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  1. Public Bookmark 34

    guess (guess) guess by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    10 Sep 2025

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    "Okay," Kyle says, and when Stan looks at him he can see him eyeing Kenny carefully. Kyle is going to have fun cracking this one for a while, at least. "Okay, so, you've been dating Craig Tucker, who hates us all, for half a year and didn't feel like letting us in on it until now?" Kenny nods and Cartman snorts. "Why now?" Kyle asks again.

    "It felt like the right time, I dunno," Kenny explains, and it all seems so half-assed, like he really didn't think this through at all.

    Or: Kenny and Craig are dating… or is it just a prank? (Spoiler: it’s not)

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

    Shove My Heart, Play Confess by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    16 Mar 2026

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    "I like you."

    "This is a joke, right?"

     
    Five times Kenny is convinced Craig is fucking with him regarding his feelings for him and their very new and very sudden relationship, and the one time he considers that, maybe, he really isn't.

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 55

    something like jealousy by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    27 May 2026

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    “I mean, it’s not like we ever really talked. And, uh, I’m less noticeable than my friends.”
    “I hate your friends, but I never hated you. That makes you more noticeable to me.”

    Craig, (attacking Stan), and Kenny, (trying to defend Stan), both get detention and are forced to spend some time together every day after class.
    While Kenny tries not to think too much about the reason why he finds himself in detention in the first place (Stan), he learns that Craig Tucker might not be such an asshole after all.
    (At least, not to him).

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

    Mistakes Like This by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    01 Nov 2020

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    "and my dick takes over,
    and i'm thinking bout your lips
    but we're too damn sober
    for mistakes like this"

     

    High school proved that the universe really hated Craig Tucker, but maybe not as much as it hated Kenny McCormick. After all, Craig had to watch Kenny get killed on multiple occasions, and he was the only one in the entire damn school who noticed.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    truth or head by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    06 May 2025

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    “Don’t give me that,” Craig says. He then grabs Kenny’s chin as well as his thigh, digging in and leaving rosy half-moons. “Want me to eat you, princess? Right here?”

    “Dunno,” is Kenny’s faint reply. But he’s lying, legs beginning to spread.

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    31 Jan 2026