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    @shanesfreckles

    hey… has anyone seen that hayden pike has created an entire app where he just posts pictures of himself?? and nobody else can post anything?? am I going crazy??

     

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    Hayden Pike has an app just for his 3 fans

     

    Inspired by this tweet!

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    27 Jun 2026

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    When going through a rough patch in life, read this fic for a good smile and a laugh 🫶

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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    It’s like sweet and spicy sauce yumyum

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    In 2022, Ilya wakes up in a hospital in Ottawa with no memory of how he got there. He has hazy recollections of 2015, but he can't remember anything about the past seven years. He is shocked to learn he is now married to Shane Hollander, a fact that forces him to reconcile the decisions of his past self with the expectations he inherited from his father.
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    “I have this for you.” Hollander reached into his pocket, pulling out something gold, glinting under the cold hospital lighting. Holding his fist out, Hollander unfurled his hand, and the bottom fell out of Ilya’s heart, cratering through his stomach and spilling onto the floor.

    Shane Hollander stood before him, palm outstretched, cradling Irina Rozanova’s golden crucifix.

    Ilya flinched back, like he had been burned. Hollander’s warmth had moved too close, too fast, morphing into a threat and a violation. Hollander should not have that cross.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Delicious pain 🫶🫶🫶

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    The Toronto Guardians trade Troy Barrett one game into the season to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    Troy's new team hates him, and his new captain, Ilya Rozanov, has no interest in him. However, when Ilya realizes that Troy barely talks and has been struggling on the ice for weeks, he begins to investigate. But the more Ilya learns about Troy and the Toronto team, the worse it gets for Troy.

     

    {A Role Model rewrite with more angst}

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    07 Jun 2026

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    10000/10 the best troy angst there is, happy ending too 🫶🫶🫶

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    Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike

    I’ve been around @IlyaRozanov81 for a few years now, and I can confirm he’s a huge dick…

    Directly under that tweet is a second one:

    Hayden Pike ✅ @haydenpike

    … to everyone except his husband. Idk what the Russian names he calls Shane mean, but anyone who’s heard how softly he says them knows there’s no way that man is cheating. 

    Or: Ilya sleeps in on Sunday morning. Meanwhile, his loved ones discover, confront, and diffuse a mini Twitter scandal with him at the center.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Cutie centaurs family🫶