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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Alex told them and they did not believe him, that on the 25th of May, he was abducted by aliens.

    No one believed him. He was naked and frantic, running down their little side street and away from the empty and open field where it happened. Multiple neighbours saw him and Alex can’t really blame them for being worried when they saw their 20-year-old neighbour – one they’ve known since he was a babe – run stark naked and yelling down the street. But instead of believing him, they thought he was on drugs.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “I'd let you,” Ewron says, disdain burning in his glare, “choke me until I have no hearts left.”

    He tugs at Ash’s jacket to have him closer, aggressive like a dog pulling at a piece of meat to tear it apart. For a heartbeat, an ugly urge to punch and kick Ewron until he bleeds flashes in his mind. And it doesn't seem like too bad of an idea.

    “That's no pledge of loyalty.” He grins incredulously. His calf presses down on Ewron’s thighs, keeping him locked. “You'd enjoy it.”

    He hums. “I’d let you rip the amulet away from my neck and leave me weak again.”

    “Really? How touching.”

    Settles on the last resort. “I would let you do anything, and I’d do everything for you, too.”

    Ash reminds Ewron who he pledged his loyalty to that first day.

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Something else dissapeared?" Nexe asked.
    "Yeah, more food, blankets, pillows. I was actually gonna put a bed in my office and there was none."
    "That's... weird." Graf frowned.
    "Aha. Hey, y'know what, I couldn't find a hoodie I wore like two days ago, maybe it was also taken?"
    "Maybe, but who would-" Multi stopped talking as he heard the sound of heavy footsteps coming closer and he looked behind him. His eyes went wide and so did the others' as they saw who was walking.
    Ewron was dressed in a similiar black hoodie, holding a pillow in his hands and a few blankets were thrown over his shoulder. As he came closer they could see the disgruntled expression on his face.
    "Can you all shut the fuck up?" he scolded them, baring his teeth. "I'm trying to sleep."

    AKA making Ewron suffer bc I want to

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ash hears about a certain alliance to be made between the North and the Polish Cave and he is not happy. He agrees to take part in a contest to steal Ewron away from a marriage with Roier.

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    24 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Ewron is not thrilled about the Regime getting involved in his business, and Ash isn't thrilled about Ewron refusing to see the bigger picture.

    Or: they argue and it turns into something far more complicated

    (Started as a one-shot but my ideas need to get out of my head so... I may update from time to time lol)

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    11 May 2026