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Jisung turns his head to give Minho an angry squint. “I feel like you’re trying to trick me. I don’t know how, or for what reason, but you are.”
Minho isn’t looking at him anymore, scrolling on his phone, gracing Jisung with his ridiculous side profile. “I would never trick you,” he says, voice as flat as the plains of Colorado.
“That sounds like something someone who’s trying to trick me would say.”
“Jisung.”
“What.”
“Come here.” He clicks his phone off and sets it on the nightstand between their beds, then pats his thigh.
“What?” Jisung short circuits for a moment. Minho wants him to… what? Sit on his thigh? Isn’t that a little forward? That has to be skipping at least ten steps. They’ve only known each other for, like, less than 72 hours. And a majority of that was spent antagonizing one another.
“I said come here.” And he pats his thigh again as if that’s a completely normal thing to do.
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jisung goes on the most miserable road trip of his life and meets a hitchhiker named rhino.
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21 Jul 2026
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“Go ahead then. I’m listening,” Minho says as he looks over at Jeongin, taking a sip from his cup of water.
“So, uhm. Well. I just…” Jeongin clears his throat, forcing himself to stop playing with his hoodie. How exactly does one even ask their friend to take their virginity?
At least Minho doesn’t urge him on, just humming again to show that he’s paying attention, even as he goes back to grilling the meat—certainly trying to lessen the pressure so that Jeongin can speak freely.
“I’m a virgin.”
That’s definitely a start.Or; Jeongin asks his trusted friend Minho to take his virginity. Minho makes sure to give him the ride of his life.
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- Part 1 of Save Horses, Ride (Cow)Boys!
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16 Jul 2026
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gnabteusmaximus
That’s what someone with a small dick would say.He can’t believe himself for saying this.
ultrapower
You keep talking about my dick, I’m gonna have to think you want to suck on it soon.Oh.
Or; A debate on bodybuilding dot com takes a turn between user gnabteusmaximus (Chan) and user ultrapower (Changbin).
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16 Jul 2026
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Minho doesn’t claim to be a perfect person. He doesn’t believe in God and he’s never gone to church or whatever else is supposed to make someone a moral human being. But he’s generally good, he thinks.
So, hearing how his neighbor pleasures himself isn’t his fault. He wasn’t actively listening for it, okay? So he got hard a few times. And? Is he not allowed to touch himself at the same time in his own shower?
or: minho spends months listening to his new neighbor masturbate in the shower until a plumbing issue forces him to do something about it.
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15 Jul 2026
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“Oh shit—quick! Make a wish!” Jisung grabs Minho’s shoulder and jumps in place. He squeezes his eyes shut, nose wrinkled in concentration, previous conversation forgotten.
“What’d you wish for?” Minho asks, voice too soft, too reverent. Shit, he really can’t help himself.
Jisung peeks one eye open. “Aish, for you to stop looking at me like that,” he whines.
“Like what?”
Jisung circles his wrist and swings their arms lazily. The pressure of his touch sends shocks up and down Minho’s forearm.
“Like that.”
“With my eyes?”
“Seriously, hyung. Stop perceiving me.”
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minho doesn't believe wishes can come true...
until Jisung turns invisible.
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15 Jul 2026