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Dearest reader; before we begin I must warn you that this fic was made out of spite, not love.
Someone made a really bad take on Twitter and I felt compelled to try and write their vision. I kind of got some details wrong (shes missing her cat, not her neighbours) but tbh it doesnt really matter. The Tweet will be in chapter 1 for context, and the fic in chapter two. I hope you get something out of this!
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