wishteeth
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Bill Cipher is on parole, because of course he is. But hey, being booted out of the program was one way out of the Theraprism! It beat being reincarnated into a vole or as a single brain cell. The whole ball and chain routine with his roommate is getting a little old, but as demeaning as it is, he knows he can get himself in it's good graces if he just plays along for long enough.
Too bad old Fordsy is still OBSESSED with him.
Yeah, so Ford has resorted to kidnapping, it's a fun twist on their dynamic, nothing to examine here.
[Emotionally constipated triangles, themes of codependency and grief, and a lot of different alien zombies in a vaguely "monster of the week" format!]
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Discovering his pregnancy was one struggle, trying to hide it and carry to term alone was another thing entirely. Bill failed to carry his pregnancy to term, and is forced to mourn the loss.
Check it out, it's my entry for the Bill Cipher MPREG zine!
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”Everywhere he went, he brought nothing but destruction. This would have to change. Bill could not be allowed to continue doing this, no matter how fond The Axolotl was of this little shadow.”
The Axolotl takes pity on Bill Cipher and gives him the chance at starting over through therapy. Bill does not want that. The Book of Bill was his last stitch effort to escape.
Things do not turn out how he expected. Now he is trapped in a whole new kind of prison, and is handed community service to boot. The Mystery Shack does not want him here, The Theraprism is all the desperate to have him back in their custody, and Bill is left to tip-toe around the people he'd tortured while that gets settled.
[Partially oc driven, and slowburn, but it's not the focus of the story.]
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- Part 1 of Shadow on the Wall
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Bill was not allowed to drink, but that did not stop him from finding the alcohol and making an idiot out of himself anyways.
[Takes place literally 30+ chapters in, so major spoilers for the rest of my fic]
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- Part 2 of Shadow on the Wall
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Post TBOB, where the reader (an oc, not a "reader" or self insert) makes the decision to free Bill.
A take on the handyman Bill concept that sorta veered off the road and fell into a ditch. Said ditch is full of taking accountability for his actions and moving on. Found family, legal red tape, and a lot of suspension of disbelief. Basically I am taking Bill, filling him with milk, and throwing him at the wall.
This is where stuff set in this universe will go. Please be forewarned that later additions will contain spoilers to the main storyline, but don't necessarily hold canon compliance to it. I will label those ones.
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"What are you doing?" Jack asked.
Ashi was sitting in front of the campfire, one hand holding her pocket mirror, the other holding a nail file in her mouth. She mumbled around the file, "Bru'hing my deeth?"
"That's... not a toothbrush."
She pulled out the file. "Okay, I'm filing and then brushing and flossing—but you know what I mean. It's a file day."
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Jack learns Ashi and her sisters were forced to file their canine teeth into points to look more like their god.
He tells her she should stop filing her teeth.
He doesn't expect them to start growing.
Bookmarked by wishteeth
19 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Remember to comment later but the visual of ashis teeth catching on Jack's and the other constant reminders of aku is really activating my almonds. Straight couple with the homoerotic undertones + healing from trauma and becoming yourself? Sign me up!!
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Stanford Pines learns that there is something better out there than a road trip with your estranged twin brother: A road trip with your estranged twin brother and a dream demon who recently tried to murder you and everyone you know!
Well, not actually better, but at least Bill can pick some good songs from the radio.
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28 Mar 2026
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Ford fights his way free of Bill's clutches again, but Bill's taunts about Ford still loving him get under his skin. He resolves to prove exactly how much he hates his former muse.
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24 Mar 2026
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Or else you get a seed pod shoved up the ass.
Featuring pre-karaoke BillFord.
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Bookmarked by wishteeth
22 Mar 2026
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It took Heinz Doofenshmirtz a hell of a long time to get Perry the Platypus' phone number, and he did NOT want to fuck it up. Everything reminded him of the platypus, and getting the chance to tell Perry about all of it, right away, was the best thing that ever happened to him. Unfortunately Perry the Platypus was not known for fast replies.
(Or: Heinz accidentally double texts Perry after doing everything in his power to not do that. He panics, but Perry has different thoughts about it.)
Bookmarked by wishteeth
22 Feb 2026