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    Sumary: “You think I am a slut, yes? Do you have a problem with sluts Hollander?” Ilya makes no effort to lower his voice to accommodate the environment, despite the lecture-hall filling up around them.
    “What?” Shane chokes on his breath, somehow this conversation is taking an even worse turn than expected. No, of course not, I don’t care how many people you sleep with.”
    Shane kind of does care, but not for the reasons that Ilya is insinuating.

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    College friends - Ilya has sex for sport, and Shane just doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. Ilya, obviously, isn’t going to let that stand. // What's so great about sex anyway??

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Ilya has two problems.

    The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.

    These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.

    (or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     
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    19 Jul 2026