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✨🍈Big Tiddie Squad🍈✨ (7):
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Ok, so don't get mad
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: I am immediately mad
Yoonie📔😻✨: Ditto
Minnie🍡😊✨: What did you do this time Joon hyung?
Kookie🤙🤤✨: If you broke my computer again, you're buying me a new one this time hyung
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: What happened hyung?
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Wow, you guys really have no faith in me at all, do you?
Hobi🕺☀️✨: Nope, next question babe.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Kind of offended tbh, but I’ll move on.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: I had a crazy idea and please bear with me on this
Hobi🕺☀️✨: I am: Terrified™️
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: Please tell me you didn't do what I think you did
Joonie🧠🥵✨: I may have met someone today
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: You didn't
Joonie🧠🥵✨: I did
Kookie🤙🤤✨: What did he do?
Yoonie📔😻✨: What happened Joon? And why does Tae know before the rest of us??
Joonie🧠🥵✨: So, I kinda sorta met another leader today and he's adorable and I really want us to be friends with his group, so I exchanged contact info and now I want to put us all in a gc together
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: How the hell did he type that so fast??
Minnie🍡😊✨: Oh, please hyung, you know he had that message ready before he sent the first one to us I'm sure
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Jiminnie is correct, but anyway
Yoonie📔😻✨: And what is the name of this group exactly??
Swole Kid Zone💪💥 (8):
Channie🤙💪💥: GUYS YOU WILL NEVER FUCKIGN BELIEVE WHO I JUST RAN INTO ASDFGHJKL.DMSAHFUI
Pixie🧚🏻🐣💥: Who’s got you so excited hyung???
Channie🤙💪💥: B T FUCKING S('s Kim Namjoon and Kim Taehyung)
Hyunjinnie🎀🎨💥: So, Chan hyung is lying.
Hyunjinnie🎀🎨💥: Let’s move on
Channie🤙💪💥: No, seriously. I ran into RM and V sunbaenim and asked them a few questions and RM GAVE ME HIS FUCKING NUMBER
ChangBinnie🥟🦦🏋️💥: You'd better be lying or I'm gonna be super pissed
Channie🤙💪💥: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Sungie🐿️🎼💥: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT RAP LEGEND KIM FUCKING NAMJOON SAW YOUR DUMB ASS AND GAVE YOU HIS NUMBER AND THAT I'M LOOKING AT THAT SAME NUMBER RIGHT FUCKING NOW????
Channie🤙💪💥: Rude way to put it.
Channie🤙💪💥: BUT ANYWAY YES!! THAT'S HIS FUCKING NUMBER
Channie🤙💪💥: AND HE SAID HE WANTS TO PUT US IN A GC WITH THE REST OF BTS AND I'M FUCKING DYERVENTILATING
Small Minnie🐶📸💥: Question; wtf does dyerventilating mean?
Channie🤙💪💥: DYING AND HYPERVENTILATING AT THE SAME TIME
Big Minnie🐈🧑🍳💥: You could have told me that you wanted their numbers.
Big Minnie🐈🧑🍳💥: I've had them for the longest time.
Big Minnie🐈🧑🍳💥: Even when they change them, they always send them to me
Innie🦊😉💥: WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE 'had them for the longest time'?!
Innie🦊😉💥: YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION WITH JIMIN SUNBAENIM THIS WHOLE TIME BUT YOUR BITCHASS KEPT HIS NUMBER FROM ME?!?!?!?!?!
Small Minnie🐶📸💥: So, how about we all stop screaming and calm down for a second??
Small Minnie🐶📸💥: If we really want to talk to them maybe we should like,,, not fanboy for a bit??
Pixie🧚🏻🐣💥: Fuck off Seungminnie, you know you're dying on the inside just like we are
Small Minnie🐶📸💥: I'm more composed than you, asshole. I can hear you screaming down the hall
Pixie🧚🐣💥: I'm?? In the studio???? with Binnie hyung,,,,
Hyunjinnie🎀🎨💥: Then who's screaming rn??
Hyunjinnie🎀🎨💥: I can hear you in my dorm room
Sungie🐿️🎼💥: I'm sorry, I didn't know you guys could hear me FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW
Channie🤙💪💥: This is probably a bad idea.
Hyunjinnie🎀🎨💥: This is /definitely/ a bad idea.
