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Part 7 of 🖤Murder Drones🩶
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Group Chat Shenanigans (Hell)

Summary:

Uzi, N, V, Thad, Tessa, Cyn, Lizzy, J, and Doll all have a group chat. Havoc (hell) follows.

 

Now, this fic contains characters from SMG4, Lackadaisy, and the other Glitch shows. Hell still follows them.

Notes:

I’ve seen a fair amount of Jeaney Collects videos, so quite a few of these chapters will be inspired from them. I recommend you check the videos out.

Uzi: L’il_Bat.
V: VwV (gonna change).
N: CaptainBiscuit.
Cyn: Cynnamoroll.
Tessa: Asset.
J: J (for now).
Lizzy: Lizbean.
Doll: Dolly.
Thad: TBCooper.

TC=TwitchCon.

ETA: this started off as a Murder Drones chatfic but eventually added many other characters from different shows. Good luck!!

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Candles

Notes:

The original Reddit user who posted what inspired this is Prince_Edward_IV.

This is a human AU, and everyone is 18 because that is how old you need to be to hold the puppies at Petco (I dunno, it’s a meme).

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

3:04 A. M.


L’il_Bat: v you will not believe what happened while I was at tc 

 

VwV: What? Also, fix my name, it’s so stupid

 

L’il_Bat: later
L’il_Bat: okay so i came home from tc to find the whole house smelling like bacon
L’il_Bat: remember how i once said that i found n and cyn collecting bacon grease in a jar for months

 

VwV: Maybe

 

L’il_Bat: I CAME BACK FROM TC TO FIND THAT THEY MADE BACO CANDLES
L’il_Bat: FEICKIN BACOM CAMDLRS V
L’il_Bat: THE QHOLE HOUSE SNLLED LOKE BACON
L’il_Bat: N CANE OIT AND SAID THAT I CAMT SNEKL HIS SHIR BC HE MASE BACOM CANDLWS
L’il_Bat: the smell hasnt gone away
L’il_Bat: its been a week and the house still smells like bacon
L’il_Bat: dad said the outside air SMELLS FUNNY 
L’il_Bat: BC OF FHE FYCKIN ABSENCE OF BACON

 

VwV: Damn, that sucks
VwV: Or I’m happy for you
VwV: Either way, lol

 

L’il_Bat: really v? really? bite me

Notes:

Poor N, he’s definitely not gonna have a good time.

N and Cyn are twins here, and everyone is out of high school/in college and 18 and above (Thad is 18; Uzi, V, N, and Cyn are 19; Tessa, J, Doll, and Lizzy are 20).

ETA: everyone ages throughout this fic, albeit birthdays aren’t really focused on. I still don’t know what I’m doing, lol.