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Damian Hubbard has created a groupchat
Janis Imi’ike has changed the group name to “what the fuck is this”
Damian Hubbard has changed the group name to “Gay Losers Association”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Damian Hubbard” to “beyoncé”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Janis Imi’ike” to “teeny tiny lesbian”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Regina George” to “HBIC”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Gretchen Wieners” to “fetch”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Karen Shetty” to “sexy 🐭”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Cady Heron” to “caddy”
Damian Hubbard has changed “Aaron Samuels” to “whipped”
1:02 pm
beyoncé: hello my favorite queeeeers
teeny tiny lesbian: man what is this..
teeny tiny lesbian: and i am NOT tiny
HBIC: says the teeny tiny lesbian
teeny tiny lesbian: regina maybe YOU’RE the obsessed one.
HBIC: nuh uh
fetch: hi everyone 🤗
whipped: Why is this my name?
beyoncé: come on aaron. you literally took a gap year for cady..
whipped: I took a gap year to have fun!
caddy: wait what :(
whipped: Shhhh I’m trying to prove something.
beyoncé: see exactly
beyoncé: anyways!! idk where karen is, has anyone seen her
fetch: she’s eating cheese in the kitchen
HBIC: gretchen…we agreed not to let her near cheese
fetch: …
fetch: OH SHIT
teeny tiny lesbian: HUH??????
caddy: why can’t she have cheese..?
HBIC: okay so last time she had cheese, she started biting people
sexy 🐭: cheese makes me hurt people
teeny tiny lesbian: oh..
beyoncé: that is terrifying, she can spell.
fetch: give her a few minutes, i’m gonna make her take a nap
whipped: man wtf
beyoncé: even aaron is shook omg
HBIC: yea, so just warning, do not ever leave cheese in sight of karen. please.
1:57
sexy 🐭: helo evyroene
fetch: hi kare!!
beyoncé: guessing she just woke up from her nap?
sexy 🐭: yessss how ded u knuw?
beyoncé: just a guess!
2:32
teeny tiny lesbian: don’t ever show up to cady’s house unannounced.
caddy: I SAID I WAS SORRY
HBIC: the hell happened with you two
whipped: Janis used the spare key and walked in on Cady and I making out…
HBIC: oh jesus christ
HBIC: maybe we should get revenge @teeny tiny lesbian
HBIC deleted a chat
beyoncé: holy fuck
whipped: …
caddy: oh!!!
fetch: GINA
sexy 🐭: 😧
teeny tiny lesbian: what happened