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nobi - 12:34 pm
guys what does this mean
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nobara - 12:28 pm
LMFAO SOIDFBUIDGF we’re literally meant to be
maki - 12:30 pm
fr we’re literally soulmates <3
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gumi - 12:34 pm
are you serious
yuuji - 12:35 pm
yeah like
are you being fr rn
like fr fr
nobi - 12:35 pm
???
yes???
yuuji - 12:35 pm
man wtf
gumi - 12:35 pm
fr
nobi - 12:36 pm
that doesn’t help me
answer my question
gumi - 12:36 pm
dude no fucking way you’re that dense
yuuji - 12:36 pm
and i thought i was dumb
nobi - 12:37 pm
YOU GUYS ARE SUCH BITCHES JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION
gumi - 12:37 pm
IT MEANS SHE LIKES YOU DIPSHIT
nobi - 12:38 pm
ok but like
how do we know that for sure
yuuji - 12:38 pm
dude
gumi - 12:38 pm
no fucking way
it’s so obvious
nobody just says “we’re literally soulmates” with a heart and mean it platonically
dumbass
nobi - 12:39 pm
kys you queer
gumi - 12:39 pm
THAT’S LITERALLY YOU WTF
you’re such a bitch
nobi - 12:39 pm
yeah ik
but anyway
does she actually like me or what
gumi - 12:40 pm
i mean i’m pretty sure she does
maki’s usually pretty cold to everybody else
nobi - 12:40 pm
ok but like
what if she’s kidding
gumi - 12:40 pm
i’m leaving
nobi - 12:41 pm
NO WAIT COME BACK
PLEASE
I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE FODIUBUIKJSH
NGIUHDJKRLESHJ
gumi - 12:41 pm
you’re so stupid
where’s yuuji
nobi - 12:41 pm
idk probably jacking off or some shit
gumi - 12:42 pm
dawg what
nobi - 12:42 pm
idk
just a theory
a game theory if you will
gumi - 12:43 pm
i actually will not
if you can believe it
nobi - 12:43 pm
man you’re so lame
no wonder you’re single
gumi - 12:43 pm
?????
so??? are??? you?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
nobi - 12:43 pm
yeah but i’m better than you so
gumi - 12:44 pm
i hope your ass falls off
nobi - 12:44 pm
WAIT NO NOT MY ASS
IUNFSDBHIJK YOU’RE SUCH A WHORE
gumi - 12:44 pm
ok
yuuji - 12:45 pm
my bad i was taking a shit
it got explosive
nobi - 12:45 pm
please never speak again
wait how tf did you shit so quickly
yuuji - 12:45 pm
it’s a super power of mine
gumi - 12:46 pm
god you’re so gross
yuuji - 12:46 pm
sowwy megumiiiiiii pwease forgiwe me
gumi - 12:46 pm
yeah yeah whatever
yuuji - 12:47 pm
:3
nobi - 12:47 pm
ugh ew
anyway
help
how do i actually know if she likes me
gumi - 12:47 pm
how about you ask her out and find out
yuuji - 12:48 pm
i second that
nobi - 12:48 pm
no fucking way i’m too much of a pussy for that
yuuji - 12:48 pm
boooo
tomato tomato tomato
i want more lore
gumi - 12:49 pm
same
just woman up or something
nobi - 12:49 pm
i hate all of you so much
gumi - 12:49 pm
ok????
then die idk
yuuji - 12:50 pm
lmao fr
nobi - 12:50 pm
I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH