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Stu might have discovered something about himself when he secured that dog collar around his neck.
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... by unnecessary
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
24 Nov 2025
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I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
(Marty meets Rust for the first time on Thanksgiving. On Craigslist.)
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Walt made sure they were alone before he asked casually, “Do you know an Ignacio Varga?”
Jesse snorted, for a moment just like the old Jesse. “You mean Nacho? Yeah, he’s Mike’s boyfriend.” He eyed Walt, the suspicious stink-eye returning. “Why?”
Walt meets Nacho after the events of S05 E07. Nacho tells Walt his thoughts about the situation.
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The Bluth family tries to hire a new lawyer. The lawyer has an uncanny resemblance to Lindsay and Tobias’s marriage counselor. Things get heated.
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Nacho learns the old man’s name. He volunteers to bring him his money. And things change between them.
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- Part 2 of Alluvium
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In Russia, apparently, scenting was a thing.
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21 Jun 2026
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Zhenya likes to poke his nose into other people's dreams.
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21 Jun 2026
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Jen didn’t say anything to him until they were seated in her office with the door closed. Then she sighed and said, “Sid, you called Bertuzzi a bloodsucker.”
“What? No I didn’t,” Sid protested. “I called him a cocksucker.”
“That’s worse,” Jen said. “Don’t tell anyone that.”
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21 Jun 2026
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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21 Jun 2026
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"Do you like fish?"
Jiang Cheng laughs a little. "Yeah, fish are all right. I'm more of a land animal, mammal guy, but all animals are cool. You?"
“They’re not fish, but sea turtles are my favorite.”
"Oh, yeah, they're super cool," Jiang Cheng replies. "They’re so old.”
Jin Zixuan smiles, and not a little nervous smile like he's been doing. A big grin that shows lots of his teeth and makes his cheeks puff out. It's unfamiliar - but then, they never had much fun together as kids.
A fic about the aquarium and sharing interests and the mortifying ordeal of realizing you think your childhood enemy is cute.
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20 Jun 2026