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The Goats
[Kick added 5 people to group]
Kick: Tell them your brilliant idea Hesh.
Hesh: …Who is in this chat?
Merrick: I assume this can only end in a disaster.
Logan: What’s the idea Hesh?
Hesh: Okay this is 3 people, who’s the last two added?
Merrick: People who are smart to not open this chat.
Kick: TELL THEM YOUR IDEA!
Hesh: FINE! Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?
Keegan: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
Hesh: YOU HAVE THE SERGEANT IN HERE!?
Kick: Yes! He’s my bestie!
Logan: You’re worried about the Sergeant (Keegs) here but not our Captain (Merrick)???
Hesh: Merrick at least has a personality and talks!
Keegan: I should feel offended, yet you’re kinda right.
Elias: It is 4’00 in the morning. What the hell are you all on?
Kick: DRUGS (Skittles+GTA5)
Keegan: Insomnia.
Merrick: Work.
Logan: Keegan
Hesh: Instagram mostly.
Kick: Wait what-? Logan!??
Logan: Gn :)
