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4:27 PM
[Admin PlaggDad created a new group.]
[Admin PlaggDad changed the chat’s name to “CheesePlz”.]
[Pineapple was added to the chat.]
4:38 PM
Pineapple: Pineapple? Why is my nickname set as pineapple???
PlaggDad: idk
PlaggDad: “Sugar Cube” seemed too predictable.
[MyWingsAren’tDark was added to the chat.]
[ImBluu was added to the chat.]
ImBluu: omk
ImBluu: i can talk to plagg whenever i want now
PlaggDad: don't make me regret adding you, Duusu.
MyWingsAren'tDark: What does “omk” mean?
Pineapple: “Oh my kwami”.
MyWingsAren’tDark: But we are kwamis??
[Mothballs was added to the chat.]
Pineapple: Wait.
Pineapple: Plagg no.
Mothballs: What is this?
MyWingsAren'tDark: Hi Master.
[Peafoul was added to the chat.]
Peafoul: Who is this, how did you get in contact with this device? I can and will sue.
ImBluu: miss nathalie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ImBluu’s message was deleted by admin PlaggDad.]
PlaggDad: no real names!!
MyWingsAren'tDark: Why not? We all know who each other are.
Peafoul: Is that you, Duusu? Is this why you wanted on my computer? We don’t have time to mess around in a chat room. Remove me and Gabriel immediately.
[Peafoul’s message was deleted by admin PlaggDad.]
PlaggDad: NO REAL NAMES!
Mothballs: How do I change my nickname?
Peafoul: Really, sir?
[Kitten was added to the chat.]
[Ladynoire was added to the chat.]
Pineapple: Plagg no!
PlaggDad: Plagg yes!!!
Ladynoire: Um? Hello??
[Ladynoire was set to admin.]
Kitten: What is this?
Kitten: wait. My Lady?
Ladynoire: Chat?
Ladynoire: is that you?
Ladynoire: what is going on??
Mothballs: Perfect. Give me your miraculouses.
Pineapple: Plagg, this is your worst idea ever, delete this chat now.
Kitten: I'm in a chat with Ladybug
Kitten: best day ever
Kitten: how much cheese do I owe you, Plagg?
PlaggDad: one wheel of Pule Cheese please.
Kitten: Done. Ordering it now.
Peafoul: You can afford that?
Mothballs: Mayura, see if you can track their location. We can’t let this opportunity slip by us.
Ladynoire: please don't tell that's actually hawk moth.
Pineapple: Afraid so.
PlaggDad: don't worry, this thing is as secure as they come, no one is tracking anyone.
ImBluu: but I wanna see plagg 😢
PlaggDad: keep your feathery paws away from me!
Peafoul: He's right, sir, I can't even get a read on your device.
Kitten: “Sir”?
Peafoul: What about it?
Kitten: It's just weird...?
Peafoul: How? He's my boss.
Kitten: what?
Ladynoire: What?
Mothballs: Where do you guys live?
Kitten: I thought you guys were married???
MyWingsAren'tDark: Um. Sensitive topic.
Mothballs: You thought we were what?
ImBluu: i wish they were
Ladynoire: tbh I thought you guys were married too. Dating at the very least, with the way you hold each other and stuff. You guys act worse than Chat.
Kitten: Hey!
Pineapple: I think they'd be cute together.
ImBluu: !!!!!!!!!!!
ImBluu: welcome to my ship tikki
ImBluu: ladybug and chat noir too
PlaggDad: that's Duusu, fyi, Mayura’s kwami. She’s annoying.
MyWingsAren'tDark: And I'm Hawk Moth’s kwami, Nooroo. Please save me.
ImBluu: i have a ship name for them but I can't tell you guys because of identities but they are so adorable together
Peafoul: Duusu, please.
ImBluu: hawk moth x mayura forever
Mothballs: I am a married man!
PlaggDad: more like he was a married man.
MyWingsAren'tDark: Plagg run
PlaggDad: 😈
Mothballs: I am going to kill you
Mothballs: slowly
Mothballs: destroy your miraculous
Mothballs: and murder you
Peafoul: Sir, please calm down.
Kitten: I'm not sure of everything that's happening, but that sounded like a low blow, Plagg.
PlaggDad: oh Kitten, it definitely was
PlaggDad: but I don't care.
PlaggDad: hawk moth has hurt you in so many ways that I'm never going to forgive him
PlaggDad: I'm going to make him suffer
PlaggDad: no one hurts my Kitten.
Kitten: Plagg...
Kitten: ❤
[Admin Ladynoire changed their name to “Ladybug”.]
Mothballs: How did you do that?
Ladybug: I'm an admin. You're not.
Kitten: Wait– why aren't I an admin too, Plagg???
PlaggDad: because Ladybug won't abuse that power in my chat. you will.
Peafoul: Is there anyway I can convince you to change his name?
PlaggDad: a wheel of Camembert next time I visit.
Peafoul: It will be on the desk.
PlaggDad: wonderful. 😏
Kitten: wait you visit them?
[Admin PlaggDad changed Mothballs’s name to “HotMoth”.]
Ladybug: um
Kitten: UM
Kitten: Plagg!
PlaggDad: what? I changed the nickname for Mayura.
Peafoul: I did not ask you to do that.
PlaggDad: but you know that's what you think. 😏
Peafoul: I fail to see how this is related.
HotMoth: What is happening?
[Admin Ladybug changed HotMoth’s name to “hawkmoth”.]
Kitten: thank you
Pineapple: Thank you.
MyWingsAren’tDark: Thank you.
Peafoul: Thank you.
hawkmoth: They're the enemies! Don't thank her!
hawkmoth: Besides, what about your name?
Peafoul: It's clever, and I like it.
PlaggDad: 😃
Peafoul: Also no cheese next time you visit.
PlaggDad: 😡
Ladybug: Why are our kwamis even going near you guys?
hawkmoth: Is that how you spell it? I thought it started with a Q.
Pineapple: Nooroo and I are mates, so I like to visit him, since somebody won't let him leave his side.
MyWingsAren'tDark: You're the best part of my day, Tikki. ❤
Ladybug: That's so sweet. Don't worry, we'll save you and reunite you two.
Ladybug: What about Plagg tho?
hawkmoth: He thinks his sole purpose in life is to annoy me.
PlaggDad: yeah, pretty much.
Pineapple: I love you too, Nooroo. ❤
Pineapple: 💡💡💡
hawkmoth: NO!
MyWingsAren'tDark: 💡💡💡
Pineapple: 💡💡💡
MyWingsAren'tDark: 💡💡💡
Pineapple: 💡💡💡
hawkmoth: STOP!
Pineapple: 💡💡💡
Ladybug: ?
PlaggDad: get a room you two.
Kitten: I have no idea what's happening.
ImBluu: one of my ships is sailing