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Tyler Joseph is a 37 year old divorced dad. His eight year old daughter, Birdie, needs a babysitter. Lucky for him, his neighbors' noisy son, 24 year old Josh Dun, just moved in next door.
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Age gap neighbor babysitter au joshler
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After an incredible show in your hometown, you spend some time backstage with the members of Twenty One Pilots. Josh is a sweetheart and Tyler doesn't say much, but there's something off. They look exhausted, and they have a question to ask you. Does the intense eye contact and lingering touches mean anything, or are you getting in the middle of something far more complicated?
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You bring Josh and Tyler home with you.
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No Man Left Behind by ML2Key
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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Based completely off of the No Man Left Behind comic I drew! Grace and Rocky find the (hopefully human) Convict abandoned on AT-5. He brings back germs!!!
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01 Jun 2026
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The Billboard Says, "The End Is Near" by Dredorida
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Apr 2026
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“You misunderstand my intentions.” The woman got stiffly to her feet, leaning both thin hands on the table and bringing herself several inches closer to your face. The energy in the room became immediately darker, thicker, and more commanding. It took real effort not to lean back and keep the distance. “I am not here to convince you, or recruit you. I am simply here to retrieve you. The helicopter is waiting up at the main building.”
You opened your mouth to retort, to argue, but one hand raised by the woman had you swallowing any hope of dissent. She leaned back to rap two knuckles against the door, an action that immediately summoned two broad men from the hallway. Though you couldn’t see their expressions, your face paled at the view of their readily-wielded assault rifles and bodygear. The European woman offered only a tight smile in return. “I have the full force of the US army on my side, and we are- well, as you would put it- kidnapping you to save the world."
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You are a research assistant, "hired" towards the end of Project Hail Mary to help Dr. Ryland Grace develop the world's understanding on Astrophage. But why did it have to be... someone like him?
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- Part 1 of Escape Velocity
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30 May 2026
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I know you Ryland Grace by Margoteloise
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Apr 2026
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You and Ryland Grace knew each other in the past.. and not in a good way. Ever since he wrote his papers about life forms possibly not needing water, you and him bumped heads. Everything you stood for was torn apart by his careless words, and you couldn’t stand his arrogant behaviour.
Now you’re the only two survivors who were thrown into this stupid Project Hail Mary thing. (Unfinished)
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28 May 2026
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settle down by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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“I don’t know if I can sleep,” Grace admitted, tersely. “I can’t get these theories out of my head, even if half of them don’t make any sense. I want to sleep—heck, I want to stop for a bit, take a break maybe—but I just can’t.”
The pad of Simon’s thumb roved over his cheekbone thoughtfully. Then, “Would you like to go down? Do you think that would help?” he asked.
Grace hesitated for a moment, eyes flitting between Simon’s face and the empty space over his left shoulder. “I… yeah. Um. Maybe that would… help. I think that would help.”
Inspired by the filament station discord discussing how Grace can sometimes suffer from problamatic levels of hyperfixation. combine that with his known oral fixation and Simon's need to take care of the man who takes care of him and, well. very sweet cockwarming ensues.
can be read as part of the bite-verse, but also as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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28 May 2026
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One second Ryland sat beside the fire, breathing crying beneath the stars. The next Simon shoved into him hard enough that both of them crashed backward into the sand. Ryland made a startled sound as the blanket twisted beneath them. Sand scattered. The firelight jumped gold across Ryland’s shocked face.
Simon didn’t know what he was doing.
He had never done this before.
Not really. Simon just suddenly could not survive the distance between them anymore.
So he closed it.
And kissed him.
Hard.If you are scrolling late at night with your morals in one hand and your phone in the other and you just want to get to the smut, start at Chapter 11.
Sneak Peek: “The metal thumb of the prosthetic pressed lightly against Ryland’s mouth. Ryland opened for him immediately.”
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28 May 2026