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Storms are known for bringing destruction and death to everyone at sea. They are old enemies to sailors and personal enemies to one Izzy Hands.
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Ed and Stede have a fussy baby on their hands. What will they do to make him content?
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‘What else did these boys say?’
‘How they spent the weekends spreading their legs and sucking c-cocks, Daddy,’ Izzy all but whispered, voice hoarse and almost as low as usual.
‘I bet they don’t know what they’re talking about. Boys are always bragging, sweet. It’s better not to listen to what they’re saying, they will teach you incorrect things.’ Stede felt something possessive gripping him, even though all of this was just a fantasy. But the idea of Izzy learning from some random kids and not from him made his blood boil. ‘I can’t have you listen to stupid boys, my love. Daddy will teach you everything you need to know.’
‘Daddy?’ Izzy whipped his head up, eyes blown wide, his breathing getting deeper.
‘If you’re interested, my darling, it’s better if you learn from me than from someone on the streets. Daddy knows best what his boy needs, after all.’ -
Don't test my patience if you can't handle my wild side by xander994
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Feb 2024
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Another day in Bonnet-Hands-Teach household where Ed decided to be a brat to test his limits with Stede but got more than he bargained for, and Izzy discovered a new desire in himself.
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- Part 3 of Steddyhands Modern Pet Play AU
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Izzy plans to spend his day off doing housework, but it’s his free use day as well. Will he manage to do any chores when Stede and Ed come home early specifically to make the best out of their deal?
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- Part 2 of Steddyhands Modern Pet Play AU
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Welcome to the series about the relationship between certain Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands and Edward Teach. Every work is a random snippet from their life, mostly focused on a kink prompt.
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An Expected Journey by MarieJacquelyn
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2014
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“I just wish…”
“What do you wish?”
“I wish I could have changed it all.”
For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.
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Bookmarked by xander994
14 Jun 2026
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“Ohh, what a horrendous undertaking I’ve been handed!” Aziraphale affected the highest disdain with his voice, though his expression bore nothing but mirth. “Alas, I am so unfortunately deigned to bed my gorgeous husband and make him cum until he begs me to stop! King Sisyphus truly has nothing on my plight.”
Crowley did manage a small laugh, warmth returning to his features once more. “I’m serious, y’nut, I mean...” oh, but it was so hard to talk with Aziraphale’s hands on him, especially once Aziraphale dipped down to get his lips involved, mouthing along the sensitive skin where neck became shoulder. “S-surely there’s gotta be another... fuck, another way t’... counteract this.”
Aziraphale raised his head to give Crowley a look, something that was a motley mix of confusion, adoration, amusement, and a healthy dash of pride. The hand not on Crowley’s neck swept downward, taking a greedy handful of Crowley’s ass.
“Who wants to counteract Paradise, dear boy?”
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In which Crowley’s risky forays into xenobotany finally come back to bite him in the - well, you’ll find out.
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- Part 12 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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11 Jun 2026
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Polite Conversation by Gorillazgal86, improfem for Gorillazgal86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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Two things are absolutely true: Crowley loves making himself a minor-to-severe nuisance to his surroundings, and he loves his angel. So making extremely suggestive conversation in public seems like a perfect way to spend a boring afternoon. (Un)fortunately for him, these things are also true: Aziraphale can out-bastard Crowley any day, and his schemes always, always come back to haunt him.
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06 Jun 2026
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Tonight, We Feast by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Nov 2020
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“I love seeing you like this, you know,” Aziraphale says, crossing his legs as he takes a sip of wine from the glass he's holding. “Nothing pleases me more than seeing you pleased.”
“So you’re just going to sit there and watch yourself debauching me?” Crowley says incredulously, a wide grin spreading across his face.
“I’m going to sit here and watch you being debauched,” Aziraphale corrects him.
[Or: Crowley indulges his angel. All four of them.]
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06 Jun 2026
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Stay by illogically_ineffable (Hadlathneth)
Fandoms: Broadchurch, Masters of Sex (TV 2013)
09 May 2026
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Alec was a freaking genius. He was also about to explode and the worst thing was that he had completely brought it upon himself.
Bookmarked by xander994
06 Jun 2026