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Bruce Wayne isn't a bad father. He's trying. God, he tries.
He wakes up early to make sure the kitchen is stocked with what Alfred calls "whatever chaos food the children have decided they need this week". He skims case reports while figuring out how to bake eggless muffins for Damian's new dietary phase. He installs bulletproof windows in everyone's rooms and tracks all their phones, not because he wants to be controlling. He just needs to know they're alive. That's all. That's everything.
And still. Still, one of them storms off at least once a week. They say he's cold. That he doesn't listen. That he only cares when they're wearing the suit. So he tries another approach: he gives them space. And it only makes it worse. -
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"Trent Crimm? No way! Did you by any chance go to Lawrence high school from 92 to 93? Cause if you did I got a bone to pick with you." Coach Lassos' tone is excited, like just won the lottery excited, despite the cynical final sentence.
Everything on his mind immediately comes to a halt. Hardly anyone knew that he went to America for school. He'd hated almost everything about that year.
Almost everything.
"I did- how could you possibly know-" And suddenly it makes sense why he seems so familiar he remembers breezing past his full name, every article referred to him as Ted so it didn't matter, but now it really matters because there's absolutely no way this is Trents life right now.
"Theo?"
TLDR: Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm went to high school together and come face to face with each other for the first time in 30 years in the press room.
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29 Apr 2026
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a post-canon continuation of what i think should happen next, featuring some gentle backstory editing for the sake of the au.
also, #letmabelsayfuck2021
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10 Mar 2026
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"The anxiety, it's uh, pretty unpleasant.”
That's an understatement. A week and a half earlier, he'd stormed out of the house with his jaw clenched, and needed to walk around the neighborhood for close to half an hour before his heart had stopped pounding and he'd gotten the prickle of tears out of his eyes enough that he could go back home. Trent had been patiently waiting on the couch, a record playing and the lights dimmed, and told Ted that he needed help.
Ted grits his teeth at the memory. Help. Help that Trent couldn't give him. That he couldn't ask from Trent.
He shakes his head and looks back at Dr. Arnold. “I wasn't going to come, I'll be honest. I'm not much for therapy.”
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24 Jan 2026
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The story of a boy destined to die, and a brother who would do anything to save him
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Bookmarked by wazeggie
13 Oct 2025
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Prolly the best hp fic ive ever read dude. Also the author wrote 1500.000 words in a little over a year. Wtf, author, are you ok? I am baffled by your awesome writing skills. I dont know how the fuck you pulled this off but i love you for it, you wizard.