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This was a stupid idea really; Sasuke was wondering what the hell he’d been thinking when he decided he wanted to try these things.
It all sounded wonderful on paper, and he knew Naruto turned to putty in his hands when he was using them on him.
But looking at the array of Penis plugs and sounding rods in front of him with what looked to be a twelve-year-old sales assistant, like surely there is an age requirement to work in a sex shop, was quickly giving Sasuke second thoughts.
Why Sakura and Ino had felt the need to put the thought of needing to “spice up their sex life” into Naruto’s head he had no idea. But the thought that Naruto felt the need to take their advice…. He didn’t want to admit that that made him insecure.
He and Naruto had been together for over a decade, and their sex life was fine. He took great satisfaction in doing everything in his power to have Naruto come completely undone before he himself let go.
And it's not as if he NEVER bottomed, it's just because Naruto preferred to more often. Well at least that is what he had thought, but apparently not.
It had almost broken him when after all this time seeing Naruto broach the subject nervously like he was frightened that Sasuke might take offense, judge or decide to end it.
As if Sasuke would deny Naruto anything…. Well maybe the sounding rod was going a bit far, he had inserted it enough times into Naruto without the sudden panic he suddenly had at the idea of it going anywhere near his manhood.
Naruto has asked if there was anything he had wanted to try and well this is what came out of his stupid mouth, so here is with the pimple face pre-schooler discussing the pros and cons of Sounding rods versus penis plugs. He was pretty sure this kid was still a virgin.
The tell-tale ringtone of Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix alerted him that Naruto was calling which filled him with relief that he could ignore the horror display of torture equipment in front of him for a bit longer.
‘Hey.” Sasuke answered slightly breathless.
“Hey, where are you?” the colour drained a little from Sasuke’s face at Naruto’s question.
‘At the sex shop, being taught how to achieve the best orgasm by a toddler. You?” Sasuke murmured as he moved out of earshot of the sales assistant for a little privacy.
Naruto’s chuckle sent shivers down his spine as it always did.
‘Sex shop? What are you looking at?” The cheekiness in his voice relieved a little of Sasuke’s insecurities.
‘Well, you know the um…rod things we talked about, you said we would do it this weekend, thought I’d get prepared.’ The blush on Sasuke’s face was probably tomato red right about now, why did this make him feel like he was the virgin in this shop?
‘Ah, well actually I already got what you need, ya know, so you can leave the toddler's precious sanity intact and come on home.’ That gave Sasuke pause.
‘Wait, how do you know what size to get when I don’t?” Sasuke had been mulling over the dam things for at least 30 mins.
‘Sas, I know every inch of your cock intimately. I have had 12 years of up close and very personal, now get your arse home already.’ Sasuke would have come back with some saucy retort if Naruto hadn’t hung up straight away.
Instead, he glared at his phone for good measure maybe the vibes would reach Naruto through some invisible waves still connected through the aether. Then quickly pocketed his phone and mumbled some semblance of a thank you for your time to the shop assistant, before walking briskly out of the shop with his head down hiding his embarrassment, which was absurd, he and Naruto had been in there plenty of times, but it felt different getting toys knowing they were for himself.
*
Naruto had outdone himself; the bedroom had been decked out with candles far enough away from the bed that they were in no danger of being knocked over.
Flower petals were sprinkled all around the floor, it felt like it was the setup for a proposal of marriage, Sasuke didn’t want to deflate Naruto’s ego by telling him he may have overdone it. Obviously, Naruto wanted to make this moment special.
Had they not already been married for the last eight years Sasuke would be wondering what was going on, but the pack of beginner rods sitting on the bed already sterilized and the bottle of lube left him in no doubt about what was about to go down.
He had been trying to calm his nerves, he knew it would be harder to do if he was tense, but he just couldn’t seem to relax. He’d douched, thoroughly cleaned, and prepped himself and was sitting naked on the edge of the bed in high anticipation at what they were about to do.
Naruto put on some music, that had some raunchy beat to put them in the mood and then walked over and went down onto his knees in front of him.
‘Do you trust me?’ Naruto asked.
What a stupid question, was Sasuke’s first thought but then he took stock of himself and realized the reason he had asked. Sasuke was nervous.
“Yes of course I trust you, just nervous, I guess. Does it hurt?” His mouth was dry, but he tried to swallow anyway.
“If you feel any pain Sasuke, tell me, I don’t want to hurt you, you know if we use enough lube, it should feel amazing.”
