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f words group chat
gumi - 1:02 pm
can one of you guys get my book from the kitchen
i just remembered that i left it there when we had breakfast
and i don’t wanna get up
nobi - 1:03 pm
no
do it yourself lazy
why not just ask your boyfriend directly
he would literally do anything and everything for you
gumi - 1:03 pm
may i remind you that i have a sprained ankle
i’m cripplied at the moment show some sympathy
and yeah but he just got back from a mission so
nobi - 1:04 pm
ugh fine i’ll consider it
in a bit i’m really comfortable right now
gumi - 1:04 pm
ugh fair ig
nobi - 1:04 pm
how’d you even sprain your ankle in the first place
you’re like the most careful person i know
the gayest too
gumi - 1:05 pm
while sparring with your gf actually
she kicked me off my feet, i fell, and then i rolled my ankle
so blame her for my inability to walk rn
nobi - 1:05 pm
lmao blame her more like thank her
it’s so fucking funny seeing you limp
gumi - 1:06 pm
one of these days i’m gonna shave your head in your sleep
then you’ll be even uglier
and yeah i am insinuating that you’re ugly now
nobi - 1:06 pm
i change my mind i’m not getting your book anymore
yuuji - 1:07 pm
it’s ok gumi i’ll get it for you :D
just give me a second to wake up from my nap
gumi - 1:07 pm
it’s ok baby take your time
yuuji - 1:07 pm
holy fuck i can hear it through my phone
jesus christ i love you so much
call me baby again please
gumi - 1:08 pm
i love you too baby
can you please get me my book
i wasn’t done reading it
yuuji - 1:08 pm
getting up rn
expecting some cuddles when i get back
gumi - 1:08 pm
anything for you love
yuuji - 1:09 pm
omgnierbfwyuirorhbfye im dying
ok i’m going now ily
i’m gonna kiss you all better
and then we’re gonna watch movies
while i play with your hair
you’re gonna talk about some random shit afterwards
and you’re gonna ramble and i’ll love it
and i’m gonna sit there thinking about how lucky i am to be dating you
gumi - 1:10 pm
ok love can’t wait <3
yuuji - 1:10 pm
HGBIRWEFSKIJDKKAGHHHFBUEH OK IM GOING NOW BYE GUMI ILY!!!!
gumi - 1:10 pm
i love you too
nobi - 1:10 pm
ew you guys are gross
barf omg
kys ugh
gumi - 1:11 pm
shut up
where’d you head off to
nobi - 1:11 pm
….
i was with maki…
and we were cuddling…
well we still are
gumi - 1:12 pm
you are such a fucking hypocrite
nobi - 1:12 pm
ok and you can’t walk fuck you
gumi - 1:13 pm
that’s it i’m walking over to your dorm rn
and shaving your head
and your fucking eyebrows
nobi - 1:13 pm
lmao walking more like limping