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    After the Elves of Mirkwood abruptly cut off all trade, Bard's children are kidnapped. Blaming the growing evil in Mirkwood, Bard searches for them in the halls of the Elvenking, where he discovers that Thranduil's mind has sickened along with the forest.

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    08 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Legolas rode to Rivendell with a small package sent by his father. Little did he know that he was carrying the key to a shattered tale of fate, love and corruption, as well as the future of Middle Earth itself...
    (Bard ends up with the Ring canon divergence AU)

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    20 Nov 2024

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    In the past two days Bard has smuggled the King under the Mountain into Lake-town, has found himself in the midst of a dragon attack, has then slain said attacking dragon, almost drowned, almost been proclaimed king and has just woken to an Elven army in their makeshift refugee camp.

    Now he'd really like to get that simple life back, without stubborn Dwarves, attacking Orcs and the sudden need for diplomacy. He'd also really, really like for everybody to stop calling him Lord of Dale.

    However, he wouldn't mind keeping the fabulous Elvenking around who's being so generous with his wine, opinions and turnips.

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    14 Nov 2024

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    There's an Elvenking in his bed, a Dwarven realm at his doorstep and a dragon in his nightmares.

    Bard's days used to be much simpler.

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    14 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    If you asked Richie to name the three people least likely to be handling the animal talent on this set, he would say Sandra Day O’Connor, Mike Tyson, and Eddie Kaspbrak. All preposterously out of place, and all uniquely intimidating. But he swivels around in the makeup chair, takes two steps, and there he is, his Eddie, with a furry monstrosity heaped in his arms like a museum with no coat check, milling around by Camera 2. Here we go: initiating Jell-o spine! Locking knees into position! Dumping sweat reserves to palms in three, two, one! With any luck Richie will shoot through the roof at an angle that crash lands in the ocean. Then the cat hisses at a boom op, and Eddie shushes it with a withering scowl so familiar Richie breaks out in a snorting giggle he hasn’t had genuine access to since he was a snotnosed kid. Not in decades. Not since Eddie declined to take their little double act from radio to the screen, and Richie went ahead without him.

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    24 Apr 2022