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[Sunday 8 September 11:34pm]
[ (XXXXX-XXXX03) has added 7 people to the chat]
[ (XXXXX-XXXX03) has renamed the chat Number Neighbours!!!]
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : helloooo
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Do I know you?
(XXXXX-XXXX06) : HELLO
(XXXXX-XXXX06) : shit sorry didnt mean to put that in caps
(XXXXX-XXXX06) : hello*
(XXXXX-XXXX08) : who tf are u why am i here
(XXXXX-XXXX02) : hi?
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : welcome number neighbours!
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Literally what.
(XXXXX-XXXX07) : omg wait i saw this on twt hi!
(XXXXX-XXXX04) : YO I WAS GONNA DO THIS NO WAY
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : WOAH GREAT MINDS AMIRIGHT?
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Why am I here?? Who are you?
(XXXXX-XXXX04) : SO TRUE!!
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : mate calm down its a trend where you text someone with the same number as you but like one digit different
(XXXXX-XXXX06) : i thought you only texted one number tho
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : BORING!!! i wanted a whole fuckinf community
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : ok introduce yourselfs!
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Yourselves* and why would I do that I literally don’t know you
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : im not asking for your bank details just say your name or smth so i can save you in my phone!
(XXXXX-XXXX03) : anyway im james!
james : whos next?
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Yeah not happening.
(XXXXX-XXXX06) : im peter!
james : welcome to the neighborhood petey
peter : happy to be here ig?
(XXXXX-XXXX07) : im mary lol
(XXXXX-XXXX04) : my name is sirius yes im aware its stupid please dont say anything
james : ….siriusly
sirius : ladies and gents we have our selves a comedian!!!
mary : omg sick like the star!!
sirius : yes wtf howd you know
mary : i like astrology ok sue me
(XXXXX-XXXX08) : you all seem harmless enough ig im marlene
sirius : omg wait whats your sign
mary : im a leo!!!! wbu
sirius : dont judge me ok promise??
marlene : oh god nvm this is dumb
mary : i cant make that promise im sorry
sirius : im…… a scorpio…..
mary : die.
peter : HSHAHAHAH
marlene : understandable reaction
james : god theres already so much hostility guys i wanted to make friends
(XXXXX - XXXX02) : im lily and im an aquarius!
mary : omg i love aquariuses
mary : thats defo not right fuck
peter : aquariei?
lily : i have no clue sorry!
(XXXXX - XXXX05) : Did none of you listen to the internet safety talks in primary??
james : nope!
marlene : nah not really
sirius : no i did not!
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Oh god you’re all hopeless
mary : just tell us your name!!
sirius : and your first pet or mothers maiden name if youre feeling generous ;)
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Lmao. No
marlene : LAMAKAJJAO
sirius : please 05 how can we have an enemies to lovers storyline if you wont even tell me your name?!!!!!??!!??
marlene : oh god we have some wattpad bitches in the chat
mary : disgusting honestly
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : Remus
sirius : ok and romulus? whats your point?
(XXXXX-XXXX05) : That’s my name dipshit.
james : lmaodisjdjdk
sirius : o shit my bad mate
sirius : bit of a weird name tho you cant blame me
lily : whos gonna tell them.
remus : You really can’t talk “Sirius”
sirius : youve got me there babe
remus : Babe????
sirius : yes babe our enemies to lovers plotline god its like you dont even listen to me
remus : I want to leave.
james : TOO LATE!
mary : SJAJDJDJD
james : ok we have names! now pronouns pls and thank you i dont want to misgender anyone! im he/him lets gooo
lily : she/her!!
james : and if any of you say some fucking nor/mal shit you will be evicted.
peter : HAHAHA YES
peter : he him btw
sirius : he/him but im also fine with they/them
remus : He/Him
mary : she her!!>3
mary : oh ffs <3*
marlene : she/her
james : one last question! if any of you are bigots gtfo.
sirius : ok so no ones left im guessing we’re all chill
peter : yep!!!
lily : yes ofc
remus : I still don’t trust any of you but good to know
james : we will win you over remus dont worry
remus : Too late. I’m constantly worried
lily : felt^
james : i actually need to sleep i have shit to do in the morning but see you all tmr neighbours!!
mary : byeeeeee
marlene : see ya ig
peter : BYEE
remus : Oh god I’m regretting this