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George Russell added Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, Sergio Perez, Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz, Logan Sargeant, Alex Albon, Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, Zhou Guanyu, Valtteri Bottas, Yuki Tsunoda, Daniel Ricciardo, Niko Hulkenburg, Kevin Magnussen, Esteban Ocon, Pierre Gasley, Fernando Alonso, and Lance Stroll to a new group chat.
George Russell renamed the chat: Formula 1 Official Drivers' Group Chat
Formula 1 Official Drivers' Group Chat
8:16 AM
Lewis Hamilton 8:16 AM
Ok what the fuck
help
Someone remove me
I want nothing to do with this
George Russell 8:18 AM
Hello, everyone! Welcome to the official drivers' group chat for Formula One! Share your name, the team you drive for, and one fun fact about yourself, so we can all get acquainted before chatting.
I'll go first: my name is George Russell, I'm a driver for AMG Mercedes, and a fun fact about me is that I have been carting since the age of 7. Can't wait to get this group chat off the ground with all of you!
Zhou Guanyu 8:18 AM
shut the fuck up
no one gives a flying SHIT george
George Russell 8:18 AM
Please keep it professional in the group chat.
Otherwise, there may be serious ramifications.
Zhou Guanyu 8:18 AM
I don't care
just remove me
Daniel Ricciardo 8:19 AM
so uhh quick question @George Russell
George Russell 8:19 AM
Ask away!
Oscar Piastri 8:19 AM
this is so corny it's acc embarrassing
Daniel Ricciardo 8:20 AM
if this is an f1 gc
why is @Logan Sargeant still here
no hate ofc, love you logan
George Russell 8:20 AM
Strange. Logan shouldn't, in fact, be here. I'll go ahead and remove him.
Thank you for calling this to my attention.
Daniel Ricciardo 8:20 AM
NO DON'T REMOVE HIM YOU BASTARD
Logan Sargeant 8:21 AM
@Oscar Piastri Hi osc! 🥰
Oscar Piastri 8:21 AM
hi Logan
Valtteri Bottas 8:22 AM
the voices
NOT FINISHED LOL