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Laundromat Blues by vegetablebirb
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV), AND2BLE (Korea Band)
22 May 2026
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“Oh, hell no.” Zhang Hao glared at the boy standing across from him.
Out of all the people’s laundry he could’ve mistakenly taken, it had to be an old flame (from high school no less).
Hanbin considered Zhang Hao from where he was perched on top of a laundry machine. “Zhang Hao. I thought the shit-colored sweater vests looked familiar.”
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My YWY3 Archive Pile by vegetablebirb
Fandoms: IXFORM (Band), YOUTH WITH YOU 3, QCYN3, 青春有你3
12 Apr 2024
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Please enjoy these bites of stories (with various ships) that never got fleshed out fully.
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Zoro took a good look at him. “Are you sure you’re okay?”
Why wouldn’t I be? My whole life has been a fucking lie, that’s all.
He wasn’t just not a ladies’ man anymore. And he wasn’t just not disgusted by that fucking brute and inelegant seaweed of a man.
Sanji had a huge, massive, overwhelming, undeniable crush on Zoro.
“Yeah, I’m fine.”
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The Straw Hats end up on a small, seemingly empty island, where they take an opportunity to encounter the thing each of them needs the most, in a series of personal challenges. Sanji, like everybody else, goes on his search alone... until a stupid green marimo gets on his way.- Language:
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26 Jun 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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25 Jun 2026
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Sanji chokes on his cigarette. “You’re saying I’m allergic to what?”
“Semen,” Chopper says in the same tone of voice he’d use to describe today’s laundry list as if Sanji’s entire existence isn’t crashing down right in front of his eyes. “Zoro’s semen, to be precise.”
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24 Jun 2026
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“You want ice for it?”
Sanji paused, hand still in pocket.
He stared at the floor for a solid second, trying to figure out if what he had just ordered correlated with what he had just heard, and came up short.
“Ice-,” Sanji said slowly, turning back to the green haired cashier. “For my hot chocolate.”
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24 Jun 2026
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Zoro takes a deep breath before letting it out slowly along with all of the tension in his body, “I could do that for you.”
“You’ve lost me,” Sanji’s brows pull together in confusion. “Do what?”
“Things,” Zoro mumbles. “I could do stuff for you. I could take care of you.”
Or, Sanji cuts back on smoking and starts thinking about the extra years it will add to his life.
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23 Jun 2026