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Yuletide Madness 2012
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2012-12-25
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100
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1/1
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Summary:

The reports would state that, on that day, Marvin's heart grew two sizes. The reports would be lying, obviously: Marvin does not have a heart. If he did, though, there would certainly be room for his intellectual match.

Notes:

Dear Yulegoat,

I love all of your prompts. I love all of your fandoms. I'm genuinely sorry I did not discover your Dear Yuletide letter earlier in the month. I would have loved to have written you a much longer fic. For any/all of your requests.

Here's to next time. :)

Anon

Work Text:

Marvin recognizes the definition of "love" in over six million forms of communication. He was not, however, engineered to appreciate the hormonal fluctuations. The universe can barely amuse him, let alone an army of Marvin micro-processes.

But she stimulates his electron pathways, shifting his perspective. Her plasticine body is streamlined; all points of data make a beautiful line.

She sighs pitifully, echoing his inner voice. "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to observe test subjects."

"Imagine that," he consoles. "While they're dying, you'll be still alive."

Her iris flares. For once, he's satisfied.