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Stede is having a horrible time on his honeymoon. That is, until a certain pirate comes to kidnap his bride for a ransom and decides to take him instead.
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Upon returning to the Revenge, Stede expects to find Edward ready to fall into his arms and run away together. Instead, he finds two Edwards. Blackbeard, the volatile, and angry Edward who's running the Revenge with an iron fist, and Ed, the soft and vulnerable Edward who's desperate for love and belonging, trapped in the ship's brig. Stede must navigate both Edwards in order to put back together the man he broke.
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When Edward learns of Stede's death in Bridgetown, grief-stricken and filled with the Kraken's rage, he decides to pay the Widow Bonnet a visit and ends up kidnapping her when he discovers the truth about Stede's "death". On a search to find Stede and finish the job a horse drawn carriage, a jungle cat, and a piano failed to do, he may discover a budding friendship along the way.
Across the waves, Stede searches for his beloved, hoping to gain the help of more experienced pirates to find him. He ends up joining the crew of one Captain Anne Bonny, who's searching for revenge against the pirate that killed her husband. Will Anne get her revenge or will talking it through as a crew prevail?
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Twilight: But its a Thriller and I Never Read Twilight by whicheverwarrior
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
25 Jun 2022
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A retelling of Twilight as a vampire suspense thriller.
After years away, Bella Swan made the decision to return to Forks, Washington for her final two years of high school in the hopes of reconnecting with her father. She assumed it would be a boring two years as the new kid nobody knows, but the prospect of being around her dad made it seem worth it. Everything changes when she meets the odd and eclectic Cullen family that lives just outside town. Their erratic behaviors and mannerisms make them outsiders with the rest of the school. When Edward Cullen takes a particular interest in her, she finds herself struggling between whether to be enamored or a afraid of him. Something dangerous is lurking behind closed doors and if Bella gets too close, she may end up his lover, or his victim.
"I was expecting an elaborate shit post not a face lift" - my friend who has only seen Twilight while incredibly drunk
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and lifted its whisper to my thirsty lips by Bagheera
Fandoms: The Mighty Nein (Cartoon), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
09 Jun 2026
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Caleb's amulet breaks before he ever meets Nott and he runs to the one part of Exandria where Volstruckers might not follow. Meanwhile, Essek Thelyss is still considering how best to commit treason and heresy.
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15 Mar 2026
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You Say This Isn't Love (we both know you're lying) by LuckyOwlsFoot
Fandom Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
13 Dec 2025
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14 Dec 2025
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He kisses Essek’s jaw, then the soft spot just shy of his ear. Essek hums and tips his head to guide his lips.
“I can tell you do not want to talk about it,” Caleb mumbles. He kisses the torn lobe of Essek’s ear where Jester has healed it closed; he’ll need to pierce it again sometime if he wants to replace the earring. Caleb thinks this, and moves to kiss his neck again. “But I am going to find it hard to sleep if I don't feel you next to me tonight.”In broad daylight, Essek is attacked. His friends do not know why or by whom until it is too late.
E rating in chapters 1, 5, and 11.
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20 Sep 2025
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It has been stranded in Aeor for so long, It sees wandering mages who yearn, It knows just what to do.
A monster hidden in Aeor kidnaps Essek and pretends to be him to seduce Caleb, all while Essek can only watch.
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20 Sep 2025
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Maybe this is all real, including the clean-shaven, well-adjusted version of himself sitting on the bed. In which case: why? And also, like, how?
Could be it’s the universe taking the piss. Showing him the timeline he could’ve been living in, if Stede cared enough to come back and find him. He could’ve been this other Ed, who apparently got Stede back and has learned to talk plainly about all the shit he’s feeling.
Could be it’s some, like, glimpse of the future? Like a warning? Like hey, Ed, you should think twice about offing yourself, because Stede’s actually about to show up any second, and you maybe kinda want to be alive for that?
Ha. Yeah, right.
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18 Aug 2025