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headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet by vvanitas
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Dec 2025
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“He doesn’t know that you know, right?” Sasuke inquired, chin resting on the palm of his hand as he leaned on top of the kitchen island. “You should cheat on him back.”
Naruto felt his mouth open and close as his brain suddenly short circuited. Unable to find his words, he choked out a mere: “What?”
“And record it.”
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Naruto gets cheated on by his boyfriend, and films a revenge sex tape with his best friend Sasuke to send a message. -
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Accompanied by the moonlight peeking through his curtains, Naruto recalls the countless times Sasuke asked him what the word ‘friend’ meant to him. Years later, he’s still unsure.
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ABO one-shot where Naruto and Sasuke, now in their 20’s, finally answer the timeless question of “What are we?”
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“So, where were you?” He asks casually, knowing fully well what the answer is.
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It's 2am and you're still nowhere to be found. Levi puts the pieces together.
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Tobirama has always had a problem with his scent.
Or rather—everyone else has had a problem with it.
When they were at war, it had been a significantly lesser point of contention. Not many had the time, nor the energy, to focus on how a shinobi smelled among the putrid tang of blood and rot that so often overtook the battlefield.
Toka had even called it a positive, once. “It must be quite jarring,” she had said, “To look over and see your clan slaughtered, surrounded by the smell of vanilla and caramelized sugar.”
Right.
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Naruto entered the hospital with a simple plan:
1. Learn.
2. Get some work experience (and credentials to put on his resume).
3. Finish his degree before the degree finishes him first.He didn’t expect smashing hospital doors would give him more than what he bargained for. (He also didn’t expect it to be in the form of a hot group mate in tight-fitted scrubs looking at Naruto like he wants to devour him).
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Obito towers over Kakashi almost menacingly. Kakashi would be frightened if he wasn’t so turned on.
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“Stop that,” Kakashi whispers loudly, echoing Obito and scowling up at him, fingers digging lightly into an old injury on Obito’s hip just as the Uchiha tilts his head to the side, the scar bisecting his bottom lip making his grin look a little crooked.
“Stop what?” Obito hisses back, mocking, hips gyrating in slow, filthy little circles. “I’m not doing anything.”KKOB week 2026 Bingo: Sleepover + Whispers
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- Part 4 of KKOBweek2026
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Naruto looks at his reflection in the slowly cooling bathwater and desperately wants to believe that he is normal. That scars are just scars and skin skin and eyes eyes but he knows there's something more, there's always something more.