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Naruto is a girl that everyone seems to forget is a girl. She chooses not to correct those around her and to just accept being thought of as a boy. When a terrible thing is done to her and Naruto ends up a mother, her life is forever changed. She is determined to keep the baby a secret or risk her being taken away.
How will she balance being a ninja all while keeping those around her in the dark about who she really is and what happened to her? And how is she going to deal with Sasuke finding out all her secrets?
_____“Who’s baby is that!” Sasuke yelled a bit louder in frustration.
“Mine!” Naruto yelled back, startling them both with the admission.
“Yours” Sasuke repeated, voice empty with shock.
Naruto spun, baby still in arm and a glare in place once again, “mine” she confirmed, voice not weavering in the slightest.
Sasuke fell back slightly, hand coming up to run through his hair. He whispered ‘yours’ under his breath slightly before cracking his head up to stare daggers at Naruto, “how did you get a baby?”
“Do I have to teach you about the birds and the bees?” Naruto spat, bouncing the Baby slightly while meeting Sasuke’s gaze head on.
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11 Jun 2026
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Hatake Kakashi is a Hatake Alpha. His father, Hatake Sakumo, is the Hatake Alpha. His sister, his sweet spring-colored sister, is their Hatake Omega. For all her diluted blood by civilian mingling, she definitely presents as Hatake Omega. Her canines and superior sense of smell don’t lie. Her natural instinct to aim for the throat first ball second doesn’t lie. Her pheromones, omega as they come, but able to bring any Alpha, Beta, or Omega to their knees doesn’t lie. It seems that she might have a teeny tiny, itty bitty irrelevant amount of Senju in her since she talks to trees, but that’s beside the point. She’s his sister. She’s their pup. She’s pack.
So if that lovesick Uchiha thinks he’s getting anywhere near his precious family, he has a rude awakening.- Language:
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09 Jun 2026
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"So test them, then train them. The trappings of the old should not stifle the growth of budding new leaves."
That was what the Third Hokage told him when Kakashi was made jonin-sensei for the new Team Seven. A new team, different from the other genin had been given. They were as much a mission as they were anything else and Kakashi never failed his missions. In a village of secrets, within the miles of red tape that surrounded his brand new students, opposition was only ever a few steps away, but Kakashi wasn't worried. Team Seven always had a way of surpassing expectations. These three would be no different. Kakashi would make sure of that.
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09 Jun 2026
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A whole garden of flowers. (And their names carved on rocks) by 42_Anxious_Goldfish
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Apr 2026
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As most things go in Konoha, someone gets a smart idea and everything goes to hell.
OR, the story of how Hatake Kakashi raises Naruto to be the single most fearsome gardener/farmer/ninja that ever lived while fixing himself and the village along the way, and also somehow gets himself adopted by half the clan heads and their respective children.
OR, entirely self indulgant fluff and cute family shit with a somewhat tangible plot.
Ft – No Uchiha Massacre, No Danzou (Fuck him although he does appear at the beginning for like... 2 sentences or 4), Good Uchiha Family/Clan, Nobody dies (unless they deserve it), Everybody lives (unless they don’t), Jiriya needs someone to look in his head (it’s empty), Slice of Life, some Angst. Kakashi is the village bicycle, but everyone’s too scared off him to say it to his face, but trust him, he knows. Naruto is an absolute angel. Kakashi puts everyone's heads on straight and the world is better for it. Also, Obito is somewhat good. But it takes a while.
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- Part 1 of Healthy Roots (A Naruto AU)
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06 Jun 2026
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Kakashi Hatake decided he had done enough. He hung up the flak jacket, traded his forehead protector for a pharmacy eyepatch, and bought a pair of cargo pants with an unreasonable amount of pocket space. He had a simple plan: grow heirloom tomatoes, read his books, and avoid S-rank missing-nin at all costs.
But there’s a problem. Without a parasitic dojutsu constantly draining his life force, Kakashi is rested, healthy, and dangerously bored. Kakashi is finding that saving the world is a lot harder when you’re trying to stick to a civilian sleep schedule.
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Kakashi retires during the timeskip, which somehow changes nothing and everything at the same time
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04 Jun 2026