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Dream’s little Swappy boo boo bear: …
Ink is so cool: dude what do you wan
Dream’s little Swappy boo boo bear: Dream called me a himbo… :,(
Bananananananana: ur the one who fucking changed my name to this u slut ur not my bear anymore.
Ink is so cool: OOOOH HE USED THE PERIOD DREAM DON LIKE U NO MORE
“Bananananananana” changed “Dream’s little Swappy boo boo bear” to “Himbo”
“Himbo” changed “Bananananananana” to “Slutty hypocrite”
Ink is so cool: oh shit they’re really going after eachothe
Slutty hypocrite: I har you
Himbo: har
Slutty hypocrite: HATE******
Ink is so cool: hehe
Slutty hypocrite: kys
Ink is so cool: :’(
Himbo: Dreamy I’m sorry now pls take me back
Slutty hypocrite: Gay gay homosexual gay
Himbo: I”M SORYY
Slutty hypocrite: Suck my penis.
Himbo: Okay!!!! Coming!!
Ink is so cool: WOAH- something tells me that swap won’t be the only one coming…
Himbo: Oop- My bro is giving me weird looks because of how aggressively i am typing I think he thinks I have a gf ew
Slutty hypocrite: Shut the fuck up
Himbo: WHy are you being so mean today :,’(
Slutty hypocrite: Sorry I’m done we need to deal with that bullshit Nightmare is attempting to pull currently.
Ink is so cool: oh yeahhhh swap are you coming?
Himbo: Yeah but Papyrus fr thinks I’m in a secret relationship with some chick or smth wtf
Slutty hypocrite: Lmao
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Ink is so cool: Hey guys?
Slutty hypocrite: Yeah
Himbo: No.
Ink is so cool: wdym no??? /gen
Himbo: Whatever bull you tryna pull I’m good
Ink is so cool: awwwww
Slutty hypocrite: Lol what was it?
Ink is so cool: I was gonna release a swarm of flesh-eating moths onto error’s antivoid but swappy boo said no :’C
Himbo: Ink jesus
Ink is so cool: youre right IAM the ink jesus imma do iut
Slutty hypocrite: Jesus of typos then maybe
Himbo: sorry I meant, Ink, jesus
Ink is so cool: whatever I’m taking it as whatever I want to take it as hoe
Himbo: Guysss I thought you said you would stoppp slut shaming me (；´д｀) ゞ
Slutty hypocrite: You quite literally changed my name to it I will not stop
Himbo: Not my fault whore
Slutty hypocrite: Istg you’re sleeping on the couch
Himbo: WAht nooooo Dreamy I love you~~~~
Slutty hypocrite: haTE you.
Ink is so cool: emooooooo /nsrs
Slutty hypocrite: Swap is emo /srs
Himbo: ermmm nuh uh
Ink is so cool: erm is crazy
Slutty hypocrite: Oh my god do you guys want to go to that new restaurant that opened
Ink is so cool: omg wait yes
Himbo: not really but okay
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Slutty hypocrite: Where did you guys go???
Ink is so cool: i’m cornered lmao
Himbo: lollll loser
Ink is so cool: where are you???
Himbo: I’ve been kidnapped lmao
Slutty hypocrite: Again?!
Himbo: It’s just Error this time lol don’t worry we basically go to a coffee shop and hang out for three days before he lets me go
Ink is so cool: Uhm, HELP???
Slutty hypocrite: Stfu Ink the adults are talking
Ink is so cool: I’m fr gonna die and you’re gonna be so sad /hj
Himbo: I literally can’t sorry boo
Ink is so cool: :,c
Slutty hypocrite: You literally can’t even die
Ink is so cool: oh yeah
Ink is so cool: I’m gonna fuck these guys up hold on
Himbo: He’s fr gonna actually die
Slutty hypocrite: Yeah probably this is why I make him keep his tracking on for me
Himbo: Probably a good idea
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Ink is so cool: hey swap it’s been a week are you still w/ error?
Himbo: lol yeah kinda
Ink is so cool: wdym kinda??
Himbo: Well, I’ve been back to my AU a bunch of times with Error and we’ve been AU hopping like newly weds on a honeymoon but I can technically go wherever I want
Slutty hypocrite: Whore
Himbo: Did you seriously just come on to say that to me Dream-
Himbo: DREAM WHAT HAPPENED TO US???
Ink is so cool: Dream’s actually being emo about you being kidnapped can you come back we miss you :’CC
Himbo: Probably, Imma tell Error
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Himbo: Does anyone know what happened to Dream?
Ink is so cool: literally no idea
Himbo: Huh, he’s not been responding to me lately
Ink is so cool: Well you’d be able to keep your eyes on him if you weren’t constantly in your AU o(≧口≦)o
Himbo: HEY THOSE ARE MY THINGS YOU CAN”T JUST STEAL THEM
Ink is so cool: yes I can >:3
Himbo: noooo the cutesy faces are my thinggggg
Ink is so cool: ヽ(๑╹ڡ╹๑)ﾉ
Slutty hypocrite: Guys wtf chill I’m with Lust at a bar-
Himbo: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Ink is so cool: ¬‿¬
Slutty hypocrite: Screw you guys wtf
Himbo: Hey Ink wanna bang?
Ink is so cool: ???
Himbo: Mb that just slipped out.
Ink is so cool: what’s with the period??
Himbo: Nothing.
Ink is so cool: ???????
Slutty hypocrite: Swap you slut
Himbo with an ED: Don’t act like u aren’t one whore
Ink is so cool: SObbinG??
Himbo: STFU
Ink is so cool: damnnn