Sasuke took a deep breath in and decided to leave himself in Naruto’s hands, he had never hurt him before, and he knew that he wouldn’t do it now.
Naruto let out a breathy chuckle.
“I got ya, babe.” And Sasuke knew he did.
Naruto started massaging his thighs, opening Sasuke’s legs and maneuvering himself between them.
“Lean back for me Sas.” He sunk back into the pile of pillows Naruto had placed behind him, as directed.
Naruto wrapped his long fingers around Sasuke’s cock giving it a couple of gentle strokes just enough to get him semi-hard, before lifting the rod he had chosen for today.
Sasuke's mind went blank as he looked at it.
“You sure that’s not too big?” he looked Naruto in the eye.
What had prompted this again? SAKURA, Sasuke made a mental note to uninvite them to all future gatherings or for that matter talking to Naruto ever again.
“Breathe for me.” Naruto kept eye contact as he grabbed the lube bottle and liberally squeezed it along the rod and the tip of his glans.
The coolness of the lube made Sasuke hiss.
Naruto leaned up and kissed him deeply, momentarily distracting Sasuke from his own mind.
“Ok now, you ready?” Sasuke took in another shuddering breath.
“No, but let’s get this over with.” Sasuke tried to smile he really did, it probably looked more like a grimace.
Naruto carefully lifted the head and lined up the rod to his urethra.
“Fuck, Sasuke, I love you so much you know that?” Sasuke knew he really did because he felt the same, and the look on Naruto’s face as held him gently in his hands suddenly melted his fear away, leaving a giddy sort of anticipation.
And then Naruto pressed the rod in a little way.
“HOLY FUCK!” Sasuke was so not ready for that.
“Shit are you ok?” Sasuke pressed his lips together and nodded.
Naruto held still for a second watching Sasuke’s reactions before he pulled it back out a little way, applied more lube, and then pressed in again.
Sasuke exhaled.
Naruto’s hands were gentle, holding him as he guided the rod a little deeper before pulling out.
And Sasuke relaxed that little bit more with each touch, knowing he was well cared for.
It wasn’t long before Naruto was guiding the rod deep enough to elicit the sorts of sounds, he loved to draw from Naruto, he was really beginning to understand why Naruto loved this so much.
And in between his guttural moans, he could hear Naruto spouting praises.
“So good for me Sas.” Sasuke just sent him a glare.
“I’m not…ngh a ...ha-ha, broodmare, Naru. If you’re going t…to talk, shit, hmmm talk dirty to me.”
It did occur to Sasuke at that moment that Naruto had a large metal rod down the eye of his dick, and he probably shouldn’t piss him off.
But then Naruto pushed it down deeper and fuck it, Naruto could do what he wanted.
Just as he could feel the pressure building in his gut and his balls tightening with a need to release, Naruto slid the rod out.
Sasuke was about to ask him why the fuck he stopped when Naruto lifted his right leg up over his shoulder with one hand while he pumped himself a couple of times spreading the lube along his shaft.
“Now it’s time for my request.” Naruto’s eyes glinted in the candlelight.
Sasuke always thought he was the more dominant one, but as he watched Naruto line himself up and manhandle his hips to hold him at just the right angle so that he would hit his prostate as he pushed in and bottomed out, he wondered if he should let him top more often because fuck him if he didn’t look sexy as hell.
Naruto seemed to have a sadistic side that Sasuke had obviously forgotten about because he kept bringing Sasuke to the edge as often as possible before pulling back and gripping his penis to stop the blessed orgasm he longed for so much.
And although he tried to maintain a semblance of control, Naruto soon had him withering and begging like the little whore he was.
When Naruto finally let the orgasm hit, the intensity had him reeling.
Once he could finally form a coherent thought, he run his hands up the blonde’s muscular back and held him tight, planting a kiss on the side of his head.
Naruto turned his head to catch his lips.
“What Cha thinking about?” Naruto asked, Sasuke chuckled.
“I’m thinking we need to get the girls an excellent Christmas present this year.” Naruto let out an indignant squark and then slapped his arse.
Sasuke just pulled him closer and kissed him again.
“And I’m thinking of how much I love you.” Naruto nuzzled in close to his ear then.
“That’s better.” That earnt him a kiss on his lobe.
“Naruto?”
“Hmmm?” he knew he would drift off to sleep soon.
“You’re cleaning up the flower petals.” Sasuke realized that he probably has a sadistic side as well.