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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    A dog helps Ilya through some tough times.
    Incredibly sweet, would 100% read again

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Jealous Ilya? Check.
    Shane being good at eating pussy to avoid fucking girls? Check.

    Combine the two and you get possibly the hottest rimming I've ever read.
    Hot damn.

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Shaving, Ilya discovers, is something Shane approaches with a near ritualistic precision.

    There are steps.  An order everything needs to be done in so that Shane’s jawline ends up silky smooth.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    I am Ilya, and Ilya is me (losing our minds at being kept juuuust out of danger by someone's skill alone)

    New favourite trope unlocked.

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Oh, sorry.”

    Shane’s head whipped to the side. Rozanov.

    “Someone said you wanted me next.” He was chewing gum. Shane could hear the squish between his teeth from across the room.

    “I’ll double check,” the person directing the shoot grabbed a clipboard. “Uh, no it’s Hollander first, then the guy from Detroit. But you’re up after that. We’ll get someone to call you through when we’re ready, okay?”

    “Okay,” Rozanov echoed, and straightened up to leave. But not before obviously looking over Shane’s clothes, or lack thereof, lingering on where Louise was still highlighting his fucking left ass cheek.

     

    Or: Shane and Ilya don’t hook up for the first time until 2015, after a photoshoot for a charity calendar.

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    25 May 2026

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    Hollanov as Calendar Boys? Hallelujah, amen 🙏

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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    27 May 2026

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    Hollanov roommates my beloved.
    Shane once again stumbling his way into a gay awakening.
    Ilya being a fucking menace as ever.

    God bless you OP for writing some of the hottest Hollanov smut on this site.