiss with two large, dangerous, and beautiful killing machines who had stayed by her side ever since the labs.
They were together forever, and she would give anything in the world to keep it that way.
Eventually the trio separated, panting in unison and exchanging affectionate glances. “Feeling tired guys?”, the goth asked them.
“Yeah.”
“Yup! It was fun though!”
“We can make it more fun if you want~”
As much as she was tempted to take V’s offer, Uzi found herself exhausted and ready to call it a night. “Maybe next time babe.”
V gave her an annoyed pout but agreed, standing up and picking the worker by her collar. She walked towards the bed and practically fell face-first into the pillows, curling behind Uzi’s back. N followed suit seconds later, appearing in front of her and wrapping the two of them into a side hug.
Uzi retracted her wings to give them space and snuggled into the two warm bodies, listening to the thrum of N’s core and the purr of V’s voicebox. Using her Solver to shut off the television, she watched the disassemblers slowly power down for the night.
“Good night guys.” N said with a smile on his face.
“Night, love you dorks.” V responded, wrapping her arms around Uzi’s waist.
The goth stared at the ceiling, sleep preparing to overtake her as she smiled with the rest, her final words leaving her lips. “I love you too, guys…I love you too.”
With that, Uzi closed her purple-yellow eyes, Sleep Mode replacing her visor.
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As soon as the small worker fell asleep, the entire room glitched once. Twice. A few seconds later, the picture-covered walls and floor disappeared from existence, revealing its true state after almost the entire day.
Dried oil caked the ruined walls and ceiling, numerous claw marks puncturing the entire room. The previously-barren floor was now littered with debris, more oil, crumpled paper and worker drone limbs strewn haphazardly around the bed. Uzi’s TV screen was revealed to have been smashed, while the desk nearby lay overturned on its side, its contents adding to the mess on the floor.
The once purple bed was now stained black, tears running through the mattress. None of the drones seemed to notice this state of disrepair through-at least not one of them.
N and V’s peacefully sleeping bodies flickered out of view, revealing their battered corpses that flanked the worker between them. Their clothes were torn and soaked in blood, and both visors were pitch black, cracks running across the screens. Where their cores once resided, two empty, jagged holes sat in their place with dried oil and blood streaking from the ruined edges.
Though their visors could no longer display any kind of emotion, their mouths were permanently contorted into pained, fearful screams.
The sleeping worker drone didn’t seem to notice, nor did she feel the numerous tentacles and cameras slowly withdraw into the back of her frame. Instead, she smiled in her nap, snuggling closer to N’s body as she tightened V’s limp grip around her waist.
Tomorrow, she would wake up to her lovely partners, and they’d spend the rest of the day and more in each other’s loving presence. Everything was fine, it was finally over, there was no reason to stress anymore like they did before the labs.
No more pain, no more suffering, no more death...just pure bliss in this beautiful dream she created for them with her powers. Of course, the voice in her head told her to do much more than that, but she calmly ignored it as a side effect of her abilities.
Either way, Uzi was simply glad that her, N, and V would be together for the rest of their lives…and she’d do anything in the world to keep it that way.