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[Niki added Heeseung, Jay, Jake, Sunghoon, Sunoo, Jungwon, Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun, Huening Kai]
CHAT: WE ARE IDIOTS ??
[7 AM]
Niki: 911 TXT HYUNGS, HELP IS NEEDED!!
Sunghoon: Niki, seriously is this really necessary??
Niki: Yes hyung WE ALL need help !
Yeonjun: What's going on??
Beomgyu: Guys I love you all BUT IT'S 7 IN THE FUCKING MORNING !!???
Soobin: Gyu, calm down, Niki what's wrong?
Niki: … Uhm well hyung
Heeseung: Well there's no reason to be shy now : )
Niki: wellwearestrugglingwithourrealtionshipandneedsomehelp
Yeonjun: oh I see, how about we wait till later and when everyone is awake and not sleeping like the dead we'll figure this out okay? Don't worry I have some people who can help.
Jungwon: Thank you @yeonjunnie-hyung <3
[Niki made Yeonjun Admin]
[2pm]
[Yeonjun added Changbin]
[Yeonjun made Changbin Admin]
Yeonjun: binnie please add the rest of the kids!
Changbin: okay! just give me a minute.
[Changbin added Bangchan, Felix, Hyunjin, Han, Seungmin, Lee Know, Jeongin]
Bangchan: Not to be rude, but Binnie what are we doing here??
Hyunjin: and why are WE IDIOTS!!??
Felix: more importantly can WE PLEASE CHANGE OUR NAMES!!
Bangchan: Just keep it tame for once.
(Changbin made Felix Admin)
(Felix changed his, Lee Know, Bangchan, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jeongin, Han and Seungmin's chat names)
(Yeonjun changed his, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Huening Kai's chat names)
(Niki changed his, Jungwon, Heeseung, Jay, Jake, Sunghoon and Sunoo's chat names)
sunshinelix: I hope you all like your names and if you don't TOO FUCKING BAD!
chris: FELIX LANGUAGE! THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!
kittylino: come on christopher they are basically all grown adults!
minnie: not to be the voice of reason AGAIN but what are we doing here @binnie
binnie: @junnie<3 the floor is yours.
InnieOnTop: *hypothetical floor
junnie<3: @riki the hypothetical floor is yours.
riki: @heeseungie@wonnie@jakeu please help
heeseungie: …
wonnie: …
jakeu: …
jayjay: real mature
jayjay: since no one wants to address the situation I will
jayjay: so we are all in a relationship with each other just like the rest of the hyungs (I assume??), but we don't really know how to make this work?
(kittylino changed the chats name to "HOW TO POLY 101")
CHAT: STRAIGHT KIDS or are we ??
brownieboy: WHAT THE FUCK ??
#1butthunter: HOW THE FUCK ???
channie: I have failed as a parent.