Big Minnie🐈🧑🍳💥: But you should do it anyway
✨🍈Big Tiddie Squad🍈✨ (7):
Joonie🧠🥵✨: The group is Stray Kids. You know, the group Minho is in?
Minnie🍡😊✨: Of course, we do!
Minnie🍡😊✨: I missed Minho, he was adorable
Yoonie📔😻✨: To you maybe.
Yoonie📔😻✨: The kid was a brat
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: and yet you still continue to text him every time you see him
Yoonie📔😻✨: Shut it
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: I think this could be fun guys
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: I'd love to get to know Minho's friends and group mates
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: Minho’s *boyfriends and group mates
Jinnie🔥🍯✨:
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: He has one more boyfriend than I do, and I’m upset about it but good for him.
Yoonie📔😻✨: Are you guys aware that they have eight, count them, EIGHT FUCKING MEMBERS this is gonna be a nightmare
Hobi🕺☀️✨: How do you even know that hyung??
Yoonie📔😻✨: Kprofiles is a powerful tool Hobi
Hobi🕺☀️✨: We will talk about how you know Kprofiles later hyung. Anyway Joon, how the hell are we gonna do a gc with fifteen people in it at once?
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Guys! We have to do this!
Joonie🧠🥵✨: They're going through the same things we went through when we first started our,,,, ahem,,,, relations and I wanna help them out
Kookie🤙🤤✨: Just say we started fucking and go
Joonie🧠🥵✨: NE WAYS. Can we make a gc with them or not??
Joonie🧠🥵✨: I won’t do it unless we’re all comfortable with this decision, so it’s up to you guys.
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: If you think this is a good idea, then sure, I personally am ok with it
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: but if they ask us about our sex life, I'm giving them all the juicy details
Joonie🧠🥵✨: ........ please don't
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: so, when are we starting this thing? I wanna talk to Minho and his boyfriends!!
Kookie🤙🤤✨: Is anyone older than me in this group?? Because that could be a problem....
Joonie🧠🥵✨: I don't think so????
Yoonie📔😻✨: They’re not older than you Kookie. The oldest is like a month younger than you actually.
Minnie🍡😊✨: I am terrified of this new side of Yoongi hyung.
Minnie🍡😊✨: Turned on by it, but also terrified.
Yoonie📔😻✨: 😏😏
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Ok so no, none of them are older than you.
Kookie🤙🤤✨: Good because I don't even call Jiminnie my hyung most of the time and I wouldn't do it for these kids either
Minnie🍡😊✨: He's right, you know??
Minnie🍡😊✨: Disrespectful brat
Kookie🤙🤤✨: You love me and you know it.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Well, you /should be/ calling him hyung no matter what
Kookie🤙🤤✨: Not on your gorgeous life
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Thank you but also, don't be difficult about this. These kids seem really nice, and I'd love it if we could help them with all their questions.
Kookie🤙🤤✨: You wouldn't tell me where babies came from until I was twenty.
Kookie🤙🤤✨: I already knew but you still /Insisted/ on telling me
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: I was there too
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: Joon hyung blushed the entire time
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: It was adorable
Yoonie📔😻✨: Don't feel bad Kookie, I'm older than him and /he/ tried to tell /me/ where babies come from
Joonie🧠🥵✨: N E W A Y S I’m taking this as your guys’ consent to be in this chat. Is that ok??
Yoonie📔😻✨: You have my permission to add me Joon-ah. It wouldn’t be too bad to talk to that brat Minho again tbh
TaeTae🖼️❤️🔥✨: I already said yes, I have no intention of taking it back now that I’m this excited about it
Kookie🤙🤤✨: I’m down, this seems like it’s gonna be chaotic and that is exactly what I wanna be today
Minnie🍡😊✨: Let’s do it, I’m excited to meet everyone and talk to Minho again!!
Hobi🕺☀️✨: I wanna talk to everyone too so you have my permission also Joon-ah
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: I wanna ask Minho how he got one more boyfriend than me so count me in
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Ok, good, I’ll add you guys to it then.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Now I want you all to behave.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: All of you.
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Especially you Jin hyung
Jinnie🔥🍯✨: Asshole
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Love you too hyung
Joonie🧠🥵✨: Now, I'm gonna make the gc. BRB