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Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
rumour has it that I don't exist
📍Queens, New York 📅joined December 2021
16 following 1 follower
Followed by Tony Stark
Tony Stark ✔️
@TonyStark
you know who I am.
📍New York 📅joined November 2008
10 following 32M followers
Followed by Nat R, Steve Rogers, Dr. Banner, Pepper Potts and 14 more
Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
rumour has it that I don't exist
📍Queens, New York 📅joined December 2021
16 following 15 followers
Followed by Tony Stark, Nat R, Pepper Potts and 5 more
Ned
@lookingforchairs
i am a guy, i have a chair, but am i the guy in the chair?
📍Queens, New York 📅joined July 2019
63 following 40 followers
MJ
@queenMJ
loser
📍behind you 📅joined August 2020
80 following 136 followers
Ned
@lookingforchairs
hello weird private account that just followed me
3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
hello public account! i have a chair ! :D
↪️ Ned
@lookingforchairs
hit me up then !!
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
okay hol' up
Ned
@lookingforchairs
@PBandJStark, are you an actual sandwich?
1 reply 1 retweets 1 like
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
yes, but dont tell anyone!!!!
Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
man i'm so bored, why is everyone gone?
2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
↪️ Ned
@lookingforchairs
i noticed that we're both in queens! wanna meet? :D i swear i'm not a creep, i'm just 16 :)
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
omg im 16 too! lets do it lets meet!!
Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
uh oh someones getting in trouble! (that someone may or may not be me)
2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
↪️ Ned
@lookingforchairs
omg no what happened :(
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
my paranoid dad was NOT happy that i met with my new best friend apparently but its okay i'll survive
Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
what's worse, the constant suffering of being alive or awful dad jokes every morning when you wake up?
2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
↪️ Tony Stark ✔️
@TonyStark
you LOVE my awful dad jokes!!! :(
↪️ cowboy boots
@cowboywithhatandboots
TONY STARK TELLS DAD JOKES ??????
↪️ Liz
@liztoomes
Who's the private account tho
↪️ Flash
@lightningandflash
wait ur right who's peter ?
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↪️ Ned
@lookingforchairs
DUDE ????
↪️ Peter 🔒
@PBanJStark
oh shit