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innocence died screaming (honey, ask me, i should know) by whenstheweddingcake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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'Harry dug beneath his jumper for his necklace, taking it out and pressing the pad of his thumb to the back of its disc, watching as the dark hill surrounding the tent suddenly filled with bright starlight. He watched the stars of Draco’s constellation blink at him until Hermione came hours later to switch places, and his heart sank as the lights diminished, the necklace tucked back against the skin of his chest.'
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Harry is on the hunt for Horcruxes and feeling more alone than ever. When he's not busy thinking about how to simply survive, he's wondering about what went wrong with Draco, where to find the hidden pieces of Voldemort's soul, whether or not his invisibility cloak is really one of the Deathly Hallows, and how to keep all of his family alive when the world seems to be collapsing around them.
Surely one person can't think all that at once – they'd explode!
(Title from 'From Eden' by Hozier)
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- Part 4 of it's worth it (it's divine)
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words hung above (but never would form) by whenstheweddingcake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2024
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'Harry’s magic was all heat; untamed and restless and fizzing as though readying to explode. The touch of a lit match to parchment; the static in the air before a lightning strike; the spitting of oil on a too-hot pan. Once the fire had found the cool leak of Draco’s magic, seeping into the depths of his mind, it only took mere moments to envelope it, simmer and then boil it until it was forced to evaporate.'
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year with a boyfriend who is supposed to be missing, a godfather who is supposed to be dead, and a list of Horcruxes in need of finding.
(Title from 'Shrike' by Hozier)
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- Part 3 of it's worth it (it's divine)
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we should just kiss (like real people do) by whenstheweddingcake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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'They were close enough that their chests almost touched. Harry’s gaze fell to pink lips, then to the stretch of pale skin over Draco’s throat as his Adam’s apple bobbed. There was a single dark freckle on the left side of his neck, just above the dip between his neck and collarbone. He wanted to cover it with his mouth.'
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Harry's summer is better than ever before, and he returns to Hogwarts for his fifth year with more power, changing relationships, an army at his back, and another DADA teacher that seems to have it out for him.
(Title from 'Like Real People Do' by Hozier)
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- Part 2 of it's worth it (it's divine)
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i’m put in awe (of something so flawed and free) by whenstheweddingcake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Nov 2022
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'Draco Malfoy stood at the tree line, leant back against one of the trees in an attempt to look utterly at ease amongst the frenzied crowd. As they neared him, his face was illuminated once more by an explosion of fire not too far from him. Harry couldn’t help but be a little curious at the deep frown on the boy’s face as he watched the swarm of black hoods, oblivious to Harry’s gaze.'
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Harry has returned to Hogwarts for his fourth year, only something is different about Draco Malfoy, and who put his name in the Goblet of Fire?
(Title from 'Movement' by Hozier)
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- Part 1 of it's worth it (it's divine)
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Keith’s starting to get used to this whole “defender of the universe” thing. Shiro’s back, they’re in space, and his biggest regularly occurring problem is the Galra empire and putting up with Lance’s “rivalry”. When Pidge discovers a potential high-value target in Sendak’s memories, called Kral-Ax, they decide to head down onto the surface of the moon it’s located on to investigate. The only problem is, Kral-Ax carries more than what they’re searching for.
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- Part 1 of Or, More Commonly, Names
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03 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by whenstheweddingcake
27 May 2026
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Lance is married, for fuck’s sake, and Keith being weirdly comfortable with him is not helping at all – not in the slightest.
The light reflects on a piece of silver metal on Keith’s hand as his fingers play with Lance’s.
He zeroes in on it, his breath catching in his throat.
It’s a thin silver ring that sits nicely on his left ring finger, adorned with an even thinner golden band around it, perfectly matching, and mirroring the ring that Lance found on his bathroom counter this morning.
Oh, no way. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.
This has to be some kind of cruel joke.
There is no way that the person he’s married to in the future is Keith.
or: Lance unwillingly takes one for the team and wakes up ten years in the future.
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25 May 2026
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“What if he kills us?” Hunk whispers.
“What if?” Keith barks. “What else are we going to do? If we make him angry, it’s going to make things worse. Like he said, we’re trapped here. Our best bet is to play his games and try for the reward."
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When the team is spirited away to the galaxy's most infamous game show, Garfle Warfle Snick, they quickly learn that the games serve a more sinister purpose than entertainment. Without any memory of how they got there, or any idea how to escape, they're faced with an impossible choice: play the games, or die.
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- Part 1 of their blood and mine