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the things we did last summer by whothehellis
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Mar 2025
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After successfully blowing up another HYDRA base, Bucky figures it's the perfect time to get big ol' Steve to loosen up a little.
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A night to remember for the Strawhat family.
[Summary might change.]
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in sickness and in health, remember? by whothehellis
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
15 May 2024
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Your husband gets sick and he doesn't want to admit it. Luckily, you're there to help him, even though he's being stubborn about it.
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Yuuji Itadori's Foolproof Guide to Avoiding the Apocalypse by kalipaw
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Jul 2026
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Yuuji Itadori was fucked.
Absolutely, supremely, inexplicably fucked.
Genuinely, totally, super-duper fucked.
Super fucked.
Because standing in the very not-destroyed, dense streets of Shibuya, lined with the bright colors of department stores, hotels, tourist attractions, and advertisements plastered across every available space, Yuuji did not have Choso as support. He didn't have Fushiguro as support. He didn't even have Okkotsu as support.
Yuuji was inconceivably, utmostly, wholly, not-awesomely fucked because he was in the year 2005.
🔴 OR: Stuck over a decade in the past, Yuuji has resolved to do anything to ensure his future doesn't come to be.
It would really be a lot easier if Geto Suguru wasn't so overbearing, if Gojo Satoru wasn't such an asshole, if Ieiri Shoko stopped instigating things, and if Yuuji were just a tiny bit smarter.
But he was on his own, so damn it if he wasn't going to work with what he got.
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12 Jul 2026
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At the End of All Things by almaaz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
12 Jul 2026
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It's blue.
Blue and black and white and every color that blue could be.
Yuuji thinks he’s in a nightmare.
Then, in a voice too clear to be a millenia faded dream. More obnoxious than anything the person he knew could have dreamed up - a little higher too - but unmistakable nonetheless.
“And who might you be?”
It’s Gojo-sensei.
A tear rolls down his face before he registers it, shell shocked, it feels like the whole world has been fractured apart. He can not, will not, will never close his eyes.
His heart wrenches and shreds into a million pieces, he can not breathe or move or anything anymore. His feelings wrench through his body in a way that could evolve him into more god than sorcerer if he could maintain it.
He isn’t human anymore.
He can’t be. It’s too painful. It’s too ecstatic.
It’s Gojo-sensei
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12 Jul 2026
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Filtered Through Spit And Blood by SmellsLikeDeanSpirit
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Apr 2024
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Time is not linear but cyclical. The end is, and will always be, an immutable constant. You can rewrite the first chapter, but the closing line will invariably end with slaughter. To change fate is to write a whole new novel.
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There is something strange about the new boy in Gojo’s class. The world tells him his name is Itadori Yuuji, a boy burdened by the weight of expectation and possessed of powers beyond his years. His Six Eyes tell him he is a monster, an indomitable force with venomous fangs and bloodstained claws. His soul, however, sees just a child.
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Itadori travels back in time to when Geto and Gojo are still in school. Tragedy has not yet been put into motion, and Itadori will do whatever it takes to put an end to it, even if it kills him - especially if it kills him.
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12 Jul 2026
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"The higher-ups will demand his execution," Yaga warned.
Gojo looked down at the sleeping child in his arms. "Let them try."For a thousand years, the Itadori family unwittingly carried a phantom burden: the lingering soul of the twin Ryoumen Sukuna devoured in the womb
Until Kenjaku decided it was time to intervene.
Wearing a dead woman’s face, the ancient sorcerer engineered the ultimate masterpiece: a child born not as a mere vessel, but as an unbreakable cage for the King of Curses.
The shockwave of his birth violently shatters the balance of the Jujutsu world.Destined to be a world-ending weapon, Yuuji is trapped in a living nightmare. But years later, the strongest sorcerer in the world uncovers Kenjaku's abandoned, traumatized weapon. He doesn't exorcise the boy. He adopts him.
A story of a child built for death learning how to live, and a lonely god learning how to be a father.
(Note: Gojo's official parenting era begins in Chapter 6! Also, this fic now features absolutely gorgeous fanart throughout the chapters, a massive thank you to the incredibly talented Maypl_Syrup!)
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- Part 1 of Growing Together Universe
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10 Jul 2026
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Pink hair. School uniform—not Jujutsu High's, some other school's, navy and a white hoodie as the undershirt, peeking out at the collars, completely unsuited to what was happening.
A face Yuta caught in profile: young, round-cheeked, wearing an expression of mild interest in the way someone might look at a puzzle they'd seen before.
He landed like it cost him nothing—like the concrete and the distance and the force of what had thrown him were all just mild suggestions he'd chosen not to follow.
He turned to look at the curse, and he had his hands in his pockets.
"Shit," he said, conversationally, to no one in particular. The word arrived with a kind of easy, unselfconscious candor that somehow made it feel less like an expletive and more like an honest assessment.
"My bad. I'm still getting used to classifying these guys, y'know?" A beat. He tilted his head at the curse in a way that was almost—almost—appraising. "It's usually just weak or strong for me."
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The events of Jujutsu Kaisen season 1 happening in Jujutsu Kaisen 0, with Yuta instead of Megumi, no Sukuna incarnation, and Yuuji somewhat raised by Kaorijaku. Being very generous on that 'somewhat'.
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10 Jul 2026